Obama’s NEW Stimulus Plans
Nobody Cares
The Japanese have managed to outdo themselves once again. Nobody has just discovered that Obama has ordered 2 million of these hand clappers to be taken with him wherever he is campaigning. This was part of the stimulus for ‘green jobs’ because Japan needs the money since the whole population is going to die sooner rather than later due to green radioactive contamination. It will fail of course, because our electric grid cannot get enough juice to all those robotic clapping hands. Therefore another $500 million will have to go into supplying the mobile generators that will have to be dragged around to supply the energy needed.
This time, I’m sure, Bo will be guarding the trucks.
I laughed through this whole mindless thing. Just hearing “If You’re Happy and You Know it: sung in Japanese” was enough to retire me for the day. I imagine someone is going to say this is racist, and then they will have to make them in black.
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
You’re welcome.
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The Black Hand gang ! Curiously ‘masculine’ hands they have made there. And for their next trick it will be a face-slapping hand. Feminine of course. Followed by a bottom smacker.
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