Nobody’s Email: Test Yourself for Alzheimer’s
Nobody Gets Email
Hey! It’s Saturday…the weekend over most of the world, and we can forget politics for two days…
Here’s a…joke I thought was…typically clever as far as email jokes were concerned. You have probably seen it, or…maybe not.
I thought it was a good reminder of what happens when we watch Presidential debates…our brains might need a little rest:
(Thanks to JR)
SELF-EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE…It takes less than 15 seconds.
If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer’s Test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
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_ _NDOM
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F_ _K
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P_N_S
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PU_S_
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S_X
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BOO_S
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Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?
You do NOT have Alzheimer’s
You are a Pervert
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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Well spookmoor, I accept very highly intelligent jokes on weekends, so if you have any that I may post to satisfy the ADULTS in the world…I would gladly post them!
Send them to joyanna5150@yahoo.com …right now, most of my short jokes come from my one liberal friend, who still had the brain of a…liberal.
As for myself, I will laugh at most anything. That’s how desperate the political climate is at the moment in America.
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Yep, “trick question” – -lol.
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