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Nobody’s Perfect: The Cop VS Obama

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the Cop VS Obama.

First up: Your friendly police.

We’ve all see this….cops speeding, talking on cell phones, going through stop signs, getting free doughnuts, and one of MY personal pet peeves: They are on their computer looking at god knows what.  (Yes, now almost all of them have big screens right next to the driver’s seat) while going down the highway.

If a cell phone is dangerous, then what the heck are they doing searching FACEBOOK at 70 mph? Whose bright idea was it to put a computer next to the driver’s seat?

In this video, a trucker who drives for a living, pulled over a cop for speeding and talking on his cell phone. At first the cop attacks him, and lies.  But then, he’s all but admitting he was wrong.

Yes, he was breaking the law, and actually admitted it, to his credit, although, his honesty made him famous, which means somewhere tonight is a really pissed off cop. Many think he changed his attitude because he was on video, but being on video has never made Obama admit he’s wrong.

(Nobody Thinks it was the ghost of Guy Fawkes that got to him.)

Compare THAT to “Presidente Obama.” Who breaks the law every single day, and never, ever, ever, ever admits that he is just making laws up as he goes along.

Despite the “Congress does nothing” BS, the truth is, Obama won’t let them do anything. Harry Reid blocks everything that comes to the floor.

Compromise is not in Obama’s vocabulary. No, with Obama it’s “So let it be written, so let it be DONE!”

(We all know how THAT worked out for Yul Brynner don’t we?)

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

King Barack Hussein Obama Tut.  He breaks every Constitutional law on the books, and just Keeps on Truckin!

(Sorry…it was just too much to resist)

 

June 30, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Constitution, corruption, Uncategorized | , , | 5 Comments

Thank You Hobby Lobby!

Nobody Flashes

It’s a cause for celebration today! Hobby Lobby won its lawsuit at the Supreme Court. Nobody, whether Christian or not, should HAVE to pay for other people’s abortions. Of course, the fact that the 5-4 decision was 5 men against the women angered everyone, especially Obama, who ran right to his mike and started pontificating that he will do everything and anything he wants, because he can, and he’s mad. King Obama 2

Starting with immigration.

The Supreme Court ruled Monday that certain closely held companies like Hobby Lobby can’t be forced to violate their religious beliefs by covering drugs or devices they believe could lead to abortion. But while the company says its religious beliefs are at stake, Warren dismissed that argument in a tweet Monday afternoon that said the ruling will let companies “deny women access to basic care based on vague moral objections

The talking point for the democrats is that Hobby Lobby is keeping women from getting abortions, which is..a lie. They can go to the government and get one, free of charge.

Everybody else, like you and I, are paying for that. Now, it’s only a matter of time, before the individual can say, “I refuse to pay for abortions.” Until of course, Obama’s executive order says you are not an individual.Hobby Lobby

Huff and Puff around the wigwam women, Elisabeth Warren, was the first to jump on the decision:

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) on Monday downgraded the Christian faith by saying Hobby Lobby’s opposition to providing certain contraception methods is based just on “vague moral objections.”

“Vague moral objections?”

What’s vague about murder? After all, if a pregnant women is murdered, the law counts it as two counts of murder.

But, democrats think laws are meant to ignored. It’s all just so complicated.

Nevertheless, good news: Millions of illegal’s that Obama is bringing in, won’t be having those abortions…Obama is going to take care of those future dreamers.

And YOU thought, he didn’t have a heart.

 

June 30, 2014 Posted by | abortions, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Feels Like the Deer In the Headlights.

Nobody’s Opinion

If I had to pick a word for the 21st century, there is only one word that I can think of that sticks out—Surival Guide

Survival.

We hear it every day: Survive the next market crash: Buy Gold. Survive ‘climate change’: Get solar power for your house: Survive Obamacare: Get a colonoscopy. Survive a car crash: Buckle your seat beat. Survive your mother-in-law’s Sunday dinner: (I’ll get back to you on that one.)

My first lesson in survival was how to fend off an older brother, who loved to pin me down. He would sit on my stomach, pin my arms down with his legs, and slap my face, all the while laughing…until I learned how to wrap my legs around his neck and slam him back, and then kick hard. (I love my brother!)

Most people have the misconception— mostly from seeing movies, that people panic during a time for survival, but that’s not true: Most people…freeze. They shut down. Clueless. Even animals pretend to be dead.

Nobody Thinks that right now, a whole nation is staring at the corruption in Washington like deer with headlights in our eyes: We are just frozen. What do we do?

It’s just second nature, but that can literally get you killed.deer in headlights

Last year, I was about to throw away my childhood book on Robinson Crusoe, so I read it for the second time, and the lessons in it were clear: prepare. Prepare for next year…prepare for the worst.

Prepare, prepare, and then prepare some more.

Too bad they don’t teach that very valuable lesson in school. How many of us are prepared for what’s coming? I know I’m not. I just never DREAMED that the America I knew would ever end.

But back to Robinson Crusoe, who was stranded on an island, and he not only survived, he could have supported a whole town, he was such an excellent planner.

Survival is the nature of every man, woman, mammal, fish, and insect on the planet. Forget the “why are we here? Waste of time, It’s mainly to survive, until we die, isn’t it?Robinson Crusoe

And SINCE man is suppose to the superior King of the apes, you would think a simple thing like making sure your nation survives, would be a piece of cake. History shows…it’s really not.

Our piece of cake is turning into soup kitchen gumbo.

We are being invaded from the South, for people who want to ‘survive” and all due to the fact that the only survival instinct going on in Washington is how to keep their own butts forever swimming in the laps of luxury.

Too bad we don’t have a man like Rick Rescorla for President.

Who is he you might ask?

Rick Rescorla, saved 2,687 employees of the Morgan Stanley, on 9/11, and I just heard about him.

Rick Rescorla was born in England, and joined the U.S. military because he wanted to fight the communists in Vietnam. He won a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and a Purple heart and was memorialized in the 1992 book, We Were Soldiers…and Young.

He was the head of security for Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, whose offices were in Tower 2. He expected an attack, because in 1990 he and an old war buddy wrote a report to the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey (which owns the Trade Center Site) on the need for more security in the parking garage.

They were ignored. Three years later Ramzi Yousef drove a truck full of explosives, and Bill Clinton acted as if it was just a ‘prank.’ That’s when Rick knew, you did NOT trust your government.Rick Rescorla

Because Rick knew it was coming he prepared everyone. He ordered everyone NOT to listen to the Port Authority in a real emergency. If you remember, the Port Authority told everyone to STAY in their places.

REALLY bad advice.

From Time, June, 2008:

“The radicalism of Rescorla’s drills cannot be overstated. Remember, Morgan Staley is an investment bank. Millionaire, high performance bankers on the 73red floor did not appreciate the interruption. Each drill, which pulled brokers off their pens and away from their computers, cost the company money. But Rescorlas did it anyway. His military training had taught him a simple rule of human nature The best way to get the brain to perform under extreme stress is to rapidly run it though rehearsals beforehand.

He even started timing them, and improving their time.

When 9/11 came, everyone knew what to do. They were on their way down the stairs, and on the 44th floor when the second plane hit, this time striking 38 floors above them.

“Stop.” Rescorla ordered through his bullhorn. “Be still. Be calm.” And then he started singing into the bullhorn, while people stayed quiet:

“Men of Cornwall stand ye steady. It cannot be easy said ye for the battle were not ready.”

Rick got everyone out. Only 13, including Rescorla and four of his security officers were inside.

He was last seen on the 10th floor heading up. His body was never found.

So, this deer is asking—How do we survive Obama? How do we survive the upcoming invasion on our borders, which will bring a new strain of TB? Do I have to start wearing masks to Wal-Mart?

How DO we survive Obamacare, which will condemn millions to death…waiting to get into a doctor?Forward

Rick Rescorla and Robinson Crusoe would tell us. WAKE UP.. MOVE. Prepare…..

Think of every worse case scenario and start now.

The only thing our politicians are preparing for is millions of angry citizens. They have not prepared this country for even a sun flare, let alone an invasion.

They are only preparing for themselves and their friends.

Too bad we can’t throw them all into Robinson’s Crusoe’s Island for a month.

 

June 30, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, disasters, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: National Geo Always Gets the Best Pictures

Nobody Gets Email

The one thing my liberal friend and I have in common, is our continued amazement at the world around us.

And nobody gets better animal pictures than National Geographic!

Enjoy!

(Thanks to J.R.)

June 29, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Monsanto…Wants to Get OUT of the Country.

