Nobody’s Perfect: Polar Bears VS the Progressives

Nobody’s Perfect

Today, we have two very real predators, on the extinct list:

Polar Bears VS The Progressive

First, let’s start with the Polar Bear—

Ever since Teddy Roosevelt had the Teddy Bear named after him, America has loved her bears. This was caused by the fact that every single child in America took a cute cuddly Teddy Bear to bed with them. Thanks to Teddy, toy manufacturing millionaires florist overnight until this day, when you can actually go into your local mall and design your own bears to take to bed with you.

(I’d advise getting the child a stuffed Statue of Liberty Teddy Bear, but that’s me.)

The Chinese took notice and made the Panda it’s national symbol. Chinese kids were going to bed with cute little panda dolls. Russia too, wanted to be known as, “THE BEAR.”

So, when progressive Al Gore sounded the alarm about the polar bears dying at the North Pole because global warming was melting the ice, we all ran to our teddy bears and sobbed.

Well, Okay, I didn’t. But I KNOW Prince Charles did.

And then, the pictures were flashed all over the globe: The poor polar bear was stranded on ice…starving!

Forget that polar bears are excellent swimmers. Forget the fact that less ice is GOOD for polar bears because there are more fat seals to find and eat since they feed well into the summer, too much ice means less seals. And forget the fact that there are more polar bears on the planet now, then there has ever been recorded.

Al Gore took us back to our Teddy Bears. He had too. How else was he going to get more money?

And here’s where the progressives extinction comes into play.

Progressives forget that global temperatures have not risen in the last 16 years, AND that the Antarctica is growing exponentially. Therefore, logic says, the polar bears are just fine and a lot smarter than your average progressive.

Progressive cannot figure out that global warming is a hoax to pull on that emotional little kid that is deep in us all, going back to our childhood. We want to protect our Teddy’s.

Who were cuddly and NEVER ate us.

So, who will go extinct first? The polar bear, or the progressive liberal? Which ones survival instinct is more intact?

I don’t know about you, but I’m rooting for the polar bear. The progressive will be long gone, and the polar bear will still be eating fat seals and not the least concerned about any of us.

How do I know? MY Teddy bear, is still with me.

July 7, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | global warming, progressives, Uncategorized | global warming, Progressives