Nobody’s Perfect: Rupert Murdoch VS Burger King

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the subject of two separations: Rupert Murdoch VS Burger King.

Hey! I didn’t even know (or care) about Rupert Murdoch’s love life, but there it was in Vanity Fair: Rupert’s young Chinese wife of 14 years, Wendi, had been having sexual affairs with other men—- and not just any men. Tony Blair, Google’s Eric Schmidt, and co-founder of MySpace, Chris DeWolfe. (How she missed Bill Clinton is anybody’s guess.)

Get the feeling she likes to feel connected?

Really, what’s a billionaire mogul to do? His mother tried to warn him to stay with his last wife, who wanted him to retire, but Wendi saw her way to riches, and Rupert saw his way INTO China, and with the help of science, he was off to another marriage…his third.

But, good news all you Chinese gold-diggers out there! Rupert is now divorced.

It’s not the shock that a young women took advantage of an older man’s riches, it’s that she had to bed the one man Rupert had put into power, Mr. Blair, and she did it in their own house…and yacht…and who knows where else? Probably even in the Tower of London!

Rupert had raised LOADS of money for Tony, who really doesn’t need more either. But in the hall of fame gold-diggers, Wendi choose carefully: ALL these men …were powerful, rich, and mostly married.

And then we have the divorce of Burger King and its money, from Obama. Yes, Burger King is taking its big Whoppers and moving its headquarters to Canada where it will pay less taxes.

Obama has called this exodus of major American companies to other countries…unpatriotic!

After all…Walgreens wanted to move, and stopped cold after hearing those words, so, should we all be mad that Burger King is NOT going to pay its fair share, and you and I will have to fork out even more? Is it really their fault?

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? (No, it’s not Al Sharpton, I’m sick to death of him.)

Is it Rupert Murdoch, who failed to see that he was marrying a gold-digger? Rumors are he lost over $1.7 billion. Wendi got him into buying MySpace, which he paid $545 million and sold for $35 million. Uh….not exactly what you would expect a smart man to do.

And even though she signed a pre-nup, she got the Rockefeller triplex on Fifth Avenue ($70 million), the house in Beijing ($40 million), $14 million for each year she was married, jewelry and half of their art collection.

Or does the trophy go to Burger King, who just couldn’t stand to keep paying Obama’s high taxes?

It’s obvious isn’t it?

What a man will do for a pretty face, and a busty oriental beauty.

We really can’t blame Burger King for wanting to desert America. That fault goes to our past Presidents (of BOTH parties) who threw America out the window with the bath water when they dreamed up globalization.

Burger King doesn’t need us anymore…it’s in every country in the world now, and its the American people who continue to lose.

As for the REAL loser of the week…Al Sharpton……go ahead……fill in the blank………………………………………

August 25, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Globalization, Life, Uncategorized | Burger King, globalization, Humor, Rupert Murdoch