Nobody Knows: The Transparency of Gruber, Tee-Shirts, China, Ferguson, and Obama’s Chewing Gum

Nobody Knows

Tell me: Is fraud still a crime in America? Nobody Knows, and I say this because of one word: Gruber.

Yes, a man named Jonathan Gruber actually enlightened us this week. As Americans have been forced to stand around in wide-eyed ignorance every day since Obama was elected— this week, we actually got a GRUBER to admit to how stupid he thinks the American people are, because he wrote Obamacare in such complicated legalize nobody would figure out what a scam it was. Yes, it was Gruber: the man who designed the “Affordable” Health Care Act for America, who deliberately deceived us all and admitted it! A man who thought nobody would notice when he told the truth— Oops.

A few too many cocktails….it just slipped out.

But—- he’s GLAD he lied.

While most nobodies in the country would probably do at least 10 years in jail for committing fraud, not GRUBER! He was just doing what Obama wanted.

He has sort of apologized, but so far, our President has not.

And now, because Obama’s skin in BLACK— we can all go back to the usual state of the union with a President who hides, lies, cheats, and denies everything. Obama promised the most transparent administration and rule of law to ever grace the Lincoln bedroom. So far…all we really know is…Lincoln is still dead.

And speaking of transparency….

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Nobody Knows what the heck Obama is doing in China besides chewing gum. Word has come out that China is making fun of Obama, and didn’t take too kindly to his chewing gum. As he strolled out chewing from his limo…somewhere Gwyneth Paltrow was fainting while looking for a pack of Juicy Fruit.  

And Nobody Knows whose idea it was for all the leaders of every country to be forced to wear the clothes of China? Was this some kind of psychological power play by Xi Jinping? (You WILL wear what I WANT you to wear, or I will give all those letters that you wrote to Khomeini to your press. I have your Post Office in my pocket.)

While Putin was acting like he was the life of the party, Obama acted like he had been dragged off the 17th hole, and was being made to listen to a Merle Haggard concert. Putin got great energy contracts with China…What did Obama get? Nobody REALLY Knows. Remember, he told us we could keep our doctors….

And speaking of doctors…

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They are going to be working overtime soon in Ferguson, because today, Governor Nixon came out and declared to the world that when it’s announced that officer Wilson is NOT guilty of shooting Michael Brown, people are going to be fighting over those nifty Michael Brown tee-shirts. The family of Michele Brown is fighting over who gets the money for those tee-shirts now. In fact, they are so mad, they went to Switzerland to protest to the United Nations to get the U.N. to prosecute (not sure who) the police for torturing their son. They are demanding “global intervention.” They want to announce to the whole world that America is a racist, no-good, bigoted country and they torture black people.

Okay, so maybe Obama said that…but do check out that tie….

Right: Christians are being slaughtered, all over the world, blacks are being slaughtered by BLACKS here in the U.S., but let’s tell the world that if a cop shots a thug in America, one that is trying to kill him….only the U.N. can save us.

Nobody knows how many people are being tortured by having to listen to this nonsense, but I digress…Michael is dead. And Nobody Knows just how much money Michael’s parents are going to make in merchandising the BRANDing of their son, in order to become rich enough to retire OUTSIDE of Ferguson…probably Martha’s Vineyard.

And speaking of retiring, that certainly was on Governor’s Nixon’s mind this week:

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He LIKES his wonderful job, and all its perks—- Private Jet, fancy dinners, and as you can see by this picture he took and tweeted: Ladies butts.

While all the riots were going on right after Michael Brown was shot, Nixon was right out there to the nearest microphone (one NOT near Ferguson) talking smack about that poor Michael Brown. He was siding with Michael. He let us all believe that the cop was guilty,

BUT…whoa. Wait! The Republican took over the Senate!

Not since the Governor went after those scums breaking the NO-CALL list has he sounded so tough on crime:

Missouri Governor Jay Nixon said on Tuesday the National Guard would be on standby to respond to any violence after a grand jury decides whether or not to indict a white police officer for shooting dead an unarmed black teenager in Ferguson. “That ugliness was not representative of Missouri and it cannot be repeated,” Nixon said.

“These measures are not being taken because we are convinced that violence will occur, but because we have a responsibility to prepare for any contingency,” he said.

Nobody Knows what caused Nixon’s 180-degree turn around, but my guess is he would like to keep having big butts on that private jet of his.

Not that I have anything against big butts…just governors who tweet them, and flip-flop on their ‘beliefs.’ At least Nixon is transparent: We all can SEE him for what he is— a politician now afraid of losing his job.

So again, another week where the nobodies of the world are kept in the dark: Nobody can figure out what’s coming: Will Jeb Bush and Hillary run for President and there will be a tie? Will Daddy Bush die while Obama is still in office? And more importantly, would a politician die just to get his other son elected?

(Okay, maybe I got carried away…uh…well…)

Is Sarah Palin going to run in 2016? Bernie Sanders? Christ Christie? Mitt Romney? Rand Paul?

Angelina Jolie?

Do we really care?

 

 

November 12, 2014 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Barack Obama, Black History, Uncategorized | China, Obama, U.N. Ferguson | Leave a comment