Nobody Reads

Once of the things I tell myself, whenever I hear Dick Cheney or Obama saying that we will CERTAINLY be attacked again–I say, “Good thing Monsanto has its world headquarters here! No one would DARE bomb the world center of genetically modified crops! “Monsanto

HA!

I just read that Monsanto wants to take its world headquarters from St. Louis to Switzerland, to avoid paying U.S. taxes. The deal didn’t go through, but it’s only a matter of time.

Today, by sheer coincidence, I was reading about just how many people who work for Monsanto, are big on the “control the food supply” band wagon and work for the government.

Michael Taylor: The number two at the FDA was a former attorney to Monsanto, and later a Monsanto Vice-President for Public Policy. Obama picked him to be his food Czar.

Christine Lewis Taylor, his wife: Is a long time employee of the food and Drug Administration and is promoting that nutrients are toxins and that nutrients should be defined as toxins to justify the imposition of limits on the quantity of essential nutrients that people can consume.

Margaret Hamburg: Was appointed by Obama to head the Food and Drug Administration and is on the board of directors at Trust for American’s Health and the Rockefeller Foundation, which has spent a fortune promoting genetically modified food.

Rosa DeLauro: Introduced HR 875 (US Food Safety Modernization Act of 2009) She was a Democratic Congresswoman from the Skull and Bones of New Haven, CT, at Yale University, and has a master’s degree from the London School of Economics.

Well, you get the idea. Yale, Harvard, Obama…Monsanto…New World Food Order.Monsanto 2

In the meantime, while we are all getting to realize the ‘food’ on our grocery shelves is filled with things that aren’t exactly good for us..the real reason for Monsanto to take over the world’s food supply is..

You guessed it: money.

I don’t know WHAT fool in the Patent Office gave the okay for “genes” to be patented and owned, but you can bet he is living the high life somewhere.

Monsanto leaving the United States will not upset any congressman. It’s the new ‘globalization’, but this globalization…to the regular citizen: sucks. I much preferred Americanization.

Is it any wonder they want the old people to die off? I’m not against modified crops, but what is atrocious, it the dictatorial monopoly of Monsanto, given to them by our government.

I suppose I should look at it from the other point of view: We’ll have fewer jobs–we might become the second Detroit–but Muhammad is going to care less about us. And even if Monsanto DOES leave, it will still have the same control over every single farmer in the world, thanks to the elites.

Who…no doubt, eat home-grown food from secret elite farms.Monsanto 3

I hope a giant ebola spider jumps off their breakfast orange.

 

June 28, 2014 Posted by | Globalization, Uncategorized | | 4 Comments

The Dog WILL Protect It’s Turf

 Nobody Cares

Yesterday, at my local swim, I overheard some women talking about a man that they both really cared about. It seems he has never missed a Sunday at church. They remarked how wonderful the family was, and how all five children were always well behaved, and well dressed, and how sad the news was: The man lost his job….but here’s the kicker: After he was fired, he went out and was employed by a temp company, who sent him BACK to the same company that fired him, where he now does the exact same job he was fired for, at half the salary, and NO medical insurance.

The mother had to find a job. They are suffering.

We are ALL suffering. And Obama plans to hurt us all more.

The man is sadistic. He’s psychotic. He’s insane.

Obama has destroyed the country, but he’s not finished yet: He plans to use the old Alinkeys “overwhelm” the system, to finally bust every small town in America:

According to a major new report from the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS), net employment growth in the United States since 2000 has gone entirely to immigrants, legal and illegal. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, CIS scholars Steven A. Camarota and Karen Zeigler found that there were 127,000 fewer working-age natives holding a job in the first quarter of 2014 than in 2000, while the number of immigrants with a job was 5.7 million above the 2000 level.

Second, the decline in work among the native-born over the last 14 years of high immigration is consis­tent with research showing that immigration reduces employment for natives.

Too many of us have been silent. We have watched our neighbors, our children…everyone around us suffer to support the illegal’s. The middle class is almost gone.

Today I was at a Good Will Store with a friend. There were gangs of Muslim women in there, their kids running all over the place— noisy, misbehaved— Some of the women even had their faces covered.

I, of course, was tripping around in my usual shorts. EVERY time I walked past them they looked at me as if I was a dog, and like a dog, I was ready to protect my territory, I walked by them as many times as I could.

Upsetting them, was my intention. “Get used to it, Americans won’t go quietly.” I said to myself.angry tiger

Now, I realize that these women have been brainwashed since birth to believe in Islam. Nevertheless, American have to start standing their grounds.

There is nothing godlike about Islam. Nothing.

Obama means to have us all cower and take care of those that hate us.

Obama is..a Muslim. That’s WHY he kept his name when he ran for President, and the liberals are now, much like the Nazi’s. He has been building his own civilian army ever since he came into office, while downsizing our military.

That act in itself is dangerous.

American’s better start standing up NOW…because when the coming ‘event’ happens, it will be too late.

The outrage needs to start….Yesterday.

Too many good men died for our freedom. Are we going to be just like the Muslim women…slaves?

I will stand up to any one of them…blond hair, short shorts, and eyes intact….and I do.

Do you get the sense that I am angry at what Obama is doing to America?

Well, don’t mind me….Nobody seems to care…or…do they?

 

 

June 28, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Muslims, Obama, tyranny, Uncategorized | , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Remembers Determinatus

Nobody Remembers Sam Adams great

“For depth of purpose, zeal, and sagacity, no man in Congress exceeded, if any equaled, Sam Adams.

                                                                          —Thomas Jefferson

I am so mad I could spit. Nancy Pelosi is going to the border to welcome the illegal’s with open arms? And helping her out is Zuckerface? How DARE they mock the sovereignty of the citizens of the United States! How DARE they put this great nation, on the road to poverty, demise, and tyranny….

I don’t know about you, but I need to calm down, and so, when in times of great agitation, Nobody turns to her distant cousin Sam, who I quote below, to gives me strength and patient, and courage, and to remind me to make sure I put the right spit in the right eye:

“It is not infrequent to hear men declaim loudly upon liberty, who, if we may judge by the whole tenor of their actions, mean nothing else by it than their own liberty, —to oppress without control or the restraint of laws all those who are poorer or weaker than themselves.”

“Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt. “

“For true patriots to be silent, is dangerous.”

“I am no friend to ‘Riots, Tumults, and unlawful Assemblies, but when the People are oppress’d, when their Rights are infring’d, when their property is invaded, when taskmasters are set over them, when unconstitutional acts are executed by a naval force before their eyes, that they are daily threatened with military troops, when their legislature is dissolve’d! in such circumstances the people will be discontented, and they are not to be blamed.”

“We shall be respected in England exactly in proportion to the firmness and strength of our opposition.”King obama

“If we persevere in asserting our rights, the time must come, probably a time of war, when our just claims must be attended to and our complaints regarded.”

“When a country is invaded, the militia are ready to appear in its defense, they fight of their houses, their lands, for their wives , their children, for their liberty, and for themselves, and for their God.”

“I often asked myself, is this exactly in the spirit of the patriarch of liberty, Samuel Adams? Is it as he would express it? Will he approve of it?”

                                                                                                         —-Thomas Jefferson, 1801

June 27, 2014 Posted by | Sam Adams, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Ronald Reagan

Nobody’s Fool

Ronald Reagan was truly….. our last great President.

 

June 26, 2014 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

What Will They Call This New World? Boatopia?

Nobody Knows

Well happy campers, it looks like Nobody Knows exactly when the fall of Western Civilization is going to commence, but, if history is any indication for us, the invasion of the sovereignty snatchers has begun.Immigration Reform

According to an elite liberal California College professor, the fall of the Roman American Empire is here:

Hamamoto warns that the influx of illegal immigrants into the U.S. and by extension into the college education system is part of a deliberate plot, “to exclude the American middle class from a UC education and create a new demographic of largely immigrant or foreign national undergraduate population that can be re-educated from the ground up and controlled much more readily.” The professor added that UC Davis, “is gearing up for what they call the “Hispanization” of the University of California, which means in-state or full-ride tuition to both illegal’s and the offspring of illegal immigrants.”

Gee…Nobody Knows why it took a liberal Spanish guy to point out the obvious, but have no fear, my good campers, the same invasion of the sovereignty snatchers is also happening in Europe. Boatloads of people are floating into Italy, where the once very generous Catholic population is having trouble finding places to put them all:

The situation is unprecedented. Sicily, which has received more than 53,000 of the new arrivals, is bearing the brunt and struggling to cope. And summer – historically the peak time for boat landings – has only just begun. “I’m very afraid that in July, August and September, the situation will grow and grow,” says Rosario Valastro, president of the Italian Red Cross in Sicily. “We have some days where we have the navy arriving in three or four different ports at the same time. My volunteers are really, really tired. I’m very afraid.” Sicilian towns from Catania on the eastern coast to Palermo in the north have been transforming sports halls, churches and other buildings into ad-hoc facilities.immigrants

Nobody Knows if this is a coincidence, or a very well planned strategy thought up at a G-20/Bilderberg cocktail party, but I think Pat Buchannan summed it up nicely last week:

But which represents the greater long-term threat to the safety and security of our people and nation: sending those five Taliban leaders to Doha, and perhaps back to Afghanistan, or releasing into the U.S. population last year 36,000 criminal illegal aliens with 88,000 convictions among them?

