Joyanna Adams

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Alert! Underwear Crisis!

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Wow! Alert! When I read that 83 percent of the ‘children’ coming over the border were NOT small children, like all the pictures are showing us…but MEN, I didn’t believe it. Homeland security is requesting immediate help. mens' underwear

Thanks to The Drudge Report, we have proof that the men want underwear:

 The DHS Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) requires the following items, Purchase Description Determined by Line Item, to the following: 

LI 001: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Medium Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 002: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 003: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: X-Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ; 

LI 004: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 2X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 005: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 3X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 006: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 4X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ; 

LI 007: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 5X-Large Per Dozen, 300, DZ; 

LI 008: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 6X-Large Per Dozen, 200, DZ; 

 

Nobody Knows why these men need underwear if they have jeans, but I really don’t want to know why. Mamma always told you to pack an extra pair. Evidently the crisis in South America comes with mothers not teaching their children how to dress.

Glenn Beck today was BEGGING for us to send money to help those poor “children” on the border, so I plan to do my part.

I’m sending these: men's underwear 2

 

June 24, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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