Nobody Profiles a T-REX

Nobody Flashes

As a rule, one is not supposed to post pictures of oneself on the internet which might not be exactly…flattering.

Nobody doesn’t care. This picture was taken after a five-hour drive, and two other museums. By the time I reached “Susie” the T-REX, in the Field Museum of Chicago, NOT having my picture taken next to this wonderful set of teeth was unthinkable. And brushing my hair was the last thing on my mind.

I do see…a resemblance. In fact, I think it would make a good logo for my obvious proclivity and nasty habit of devouring lying politicians. Picture Obama’s face right in front of us..

Yes, my “vacation” in Chicago taught me, that ALL the museums are teaching our young minds, with great gusto that global warming is destroying the planet, submarines look a LOT bigger out of water, dead snakes are about as interesting as live snakes, dolphins love to play with humans, fish are remarkable show-offs, and nobody watches gaggles of running, screaming school kids…ever.

The Chicago mob makes their money off the parking lots, women still suffer tremendously when they walk long distances on dates in high hells, you can stuff an awful lot of money-making stuff on a pier…and rush hour traffic is the same everywhere.

The best looking people  I have ever seen..were jogging..right along the rush hour traffic on Lake Shore Drive, no doubt, thinking that someone rich would discover them and put them in their next movie. AND..the most important reason to subscribe to Sirius Radio is that it WILL keep you awake for 24 hours. As long as you can still push the buttons..you can drive…forever. AC/DC is almost as good as a double-latte when it comes to keeping you awake.

And I had a WONDERFUL conversation…with a puffer fish. I think…he will miss me. I’m sure of it.

Thanks Chicago! TRY …to stay classy.

July 16, 2012 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | humor, Life | Chicago, Field Museum, Humor, life, Marine Life