Joyanna Adams

Nobody’s Perfect: Chris Christie VS John Burri

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, I almost started with the imperfect, miserably rich and miserable about it, Whitney Houston, who evidently was pretty stoned before she forgot to get out of the bathtub…and then came to find out, today that Whitney’s problems were NOT caused by Bobby Brown, or drugs, but because America is just so homophophic. You see, she was madly in love with a woman named Robyn, (according to THE MAIL)  but had to hide her feelings, because if the American homophophic country had found out, they wouldn’t have bought her records.

After all..look what happened to Ellen DeGeneres. (Yeah, my point exactly.)

A “gay” friend had this to say about Whitney and her true love: Robyn: (See picture–Robyn is the blond.)

“When I met them, it was obvious they were madly in love. Their intimacy and affection was so sweet and romantic. They held hands in the back of the car like teenage sweethearts. Clearly more than just friends, they were a gorgeous couple and so happy together. To see their love was infectious and uplifting. I want to see a more tolerant society where people don’t feel the need to marry to deflect rumors of homosexuality, and where they are not driven to self-destruction because of their inability to accept and express their love for a person of the same sex.”

Touching. Whitney HAD to marry Bobby Brown, because of those rotten people in America.  

But Whitney is not in our contest this week…the contest is between Ann Coulter’s favorite New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, and a grieving patriotic father: John Burri. You see, Chris Christie lowered the American flag in honor of Whitney Houton.

This from AP:

John Burri lost a son in Iraq and believes lowering flags to half-staff should be done to commemorate military personnel who gave their lives in service to the United States — not celebrities like Whitney Houston. So John took New Jersey’s flag out, and burned it in his barbeque pit. Army Specialist Eric Burri was a gunner on a Humvee when he was killed in 2005 after an explosive device detonated near his vehicle in Baghdad. Then-Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm ordered flags lowered in his memory.

Nobody Says: Good for John Burri. I don’t think he went far enough. He should have thrown in Chris Christie’s picture too.

Wait…you can burn our honorable flag in this country, but– I’m pretty sure if John  had burnt Chris Christie’s picture he would have been picked up by the FBI.

Okay…smart man.

According to the Federal rules for lowing the American flags is this;(Wikipedia)

Flags should never be lowered for recognition of death to celebrities unless they are military.

The flag historically has been lowered on Memorial day, Patriot Day, Pearl Harbor day, Death of a President or former President, vice President, Supreme Court chief justice, speaker of the House of Representatives, member of the Cabinet, governors, Senators, or the resident commissioner of Puerto Rico.

Whitney was none of these.

Chris Christie needs to shore up black votes for himself and Mitt Romney so he said this:

“I am disturbed by people who believe that because her ultimate demise — and we don’t know what is the cause of her death yet — but because of her history of substance abuse that somehow she’s forfeited the good things that she did in her life,” Christie said last week. “I just reject that on a human level.”

Let’s see…that means everyone who has done good things in their life should get the American flag lowered. I can’t wait for mine. According to the governor…we all deserve one.

Because Governor Christie choose to honor an entertainer in this way, the blogs are going wild  in hot debate.

Here’s one…from some guy in New Jersey: (I’ve left out his online names, but if you want to know the name I have for him..you can’t print it.)

“He probably voted for Bush, I’m glad his son died, it serves him right. This man is a pathetic attention whore. No one in New Jersey gives a fuck about some retard in Wyoming using his dead son to get attention.”

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect contest?

Chris Christie. Let’s hope he’s not governor when he dies. Ann Coulter can keep him. He’s just another politician…makes up his own rules, and would YOU want him running the military..or even as Vice President?

John Burri, has more integrity in his barbeque pit.

February 20, 2012 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | corruption, Entertainers, political races, Uncategorized | Chris Christie, Flags, Poltical races, Whitney Houston