Joyanna Adams

Mysteries of the Rich and Ugly Purses

Nobody Wins

There are riots on the Berkeley campus, riots in New York, riots in Greece, riots in the Middle East, where may I remind you, it is legal to shoot bullets into the air when you’re happy, and riots because some football coach ignored the sexual predator in his mist because he was too busy being rich and famous and posing for his statue.

I would not for one minute join the union-loving, Marxists, communistic, and brainwashed children of the Clinton Corn on Wall Street right now…BUT…having said that, I have to admit..when you see what the rich buy with their money, it does make you wonder how they got that way,(rich in the first place) since they waste money on stuff that any Nobody could reproduce for them for a few pennies:

Here’s three examples:

1. Andreas Gursky’s “Rhine River” photo was just sold for $4.3 million dollars.

Tell me. Honestly. Would you pay $4.3 million for this picture of some grass? Somebody somewhere has this hanging in his castle, the most boring photograph that was ever taken. A five-year-old would at least have put a swan or a duck in it.

I’m thinking Merkel bought it to make some kind of German statement. She can lend it to Sarkosy and rename it the ‘Seine River’ and he can use it. They plan to hang it in Brussels where they can gaze at it before they go into their European Union fantasy camps.

If I had bought it, I would have put a fishing pole right next to it, for some humor. Maybe the guy who paid money for this “mystery” likes the grass and the river because he had his first joint there. Whatever…But for $4.3 million, I would have expected a lifelong supply of salmon steaks to come with it.

Stupid rich people. They are everywhere.

2. John Lennon’s tooth was just bought by a dentist in Canada for $31,000. (and none too soon by the looks of it. )

I hope Yoko pulled out all his other teeth, before she put him away.  I can’t wait to see what they get. I bet she could get at least $2 million for the whole set. I’ll donate a few cavities if she needs to spruce them up a bit. I loved John too….it’s the least I could do.

3. Yves Saint Laurent’s (butt-ugly ) Cabas Chye Fringe Colorblock Tote: $2,595.

If you see some lady walking around with this abomination to the memory of horse and buggy rides, I want you to slap her for me.

I’m sorry. There are just too many stupid rich people. And too many ugly purses. I plan to expose everyone of them. Nobody is on a mission to report them all…even the ones at Wal-Mart. Please…it’s torture. Do we really need this many ugly purses on the planet?

Okay, I’m done…I’m taking the night off to take a picture of my bathtub with the soap floating in it. I going to send it to Italy where I know they can appreciate fine art, besides, they like to spend money.  I’m tired of playing the lotto. I will name it “Nobody’s River of Soap.”

I might let them show it in the Smithsonian,  if they promise to put it next to Obama’s Official White House Portrait.  I’m hoping they send it back here because I don’t think the Louvre is ready for it.

November 10, 2011 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | humor, The rich | Humor, The rich elites