Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Flashes: UPDATE

Nobody Flashes

If you are wondering where my usual rants are, I was knocked out completely by a horrible stomach flu. I’m SURE I got it at Walmart. I get all my illnesses at Walmart. The first place every illegal goes when he gets into the country is Wal-Mart, with their welfare freebee cards.

I haven’t felt this bad since I ate a chicken drumstick that had maggots in it when I was in college. I can tell you, I sat outside on the back yard lawn of the house of the lady whom I was renting a room from, with a hose most of the day. Really. I’m not making that up. My girlfriend, said the chicken had been hanging in her barn.  I was the first to take a bite.

So, if you come here on any day, and I’m NOT here, you can just assume, I’m sick.

The good news? I lost 10 pounds in one day! Ha ha! Okay. Trivia fact: Did you know that Dolly Parton’s secret to her slim figure is to stick her finger down her throat and throw up after she eats?

I know. Gross. If you don’t believe me, it’s in her biography.

What people will do for money.

Can you tell I miss typing?

Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow I hope…the democratic debate of the century will be on, so I’m sure it will be fun. The Billionaire, the Communists, and the leftover cook.

Everyone…stay healthy! Excuse me while I go try to down some chicken noodle soup.

Joyanna.

February 19, 2020 - Posted by | Uncategorized

2 Comments »

  1. Ha ha…you sound just like me Yesido.

    Which IS BY THE WAY ironic that Michael Jackson wore a mask everywhere and overdosed on drugs.

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    Comment by Joyanna Adams | February 21, 2020 | Reply

  2. Sorry to hear your ill I noticed you hadn’t posted
    but I thought you were taking it easy
    Amen on Walmart, when I go in there I have a
    couple of cloths soaked in hand sanitizer
    One for the cart the other to put over my nose if
    someone coughs or sneezes in the vicinity.
    I go full blown germophobic in stores in the winter
    Also I Cary the little hand sanitizer in my pocket.

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    Comment by Yesido | February 19, 2020 | Reply


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