Sorry Folks, Our Brains Are Shrinking
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The scientists can’t explain it, and they don’t talk about it much, but our brains are getting smaller.
EVERYBODY’s—-All over the world.
Yes, compared to the Homo Sapiens, our brains are puny. There are as many theories about this as scientist so—- here are the most popular:
- Men who had more muscle needed bigger brains. They also had to ‘think’ a lot more, because simply surviving was really hard. (Nobody adds, they also have larger brains than women. Sorry girls)
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Because our brains are getting smaller, we are actually, stupider.
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When animals are domesticated, their brains also shrink. Therefore, because man became domesticated, his brain also, shrunk.
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One scientist, (obviously a progressive) said :”NO! we are actually getting smarter because our brains are more compact!”
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Since the brain gobbles up 20 percent of the calories we eat, a larger brains needs more meat. Sitting around at the computer all day requires very little energy. We should present this to Congress to support the fact, that we all need MORE protein…not less. (And my other mind remembers what my husband always says when I say this, which I can’t repeat here.)
And by the way, some scientists think the REASON the brain grew so large is because man went from eating berries to eating MEAT.
Am I getting the point across here?
BUT…in the end, studies show that the bigger the brain the higher the IQ. Brain volume really does correlate with intelligence, which is why I plan to adopt an elephant when I win the lottery.
And on that note, I’d like to see the brain of the guy who conned the European Union out of billions of dollars in order to build the first human brain. Henry Markran says he is going to need even MORE money, and I believe him!..His brain is working well.
As for the rest of us? What do you think? Are we all dumber now? If we look at our leaders, I think the answer is obvious, don’t you?
There is one good thing that I got from this information: If you doctor wants you to go on a diet , you can now say…
“But doc! I HAVE to eat a lot to keep my big heavy brain in top shape!”
Michelle Obama will just have to deal with it.
(From Discover Magazine: THE BRIAN)
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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As I get older, my brain isn’t the only part of me that’s getting smaller, dang it!
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LOL! It’s the tub snopercod. Get out of the tub.
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Looks like great brains think alike with the protein story – I often get that from my husband –
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So..that “thinking” is universal!
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