Joyanna Adams

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So…Who Taught Miley Cyrus to Strip? Mickey Mouse?

Nobody Flashes

I didn’t see it, but evidently, Miley Cyrus shocked the world last night, on the MTV Music Awards, because Madonna, and Lady Gaga are running out of shocking dance moves. Evidently, she had some pretty strange looking Teddy Bears dancing with her…AND the black community was shocked! Although, Nobody Knows why. Will Smith certainly knew what was coming.

Will Smith

Actually, I almost feel sorry for her…..Because evidently, being a sex symbol, is not easy work. Miley couldn’t just stand there and…be sexy. That….belonged to pretty much one person. It’s all in the softness. Girls are supposed to be…soft…right guys?

The only thing that would have shocked me, is if Miley had actually not been lip synching and had actually been singing while she was doing.. .whatever that was.

August 26, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment