Nobody’s Perfect: Fergie
Nobody’s Perfect
Okay. Just in case you missed it.
I just watched it, and like many in the audience I couldn’t stop laughing.
Where’s the bed Fergie? Under the net? Did you remember to bring protection?
Was this to show how you REALLY feel about…basketball players?
Or do you really think America is SEXY?
Was this your imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s Happy Birthday Mr. President?
Or just your attempt at revitalizing your career?
Sorry…do you even HAVE a career?
And how about those notes at the end? Not sure what the men who defended Ft. McHenry would have thought about this…
But, the rest of us thought it was a pip.
Love the dress. Go ahead and sing it again.
All smiles are welcome! At least she didn’t forget the words…
And how that happened this nobody is not exactly sure.
So, Congratulations Fergie. You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!
Fergie may not be a household name, but after this, she will have top billing on YouTube as one of the few singers to have sung our National Anthem and actually get a good laugh.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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Yes, she messed up big time, which is why I posted it..it was an insult to us all. She pretty much made fun of it, but at least even the black guys were laughing.
That’s better than them kneeling.
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You are so generous, Joy.
As a durn furriner, I am appalled.
You have a most beautiful atnthem and so many who can ruin it. And here, they went for the very best of the worst.
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Yes, I see the typo.
Mea culpa.
🙂
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