Joyanna Adams

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WHO Are We Stimulating?

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night:
While I was listening to some woman today, talking at one of the many union meetings, I was thinking about this email. She was upset that her unemployment ran out. I guess those stimulus dollars just didn’t get to her. Many are still shouting “Where’s the Beef?” Maybe they should be saying, “Where’s the stimulus?” Where oh where did it go?
 
I got this email early last week…I think whoever wrote this is even more of a cynic than this nobody. I hope he keeps it up…I need the competition. (no, well..)  
Email of the week: Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another economic stimulus payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format:
 
 Q: What is an economic stimulus format?
 A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q: Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a smidgen of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q: But, isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
 A: Shut up.
 
Below is helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus checks wisely:
 
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline the money will go to the Arabs.
*If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan, or China.
*If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
*If you purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan.
*If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
 
INSTEAD…keep the money in America by:
1. Spending it at yard sales..or
2. Going to ball games…or
3. Spending it on prostitutes..or
4. Beer…or
5. Tattoos.
 
These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.

Conclusion: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day! No need to thank me, I’m just glad to be of help.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

February 26, 2011 Posted by | China, Money, Stimulus | 4 Comments

Nobody Knows China’s Empty Cities

Nobody Knows why China is building empty cities in the middle of nowhere, with nobody in them?

Why? Who are they expecting?

This, from Jerome Corsi of WND: The photographs look like giant movie sets prepared to film apocalyptic motion pictures in which some sort of a neutron war or bizarre natural disaster has eliminated people from the face of the earth while leaving the skyscrapers, sports stadiums, parks and roads perfectly intact,” Corsi noted. “One of China’s ghost cities is actually built in the middle of a desert in Inner Mongolia.”

Yesterday, there were more question…

Nobody Knows why Obama continues along the course of bankrupting the United States, and making us look more like China, every single cotton-picking day. Now he wants to spend $56 billion dollars, (which really means $7 trillion by government standards) to build high-speed railroad stations all over the country, so that we just stop driving. And if you DO drive, get ready for that new GPS tracking device that will be put into every new car so that the government knows where you are and where you go, every time you drive.

Nobody Knows how much Warren Buffet is going to make in all of this. Warren has bought up most of the future U.S. train lines. Nobody Knows how many times Warren has discussed building these new railroads with Obama and Hu Jintao? Wasn’t he just in China with Bill Gates?

GE has already joined with the Chinese to build them in California. Jeffery Immelt is now right by Obama’s side.

Something tells me this is not exactly what Ayn Rand was talking about.

Think of all the eminent domain coming…people losing their lands and homes just because Obama has decided to play Stalin on steroids.

On his last trip to the White House, Hu and Barack were proud to proclaim that future exchange of people, over 100,000 apiece were to travel and live in each other’s countries to exchange..what? Fortune cookies?

And now, we see this: Empty cities: Twenty of these cities are being build a year— empty cities, waiting for people. So, are they going to fill these with Americans? Russians? Jews?

Are they expecting an asteroid to hit China on Friday the 13th, 2036 like Michio Kaku said? Do they know the exact spot? Or are they just going to gather all their own sobs and PUT them there?

Or is just another step in the “no borders, one world, one currency one unelected government,” where countries move their people around like chess pieces?

“Here, you give us a few, and we’ll send you a few.”

The Chinese already have airports lined up in St. Louis and Omaha as future Chinese ports. All this building of airports and railroads here by the Chinese makes you wonder if they are just trying to claim us before the Muslims.

Nobody Knows what our corrupt politicians have been doing, but with Buffet and GE getting the big payoff…I’m sure we are all going to be happy campers one day, giving our train tickets to the Chinese porters, and having Muslims TSA agents search us for dangerous materials.

Nobody Knows just when the American people are going to connect the tyrannical dots, but we should have done it— in Obama words: “yesterday“

February 9, 2011 Posted by | China, GE, Global Government | , , | 2 Comments

Sputnicking The Yellow Brick Road to Obamaozland

Nobody Knows who in the world was inspired by ‘President’ Obama’s State of the Union address, besides Sheila Jackson and Andy Warhol?

