Nobody Flashes: UPDATE
Nobody Flashes
If you are wondering where my usual rants are, I was knocked out completely by a horrible stomach flu. I’m SURE I got it at Walmart. I get all my illnesses at Walmart. The first place every illegal goes when he gets into the country is Wal-Mart, with their welfare freebee cards.
I haven’t felt this bad since I ate a chicken drumstick that had maggots in it when I was in college. I can tell you, I sat outside on the back yard lawn of the house of the lady whom I was renting a room from, with a hose most of the day. Really. I’m not making that up. My girlfriend, said the chicken had been hanging in her barn. I was the first to take a bite.
So, if you come here on any day, and I’m NOT here, you can just assume, I’m sick.
The good news? I lost 10 pounds in one day! Ha ha! Okay. Trivia fact: Did you know that Dolly Parton’s secret to her slim figure is to stick her finger down her throat and throw up after she eats?
I know. Gross. If you don’t believe me, it’s in her biography.
What people will do for money.
Can you tell I miss typing?
Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow I hope…the democratic debate of the century will be on, so I’m sure it will be fun. The Billionaire, the Communists, and the leftover cook.
Everyone…stay healthy! Excuse me while I go try to down some chicken noodle soup.
Joyanna.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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