How to Deal with the New Electronic Future…

Nobody Flashes

I’m sorry…I was working on today’s post about the economy when I came across this gem of satire from THE ONION. And then I read about some poor guy in New Taipei, Taiwan, who died while playing video games at an internet cafe.

He was only 23.

It was only discovered that he was dead nine hours later…the waitress said he had his hands stretched out. All the men in my family are addicted to video games, and they might as well be dead when you pass them because they DO not answer any question at all when you talk to them while they are playing. I could say, “Guys! I just won 45 million and I’m leaving to go to Hawaii, want to come?” They would not move an eyelash.

If I said, “Hey…Obama says that all men must be castrated by 2013 due to overpopulation” they would not move a muscle.

But if I said, “Would you like to go buy $800 worth of new games, I came into some cash.” I am sure, that at least one of them would look up and say, “After I kill this guy first.”

But..if you have a daughter who spends her life punching a cell phone, you’ll love this video.

I cannot text. I have no phone to text. I do not have a daughter, but my son..will sit with his phone and read for hours.Banning old girlfriends is one of the more important lessons in life you need to know, according to him.

But..let me warn you… when you get to the point in the video of the good doctor talking about how he will kill this girl, remember that the doctors in Obamacare will be talking like this WITHOUT brain damage for an excuse.  All you have to be is old.

Enjoy!

February 3, 2012 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | humor | Humor