Wait—Joyanna, Andy Warhol is dead.

My point exactly.

Obama started off on the podium, nose in the air… his eyes to the heavens, as if he was visioning a far off land– in the future America. (actually China) A future filled with high-speed railroads, entrepreneurs out the kazoo, electric cars, really smart kids, and a people all happy and carefree— who will ride into Oz on electric car horses that change colors, and the little munchkins children will all be singing..”Look into the light …look into the day….la la la la la….”

Ckkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

(That’s the record scratching.)

Records are dead, Joyanna, stop it.

What did we learn from Obama’s State of Mind?

Let’s review: The stock market is back, he said, which is good for all those 2% of the rich who Obama keeps saying he wants to tax. They can now start back to piling up the money, just for him to take.

Doesn’t help the unemployed, who..so sorry…have to send their money on that little necessity called FOOD.

The recession is OVER! Wow…good to know that Obama got some fairy dust in his eyes on that yellow brick road, so he doesn’t have to suffer any big shocks.

The rules have changed…it was technology that stole all those American jobs and sent them overseas, and that’s why we should make sure that every single man, woman and child has access to that nasty technology, by getting hooked into the internet, where they can download the latest government answers to how to run their lives

Oh and by the way…China is beating us in everything. Their kids are smarter, they have bigger computers. They also have the wicked Hu of the East, but that’s a mute point.

China needs Obama. I hope he gets a job there after 2012. We need all the help we can get.

He wants to simplify the tax code. I LOVE the sound of munchkins laughing, don’t you?

Right after this, he made a joke about smoking salmon, which was scary because it was a joke that obviously suggested smoking marijuana…I had visions of the whole democratic caucus skipping through the poppy fields… smoking….salmon.

Give them anything and they will smoke it, that’s how gullible they are.

You can go to the websites and see everything! Right, he promised this before…what that means is we can have CNN show us the locked door where they are deciding our lives. I think Dorothy is still in there.

Oh…NOW he’s going to veto any earmark…after the thousands that have already slipped through. Flying Monkeys are starting to come out of his mouth.

Iraq, and Afganistan, we are leaving. But he is just so proud that Sudan is greeting elections. WHAT? What did we do in Sudan that we don’t know about? We need crystal balls for every household. We are going to need them.

He has single- handedly disarmed the world’s nuclear threat. He is telling us that the great Oz gave him a heart, but once again, I’m hearing, “If I only had a brain.”

INVEST…we are Americans! In electric cars in solar panels, in Obama’s spending America into the dungeons of the wicked witches’ castle. When your company is destroyed by the “economy” you can start up a new company selling solar panels!. The taxpayers will fund you!

“Follow the yellow brick road. Because, because, because, because, BECAAASSEEE!” Because of wonderful things he does!”

The great oz is on a roll..we will have illegal’s doing EVERYTHING! Teaching our children, building our electric cars, and trains, (Are the Chinese going to come over again?) and working in our universal health care system, because doctors are leaving in droves, as are teachers. We need more teachers…the illegal’s will provide.

And Joe Biden is here! Only in America could a man like Joe Biden get to be Vice President. Frankly, this statement did not make me want to celebrate much of anything. I was looking for my ruby slippers.

Okay, enough review. One of the men that I picked several weeks ago who I thought would make a fine president, Paul Ryan (R) of WI, did the Republican rebuttal. It was great. Let’s hope the republicans get smart and get rid of Mitt and replace him with Ryan…if not for President than VP.

And now ..excuse me,

I need to get in practice for 2012. Feel free to join me and my cousin Freeda, (See picture of us–we always get dressed up to watch Obama’s great oratations!) All you Toto’s out there and get ready to sing!

“Ding dong the witch is dead, which ol witch? The wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is deeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd!……Hi ho….hi ho hi ho,…hi hooooo..”

January 26, 2011 Posted by | China, Obama, politics | , | 7 Comments

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