Happy 4th! We Dodged the Peas.
Nobody Remembers!
I WAS going to write one of my awfully boring remembrances about the founders, but the I got this email, which, thankfully, SAVED THE DAY!
Here’s to all my good British buddies! (Amfortas), and with the help of Stephan Merchant–a BIG Toast to America…
And to England, who NEVER got over it.
CHEERS!


One last request: Can America have Honeysuckle Weeks along with Farage and Monckton?
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May we Yanks have Nigel Farage and Lord Christopher Monckton, please?
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And can Oz have Trey Gowdry.
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No Way! We’re keepin’ that one! You can have Maxine Waters, though LOL!
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PS. We would have given you the mushy peas – every damned one – for free. (Just a small charge for post and packaging).
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hahahahahahahahahahaha.
AND, you would say ‘ARSE’ instead of calumnising pack animals.
AND you could have had the Independence without firing a shot and getting so many of your own folks killed…. just like Oz did.
AND instead of a hugely expensive President who cares not a jot for American ways, keeps his wife in servants at enormous expense, and spends more time on holiday hiding behind an entire army of personal guards, you could have had a free Queen who loves you dearly, walks amongst the people and lives a long, long way away with other people paying for her scones.
No wonder America has to remind itself and ‘celebrate’. You do it every year because you know deep down that you lost and have to cover it up.
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I see we have some ‘class’ here.
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