Joyanna Adams

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When Obama Plays Golf, the Earth Quakes

Nobody Knows

Nobody knows what Obama was thinking today when he made this high kick on the golf course…but I have a few hints from his caddy.

1.     Damn! I hit that shot so far the earth moved…did you feel it?

2.     Hey, tell Fema not to worry, I just got Jeffery Immelt to build a few more factories in China. Call Joe and tell him wrestling with that sumo guy really helped out. Tell him I want him to ride some camels, and bring the horse back…Malia wants a pony.

3. How much was in Gaddafi’s bank account? $300 billion? Well boys, I say that deserves another round. Tell Hillary I want my check, pronto.

4. Michelle is eating taco’s with the kids? Hot damn. She’ll be gone for hours. I can go hit some hoops…if you catch my meaning.

5. Maxine told the tea party to go to hell? Damn. Give that woman a raise. What? The people are mad because I’m taking a vacation and playing golf? Well, you know where they can go. What? We had an earthquake? Damn…how lucky can you get?

August 23, 2011 Posted by | humor, Natural Disasters, Obama, Presidents | , , , | Leave a comment

Let’s Send Gus to Washington

Nobody Cares

This is the kind of tenacity we need. Let’s send Gus to Washington.

August 23, 2011 Posted by | dogs, humor | , | Leave a comment