Halloween Brings Out the Best in a Kardashian.
Nobody’s Perfect
I can’t think of a better time to announce your divorce to a man you just married a few hours ago than Halloween, can you? But that’s what Kim Kardashian just did.
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
Bruce Jenner must be proud: He produced a champ. His daughter now holds the record for shortest marriage in a celebrity career.
(Nobody made that up. Not the kind of research I enjoy…)
I Googled their famous wedding, and found out, they got married in August..2011. Not ONLY did they get $10 million dollars worth of free stuff for the wedding (because they made it into a TV special)they earned $17 million dollars selling the rights to People Magazine, and other various outlets.
(Now that I think about it, how much did Sandra Bullock get for her famous adoption pictures of her and her son on People?)
The newlyweds got their entire wedding for almost free, and if you Google “Kardashian Wedding” all you see is a quadrillion pictures of Kim. Kris Humphries, the groom….not so much.
The idea was the marriage would help his sports team. (?) What? Did they think ticket sales would soar because she would be at his games? Hey guys…pay some Hooter girls to sit in the seats…lots cheaper.
As you see from the pictures below, after the wedding, they turned into dogs. It wasn’t pretty. The poor guy doesn’t know what hit him. The very clever Kim got a prenuptial, and will no doubt do this again for the money. Just think how much they are going to make off the divorce pictures.
Nobody Reports—
Here we see Kim Kardashian walking out of the courtroom, she’s wearing Dior sunglasses, Vera Wong divorce skirt, and her own line of shoes. She sold the rights to tell her painful marriage to be coming out soon in a special on HBO. The money she makes off all of this will put her up into the top 1 percent of 
the top 1 percent.
Why not? If people want to pay her to get married so that she can be a walking advertisements for all their products she promotes, she could make it a habit.
No doubt her father is her best advisor. Any man that can keep his “brand’ franchise alive for all these years, even after we’ve all forgotten it is what HE was famous for…(Uh…I think he threw a javelin right?) Anyway,
Bruce knows a thing or two about how to milk fame.
In any case, I’m sure they will both survive….besides, scientifically speaking, I was having trouble in my mind picturing Kama Sutra positions between a giant and a midget. It would be like a giraffe mating with a panda wearing lipstick.
Not that love doesn’t conquer all…something tells me, one day, Kris made the mistake of uttering those four little words:
“Kim, I want HALF.”
Poor guy. He married “perfection” and we know…Nobody’s Perfect.
(Where can I get that outfit for MY dog? She’s pretty good with a bone….and that WIG! OMG…she would look SO cute! Does Dior make that outfit? Can I get it in leather?)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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