Obama Pardons White Turkeys
Today, President Obama actually did something serious..he pardoned a white turkey. The news reported that he said this at the event–
“Some of you may know that recently I’ve been taking a series of executive actions that don’t require congressional approval,” Mr. Obama said. “Well, here’s another one. We can’t wait to pardon these turkeys — literally. Otherwise, they’d end up next to the mashed potatoes and stuffing.”
Obama: I, Lord Barak Hussein Obama the Second, Commander- in -Chief of the world’s mightiest army protector of the poor minorities all over the world, who are right at this moment, waiting for me to come and save them from their oppressors, do grant you….white turkey, by my executiv order, a pardon on your white turkey life, which I could have taken because I am the ruler of the Universe, the Congress, Burma, and sometimes my wife.
Therefore, In exchange for the granting of this most benevolent act of kindness on my part as your ruler, I order you to give up 80% of your future holdings, all your homes, and your turkey business, to be turned over to me, your sovereign lord, in order for me to redistribute, as I see fit, to all those other turkeys, I mean, people in he world, who are not thankful for anything right now.
May Allah be with you, and Christ behold you, and may all God’s White turkeys rejoice at this executive mandate, on this Thanksgiving of me letting you live another white turkey day. Now, get back to work.
Turkey I not getting near that fool.
Malia Whoa, dad’s taking this job a little too seriously.
Sasha I wonder if he knows that Mom intends to kill it for dinner?
White Guy I’m taking this sucker home!
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