Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS SpongeBob SquarePants

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we find out a clue to an important question that many of us in the nation have been asking ourselves—

Was Obama raised on SpongeBob SquarePants? Has he been secretly watching the program? Does he watch SpongeBob on his I-Phone? Is that why he fought the Secret Service so hard to keep it?

Have you noticed recently that Obama seems to keep repeating himself? Could the President have short-term attention deficit?

This important research was released today:

CHICAGO (AP) – The cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is in hot water from a study suggesting that watching just nine minutes of that program can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds.

Frankly, I’m worried. By his behavior, and by this new information, it’s possible that Obama has logged in more than five or six years of Mr. SquarePants, which explains why he keeps ending up on the golf course. He really has no idea how many times he has been there. He simply doesn’t remember. He has short-term deficit…a problem even SpongeBob himself does not have.

Just today, ‘President’ Obama gave a jobs speech, repeating the very same things he has been talking about since before he was elected: and yet, he is acting like it’s a brand new concept. Tax the rich. Tax the rich,…and tax the rich.

This continuous repetition about taxing the rich…is becoming a red flag for his obvious SpongeBob metal deficit.

But there is more: He wants to rebuild the infrastructure of the United States. But, somehow he has forgotten the GE moved all its manufacturing to China. He said that’s what the FIRST $800 billion dollar stimulus was for, jobs and infrastructure. We all remember—but…nothing was shovel ready, when he said it would be shovel ready. That was only a year ago. Did he forget?

Is Obama seeing Lobsters dancing when he looks down from Air Force One? Is there a SquarePants Czar in the Oval Office telling him to get on the plane? Is that why he keeps getting on Air Force One? He forgot he was just on it?

This just in:

President Barack Obama on Monday proposed paying for his jobs plan by eliminating $467 billion in tax breaks for wealthier Americans and corporations, triggering a new battle with Republicans in Congress.

He said that he would “take” away tax loopholes, to anyone making $200,000 a year, or a family making $250,000. That means, if you are thinking about giving to the mentally ill down the street,(or in the White House) or public broadcasting, just so that you can keep some money to take a vacation this year… FORGET IT!

Obama is also suggesting cutting the Social Security taxes in half. Did he forget what he has promised? He wants to SAVE the program. Yep, he forgot.

Poor SpongeBob. He has no clue that the very President he has been entertaining for all these years, is actually trying to pass a bill that will destroy his job. People will not have enough money left after paying for all the new taxes to continue their Nickelodium cable subscriptions. But, good news…the kids in Saudi Arabia will still get their SpongeBob fix. Which…could be a good thing when they forget just where they were suppose to detonate.

The test said that it was the fast paced actions of SpongeBob that caused the “brains” to stop functioning.

Really, it’s not the fast action of the program that is making kids stupid, it’s the politically correct garbage they pump out on the show. Thank goodness SpongeBob was not around during the first landing on the moon…those guys would still be up there, having forgot where they placed the moon module.

So…either SpongeBob SquarePants is really a secret-ops CIA initiative to dumb down the world, (including the Taliban) or the Republicans are streaming it into Obama’s head when he sleeps. Nobody is glad I figured this out.

If you want final proof that our President suffers from short-term attention deficit, he said “PASS THIS BILL!” fifteen times during his speech, and since that time, he has been repeating it every five minutes.
If I were a Republicans candidate running for election, I would certainly bring this matter of Obama’s SpongeBob short-term mental deficit up in the debates.

Of course…they might have to repeat it to him a few times…

September 12, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Obama | Humor, Obama, SpongeBob SquarePants | 1 Comment