Exactly Pat. And by the way…where ARE those Taliban leaders today?

Are they dining in the White House? Nobody Knows.

Maybe some of us who have enough money for gas, ought to start picking up illegal’s at the border and start dropping them off in front of the White House. And then, drop them off in front of some of the richest real estate in the country, and when those rich elites don’t feed them, I suggest we call them racists and have them all arrested.

And speaking of the White House—

*****Lerner

It’s now official: The White House loves to crash all it’s hard drives. Nobody Knows how much longer the White House can keep destroying evidence, but it’s having so much fun, now the EPA, the other left hand of Obama’s tyranny (the IRS being the right) just declared their emails can’t be found due to a hard drive crash.

Last November, Issa subpoenaed the EPA for various emails and documents that Republicans suspect will show that the White House interfered with congressional requests for information.

Nobody Knows why any of these people can’t be arrested…but now that a Senator was audited, maybe Lois will finally go to jail!

WASHINGTON (AP) — Congressional investigators say they uncovered emails Wednesday showing that a former Internal Revenue Service official at the heart of the tea party investigation sought an audit involving a Republican senator in 2012 Startling new emails from the woman at the center of the IRS tea party-targeting scandal show that Lois Lerner suggested referring Iowa Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley for an audit.

HA HA! And speaking of going to jail, Speaker John Boehner has decided the way to stop Obama from ignoring Congress…is

Wait for it…John Boehner

Is to …sue him.

Nobody Knows how long that will take, but it’s a sure thing that most of South America will be citizens of the New AMERCO before Obama ever sees his day in court.

And speaking of Obama, he has a friend in Thad Cochran.

Yes, the Rino’s are in bed with Obama. The North American Union MUST go on, so how do you stop the people from winning? After all, the Rino’s had to get their act together after the speaker was ousted by a Tea Party Patriot.

What did they do?disgusting flyer

They used…the RACE card in the elections in Mississippi, to push their Rino favorite.  Hey— It works for the democrats.

And the democrats put old Thad over the top…by a hair. Karl Rove would be proud.

It’s generally agreed that Thad Cochran squeaked out a win in Mississippi last night in part by getting Democrats, especially African Americans, to turn out. Here’s a flier that was distributed in heavily black precincts suggesting how he accomplished this:

Nobody Knows, but Nobody can guess that Obama helped his old friend Charlie Rangel stay in power too.

So, will this new North Americo country coming soon have term limits?

Nobody Knows. But…you do know, what I think.

June 26, 2014 Posted by | Amnesty, Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, conspiracy, imigration, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

The Important Business of …Inventing.

Nobody Wonders

The age of the drones is coming: So, exactly WHEN are we going to get air cars? Impossible you say?Rush Limbaugh

Nothing short of honest politicians, is impossible–let’s think back:

A newspaper editor in 1865 told his readers, “Well-informed people know that it is impossible to transmit the voice over wires and that, were it possible to do so the thing would have no practical value.”

(So would say Obama with the ‘invention’ of Fox News, but too bad.)

On the day the Wright Brothers first took wing, newspapers refused to report the event because their editors simply could not bring themselves to believe it had happened. Basically because a famous American astronomer, Simon Newcomb, had assured the world that “No possible combination of known substances, known forms of machinery and no forms of force, can be united in a practical machine by which man shall fly long distances.”

(Proving the point that newspaper editors haven’t a clue about much of anything then, and still don’t.)The Wright Brothers

Another elite expert said, not long after that, that is was “Nothing less than feeble-mindedness to expect anything to come of the horseless carriage movement. Six years later the one-millionth Ford rolled off the assembly line.

(It’s amazing what the feeble-minded can do if you give them a chance.)

And the discoverer of the atom, Ernest Rutherford, said in 1933, that the energy in the atom’s nucleus would never be released, but nine years later: the first chain reaction.

