Obama Wants Us To Remember the Exodus…
Nobody’s Fool
You don’t get to be President unless you have the talent to appear to be all things to all the people all the time. You must never miss a good political opportunity to remind all the voters how wonderful you are. Obama is losing Jewish money, so for what might be the first time, he is throwing a “Jewish” party, where the Jewish members of his administration will take part in Passover.
I’ll bet you my Big Chocolate Bunny that he doesn’t show up.
Nobody Notices that Obama has picked the “perfect” Jewish holiday to celebrate, one that he can remind the world of how some people (Notice he doesn’t mention Egypt) “Sought to oppress” by their “Faith, color of their skin, or their ethnicity,” other people. (He’s lecturing us again..are you surprised?) Obama was sure to include, in political imagery, the struggle of blacks, Muslims, and liberals—and to remind us all that we need a “common sense of obligation.”
What? We have a obligation to leave? Didn’t Obama have an ‘obligation’ not oppress the Catholics? Didn’t he have an “obligation” not to force them to pay for abortions? Should the Catholics make an exodus to Italy?
Who’s the real Pharoh here?
Marion Barry doesn’t like the Chinese…should they leave? Like always, Obama picks and chooses his “faith” of the moment as easily as a child picks up another Easter Egg out of his basket.
Who else is opressed? Women. Catholics are a lot nicer to women than Muslims, but Obama does not care about that point.
Nobody Wonders how the Jews felt when our President allowed the Muslim Brotherhood to the White House this week. That would be like a parent throwing a big birthday party for the oldest boy, and then letting the second child have a friend over for lunch, while the parents go out to play golf.
Obama says that he welcomes “diversity” even if it means Egypt will go back into strict Sharia Law.
If I were a Jew, I’d take this message for what it is…a PR moment, nothing more.
“So let it be written, So let it be DONE!”
Yeah, right.
‘President’ Obama Talks to Easter Bunny
Nobody Wins
For his Easter message, Obama has come out and tried to tell us all, just how much strength he gets from Jesus, because you see…Obama said this:
“Like us, Jesus knew doubt. Like us, Jesus knew fear, It puts in perspective our small problems relative to the big problems he was dealing with. It gives us courage, it gives us hope. We all have experiences that shake our faith. There are times we question God’s plan…but that’s precisely when we should remember Jesus’ own doubts and eventually his triumph.”
Obama likes to talk about Jesus, especially on Easter: Last year, he said this:
“I wanted to host this breakfast for a simple reason — because as busy as we are, as many tasks as pile up, during this season, we are reminded that there’s something about the resurrection — something about the resurrection of our savior, Jesus Christ, that puts everything else in perspective,” he said. “We all live in the hustle and bustle of our work. And everybody in this room has weighty responsibilities, from leading churches and denominations, to helping to administer important government programs, to shaping our culture in various ways.”
The Easter Bunny, who was standing next to him…had to interpret what Obama told since ‘Presidents’ have speechwriters. According to the real Easter Bunny, who was hiding in the bush next to Obama, Obama turned to the FAKE Easter Bunny and said this:
“You know …I’d like to tell Jesus, he had it good. He didn’t have a lot of nasty Republicans out to crucify him every single day. They want to nail me to the cross. I think, that…well, I could be Jesus. I’m a whole lot like Jesus, because nobody seems to realized just how hard it is to be President. I didn’t make this mess. And uh..uh…I have plans to fundamentally change the world…HELL, I could SAVE the world, just like Jesus, don’t they get that? These stupid hicks in the United States are making it hard to do what I need to do. I can’t pay attention to that crummy Constitution, and I’m getting tired of tiptoeing and reading teleprompters. I want to really say what I want, when I want. Hell, what’s wrong with these people? Too many people are clinging to their guns and bibles. I glad they think that Jesus was a swell guy, in fact, he was a lot like me. I know I’ve been picked to save the world, but it’s just going to take time. ….(pause) ….That’s why I need all the help of the church. I want all the priests in every Sunday Easter Service to get on my message. Tell them they need to get their congregation to vote for ME…uh..because I have suffered like Jesus…That’s how I’m going to get the votes I need. Tell them to tell the people in that I…I’m being crucified, just like Jesus. Tell them that they will STARVE because they won’t get any more money from me, unless they get those lazy Sunday home fried chicken-eating idiots out to the voting booths. Jesus…I only have so many buses. I want that repeated every Sunday until election day, and I mean it.”
(Fake Easter Bunny shakes his head, yes. REAL Easter Bunny burps.)
“I want to feed the poor blacks, the hungry, the Muslims, and I need another four years to get my important government programs set in stone. So, uh..remember that on Easter…now, Joe…take off that silly bunny suit, and go get me a Latte. ”
(Nobody Wins when your President starts thinking he’s Jesus.)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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