Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Selfies–Nobodies VS Obama

Nobody’s Perfect

Ever since the ‘camera’ was invented, people have LOVED to take pictures of themselves….but what if you’re alone? This has been a problem until now…until somebody invented the LONG stick.

And the newest and funniest thing to do, is to take a picture of yourself. It’s called the selfie. (What, you thought I was going to complain about Donald Trump bloopers? Silly you.)

It seems some people just LOVE to see their own image, and they just can’t get enough of their own good looks.. but sometimes, one can go overboard, as you will see, MORE than a few of these people did.

(Don’t miss number 17 though…it goes into the archives of mysterious deaths list of democratic politician’s cover-ups)

So, this week, we have a contest between Obama and the above photo-shooters….a vast collection of humanity who just can’t get enough of themselves.

Who is the bigger narcissistic photo hog?

You have to watch the above video first…the nobodies of the world, just being creative with their normal selves, and wanting to express their achievements, through a well thought-out selfie.

And then we have Obama and his fondness for taking his own picture.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for loving themselves so much they can’t stop taking their own picture? Obama of course: In this case beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  Yes, it’s the face that launched a million suckers. TELL me those teeth aren’t capped.

Why wait for Congress?

Why wait for Congress?

Nobody Knows where WE just went!

Nobody Knows where WE just went!

 

I can't wait to take one of these with Castro.

I can’t wait to take one of these with Castro.

Remember guys...there is no climate on Mars..just my handsome face.

Remember guys…there is no climate on Mars..just my handsome face.

This one will go to my friends in Iran...You're welcome Iran!

This one will go to my friends in Iran…You’re welcome Iran!

Yes...we ARE the world!

Yes…we ARE the world!

These are so good, I think I'll sell them at my Presidential museum.

These are so good, I think I’ll sell them at my Presidential museum.

Sure, baby!

Just ignore her. She has her own plane home.

They'll LOVE this in Kenya!

They’ll LOVE this in Kenya!

July 20, 2015 Posted by | humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Flashes: Islands for Sale!

Nobody Flashes

Remember when we learned that the REAL winners in the Greece Bailout would be the very rich who are looking for bargains?Warren buffet twp

Warren Buffet just bought a Greek Island!

From Infowars:

American business magnate, one of the world’s most successful investors, Warren Buffett has reportedly bought the Greek island of Agios Thomas for 15 mln euro, according to the website of the Greek newspaper Proto Thema and became yet another celebrity with his own piece of Greece.

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According to a spokesperson for Proto Organization, Steven Taylor, many celebrities had expressed interest in purchasing land in Greece. The property consulting company had also recently advised Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to buy the small Ionian island of Gaia Sogia.

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According to Proto Thema newspaper, Warren Buffett believes that there are plenty of opportunities in Greece at the moment, if someone is willing to invest.

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Dozens of islands are currently up for sale in Greece.

Well, what else are they going to spend their money on? At least Greece isn’t GIVING their islands away, although I’m sure the rich are getting bargain basement prices. Obama wanted to close Guantanamo Bay, Congress wouldn’t let him, so, he opened up trade with Cuba, and then sold them the one thing he couldn’t get closed on his own.

We now Cuba demands they close it, which is what Obama has wanted to do all along.

Tell me, how much do you think he GOT for it?

Obama isn’t going to ‘sell’ that land to Cuba? He can’t do that? Well, what have the Clinton’s been doing for years? You think they don’t get paychecks for selling American assets, like uranium to Russia?

Really? Hasn’t Obama gotten every thing he wanted so far? (Except for our guns…that’s coming.)

Who know? Maybe Obama will build the first “international”  Cuban golf course on it, where he can play for free the rest of his life. Or maybe Warren would like to ‘invest’ there too.

It’s going to need a Dairy Queen. Castro and Obama

 

 

July 20, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment