Joyanna Adams

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Will Hogg Get His Own Show?

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Wait…he was there…no…he wasn’t there…he was in the closet, no…on his bike, no…

So…where exactly WAS David Hogg when the Parkland school was being shot up?

Gee…mom didn’t catch that one soon enough, did she?

Mom? Oh, she works for CNN. It seems Mr. Hogg has been being coached by mom (And who knows HOW many liberal coaches) to get ready for his big launch as the new face of young voters against guns.

Dad worked for the FBI..you know, that FBI who was told more than 4 times that the shooter was going to SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL?

Yeah. That one. You can also find video’s of David being ‘coached’ with his lines, and reading Soros like statements of “We– will change this country” stuff.

I missed Hogg’s big talk in Washington D.C. on the mall, where he gave the Hitler youth speech on ‘getting out the vote’ and ‘revolution’ and all that stuff….

But Spielberg, and most of Hollywood were moved to tears. Next thing you know, Hogg will have his own series on Netflick, where they will try to make him into the next Veritas reporter “on the scene.”

He will be everywhere…capturing cops killing blacks, and white privilege students walking to their cars, and women obeying their husbands, and people loving God.

All the things our country needs to change.

He’s already been on the beat at the beach, catching life guards telling punks not to put their surfboards on public trash cans. It’s all just SO unfair, but don’t worry….HOGG will be there!

And when he is a guest star on Rosanne, the ratings will go out the roof.

This kid was coached BEFORE this whole thing to be ready for his debut. Trouble is, he can’t remember his lines…but lets’ hope he keeps it up, because the NRA’s membership is booming.

And THAT’s good for America.

So, thanks Hogg! Oh, and love those movies….wait…you’re not an actor?

You just love mosquitos. Got it.

April 5, 2018 Posted by | Gun Control, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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