Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Fergie

Nobody’s Perfect

Okay. Just in case you missed it.

I just watched it, and like many in the audience I couldn’t stop laughing.

Where’s the bed Fergie? Under the net? Did you remember to bring protection?

Was this to show how you REALLY feel about…basketball players?

Or do you really think America is SEXY?

Was this your imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s  Happy Birthday Mr. President?

Or just your attempt at revitalizing your career?

Sorry…do you even HAVE a career?

And how about those notes at the end? Not sure what the men who defended Ft. McHenry would have thought about this…

But, the rest of us thought it was a pip.

Love the dress. Go ahead and sing it again.

All smiles are welcome! At least she didn’t forget the words…

And how that happened this nobody is not exactly sure.

So, Congratulations Fergie. You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!

Fergie may not be a household name, but after this, she will have top billing on YouTube as one of the few singers to have sung our National Anthem and actually get a good laugh.


February 19, 2018 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , ,


  1. Yes, she messed up big time, which is why I posted was an insult to us all. She pretty much made fun of it, but at least even the black guys were laughing.

    That’s better than them kneeling.


    Comment by Joyanna Adams | February 20, 2018 | Reply

  2. You are so generous, Joy.

    As a durn furriner, I am appalled.

    You have a most beautiful atnthem and so many who can ruin it. And here, they went for the very best of the worst.


    Comment by Amfortas | February 20, 2018 | Reply

    • Yes, I see the typo.

      Mea culpa.



      Comment by Amfortas | February 20, 2018 | Reply

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