(How about that nano-technology?)Henry Ford

And so, I keep hoping for air cars. Several men have invented cars that run on just the air around us…and there are already several ‘cars’ that fly like planes.

It could be a whole new world..

Nevertheless: almost all modern inventions were invented in America: where the American Dream of creating something new is what drove the genius, and freedom was its fuel.

Take away freedom of the individual. You take away inventions.

In the meantime, Nobody Suggests that it’s time to ‘invent’ a way to put politicians in jail, so we can get back to the important (And may I say…AMERICAN) business of…inventing.

June 25, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Facebook…The Ultimate Government Spy

Nobody Wins

Here’s the genius of FACEBOOK: In order to ‘see’ something that some friend wants you to see on his FACEBOOK site, you have to join it. That’s what I did long ago because a friend of mine wanted me to visit her site.  So, right then, I had a Facebook page, which I never visit, or go to, even though it’s all the rage and supposedly will do marvelous things for you.

Whenever I go on Facebook, all I can think is “When do these people FIND the time to hang out on FACEBOOK?” For whatever reason…Facebook bores me to tears. I don’t believe for a minute that anyone in the world cares about the latest picture of my “dog” or my “sunset” and when I want to ‘share” I just tell a story on my blog.

I try not to do that too often. God knows, for instance, I could have told you about something interesting today: I was taking a walk, and I saw some guy, come out of his garage, walk UP to his porch, pick up a small package, and then walk down to the curb, and throw it in his car…and he looked—suspicious. My mind went into a variety of “Is he STEALING that package? Why doesn’t he just throw it in the front door? Is that his car? Does he live in that house? Why is he looking at me as if I’m a thief!

We were both suspicious of each other.

See? This is the stuff you read…better off writing a novel I say, and make up a murder mystery than write nonsense on Facebook.

Besides, after I saw the movie of Zuckerberg, I thought he was a rich, elite, spoiled, brat. Nothing like Steve Jobs. BUT… What Facebook is, is the perfect way for the government to collect information FOR FREE on every person on the planet, just like the video points out.

They made a movie about Zuckerface: How much of a genius he was…how much of a BRAT he was. And wasn’t it funny, when we all learned that Zuckerface started out being a really big asshole. While many think his ‘grading women’ in college was clever and funny, I thought it showed a typical, immature, brat.

And it was really cruel, and gee…have you ever heard ANY feminist say a word against the man for it?

No. Liberals can commit any crime, and still be loved.

After watching the film above, my early intuitions were right. FACEBOOK will never go out of style, because FACEBOOK, is the government’s best friend. And that’s why, I will probably continue to ignore it.

Much like I ignore, snobby, elitist, nasty, young college kids.

 

June 25, 2014 Posted by | FACEBOOK, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Alert! Underwear Crisis!

Nobody Reports

Wow! Alert! When I read that 83 percent of the ‘children’ coming over the border were NOT small children, like all the pictures are showing us…but MEN, I didn’t believe it. Homeland security is requesting immediate help. mens' underwear

Thanks to The Drudge Report, we have proof that the men want underwear:

 The DHS Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) requires the following items, Purchase Description Determined by Line Item, to the following: 

LI 001: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Medium Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 002: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 003: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: X-Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 004: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 2X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 005: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 3X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 006: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 4X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 007: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 5X-Large Per Dozen, 300, DZ; 

LI 008: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 6X-Large Per Dozen, 200, DZ; 

 

Nobody Knows why these men need underwear if they have jeans, but I really don’t want to know why. Mamma always told you to pack an extra pair. Evidently the crisis in South America comes with mothers not teaching their children how to dress.

Glenn Beck today was BEGGING for us to send money to help those poor “children” on the border, so I plan to do my part.

I’m sending these: men's underwear 2

 

June 24, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: The Clintons VS the Obamas

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have a contest going on–who can come up with the most humble past? Hillary or Obama?

First out of the gate: Obama is…half black, therefore, he gets a handicap. Do you feel sorry for Hillary yet?Obama and Hillary

After all, the first women LOST to the first ‘black’ man for the Presidency. She feels it’s due her, after all SHE has struggled too! There’s Bill’s long list of women.

Just who do we feel more sorry for?

It’s almost as if they are running against each other again. Obama and Hillary are in a contest to see who can “connect” with all the ‘poor’ people in the country. The economy is SO bad, that the democrats have to make it seem that they understand everyone’s pain.

