Nobody’s Perfect: Michelle Obama VS School Bus Lady
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the first lady, Michelle Obama, VS School Bus Driver
Let’s start with Michelle…her federal lunch program is NOT popular. Veggies and fruits are served while the kids are starving:
One concerned food service worker from Montana put it this way: “It’s completely flip-flopped in terms of portion size.” The “new federal guidelines require vegetables to comprise the largest portion of a student’s lunch, while the entrée is now being treated as a side dish.”
Another school food service worker said that “Two ounces of protein won’t cut it for high school athletes.” Maybe Michelle feels that if she can work out those impressive biceps on an empty stomach, high school athletes who need food-driven power to plow through those football dummies should quit complaining and toughen up.
But…it gets worse. NOW..the kids are finding bugs in their food:
And if your kid is starving, that could be the least of his worries. This lady bus driver decided to take a tip from Obama, and do a selfie of herself, and what she likes to do while driving the kids to and from school, she likes to drink beer:
The selfie, which was posted on Facebook shows, the driver for the Princeton City School District behind the wheel of her bus with her lips around a bottle of beer, WSYX reports.
The photo caused a brouhaha when parents and district officials saw it. The driver, whose name has not been released, was immediately fired by her employer, First Student Transportation.
Mmmmmm….they won’t release her name. Wonder why?
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the lunch lady who needed to drink while driving, putting the kids lives in danger? No doubt starving kids can get pretty feisty. 
Or is it our first “Lady” who could care less if the kids of the nation eat bugs, meat, or anything for that matter. She’s on vacation in Aspen, hitting the slopes and eating at the finest restaurants on our dime, while her husband plays golf…in Palm Springs.
Which reminds me…I was once gazing at Marie Antoinette diamond earrings on display in the New York Museum, and some kid behind me was bugging me. And so I said to him….
“See those earrings?” And he looked. “They were in the pocket of Marie Antoinette when they cut her head off.:”
“You’re lying!” said the brat.
“No, I’m not. It says so right here. You know why they cut her head off?” I asked.
The kid laughed, and shook his head. I had finally got his attention. “Because she STARVED her own people.”
A lesson we should pass down to all our children.
Let’s face it: Michelle Obama is starving the school children of America, while her kids eat Pizza, burgers, and whatever they like.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Michelle Antoinette. I hope she’s enjoying her Aspen vacation, don’t you?
By the way, this picture, is considered…”racist” So of course I posted it, to remind her:
‘Once upon a time….there was a queen….who starved her people…and she had diamonds…and furs….and…and….and…she…..’