When you have the Marxist fairytale that the ‘rich’ are bad, it’s a hard sell, when you hang out with them all, isn’t it? And that’s the contest…Who can convince the masses that they are NOT rich.

Which couple, the Clinton’s or the Obama’s had to ‘struggle’ harder to make ends meet, just like YOU!

Both the Clinton’s and Obama’s are trying hard to get you to believe, they were once: just like you: They had to bathe kids, pay taxes, wonder how to pay the rent…..

Wait. Okay, so the Clintons never had to worry about that. And evidently the Obama’s lived with HER parents. But…but…they were just like us, once upon a time, long before the flood…Hillary Clinton poor

But, I’m getting ahead of myself.

Some democratic strategist somewhere, (after being paid no doubt a few million) have told both the Obama’s and the Clintons the bad news: You can’t spend your life in the White House, flying around the world on Air Force One, hanging out with billionaires, eating at the best restaurants, going on lavish vacations, having busloads of personal assistants, while the REST of the country is having trouble buying food.

And so it begins, let’s start with Hillary first

Last week, in an interview with Diane Sawyer, she dropped her first perfect bomb:

In the Sawyer interview, Clinton said: “We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to piece together the resources for mortgages for houses, for Chelsea’s education. You know, it was not easy.”

 

And then she said this:

Unlike the “truly well off,” Clinton said, she and former president Bill Clinton “pay ordinary income tax” and have amassed their fortune “through dint of hard work.”

Wow. After living over 40 years on the dole of the American public, in which they had hundreds of servants and lived in beautiful mansions, she feels she suffered?

Think about never having to pay for their own plane ticket or pump gas, or even go grocery shopping…is she kidding?Hillary poor 2

They had to buy a couple of million dollar houses? Tough.

Their daughter, lives in a $10.5 million dollar house, and gets paid $600,000 from NBC. For saying a few cute words. Does she have any idea what it’s like to ‘suffer?’

Just as Hillary finished putting both her elitist feet into her sarcastic mouth, the Obama’s got a cover story about how “poor’ they once were, put into Parade Magazine:

Why, they were SO poor, that Michelle marched into her boss’s office and said:

“This is what I have: two small children. My husband is running for the U.S. Senate. I will not work part time. I need flexibility, I need a good salary. I need to be able to afford babysitting. And if you can do all that, and you’re willing to be flexible with me, because I had to get the job done, I can work hard on a flexible schedule.”

Of course, she got everything, ($400,000) which had MORE to do with her connections to the Daley political machine of Chicago, (Of which her father was a bigwig) and you can bet MOJO’s next new hairstyle that whole BS story was complexly fabricated, for the Marxist agenda of women getting MORE pay than men, and time off without losing pay, and get those little babies in mandatory state-run brainwashing centers before they are two, another part of the Marxist plan.

In the meantime Obama : worked as a painter, a waiter, in a bindery, and at Baskin Robbins.Obama poor 2

Gee…after ALL this time, he decided to bring that up? I’m waiting for the proof. From that..to Senator?

Amazing!

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award this week? Is it Hillary? Is she worried?

In 1992, it was Clinton’s everyman connection that helped him defeat then-president George H.W. Bush, a patrician who was ridiculed for not knowing the price of a gallon of milk and for expressing amazement at supermarket scanners

Or Obama?

Who said this:

“My last year in high school, I worked at a bindery, side by side with grown-ups who had been there their entire lives. Knowing that I, as a 16 year old, was getting the same income and doing the same work, it gave more prospect for those workers. But it also gave me an understanding that more is needed for folks to be able to cobble together a decent life on minimum wage. “

(Who writes this stuff?)

You know who wins this week?

Karl Marx.

The liberal friends of the Clinton’s say that they gave up their lucrative careers in finance, making their money giving speeches and writing books.Obama poor

Right: As IF either Bill, Hillary, or the Obama’s knows a DAMN thing about finance or business.

The only thing they know how to do, is suck the American taxpayer dry, while amassing great fortune and fame for themselves….which in their eyes, is perfection in itself, but in the eyes of the everyday working man:

It’s enough to make you wish for the reincarnation of Cromwell.

 

June 23, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Clintons, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Flashes Gowdy’s Dream

Nobody Flashes

Trey Gowdy has really funny dreams.

Enjoy!

June 23, 2014 Posted by | humor | | 2 Comments

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