Bill Maher, Fifth Grader
Nobody’s Opinion
Bill Maher, thinks America is stupid. What can we say to him?
1. It takes one to know one. 2. You may be right, we may be crazy, you’re proof. 3. You may be right because you think Obama is bright and so do too many others. 4. Your poor mother…can we send her something?
The one thing you can say about Bill Maher, is: that arrogant, I’m a genius, I’m clever, and everyone else on the planet is stupid is NOT an act. I think, it’s the real deal. And how sad it is, that he doesn’t even know that WE all know he needs a laugh track, because the only thing he says that is funny is…well, I can’t remember ever laughing at him. And he’s ugly to boot. You could land a small plane on his nose.
He hates Sarah Palin, and I think Sarah ought to take him on. Warm up on him, challenge him to a conversation about anything. Or Allen West. In a way, I feel sorry for the guy. If he ever walked into a bar in Texas, he might not walk out, along with another fellow we’ve all come to know…
Nobody’s Perfect: Weiner. I need say no more. The wiener word has been brought back into the America vocabulary. What was once a noun spouted by high school boys approaching puberty, is being pronounced by the most elite journalists in the land. Bill Maher, the biggest weiner on TV, thanks you.
And speaking of wieners…
Nobody’s Fool: The Rock star Bono is getting a much needed complaint from his fans. The next time he performs in concert, there will be protestors who are pretty mad about this rich guy wanting to spend taxpayers money to help the poor, but is moving his own band and his publishing business out of Ireland so as not having to pay the taxes. Oh, did you know his band is the richest in the world? I have NO idea why. Frankly, I wish he’d take Bill Maher with him. It’s another case of the rich don’t have to play by the same rules.
Nobody Cares: How many of us care that they want to outlaw Horse-drawn carriages in New York? Hey…ME! They say the whole romantic “take a ride through the park” is outdated. It’s just not as modern as hiring a man to “run” you on a rickshaw through the streets. No doubt the rickshaw guys are union. Given the choice, would you take the rickshaw or the carriage ride? Would you rather be with a horse in front of you, or a man if someone tried to rob you? I’m just saying..
And speaking of New York…
Nobody Knows what Sarah Palin and Donald Trump talked about during their Pizza session in the big city. She came away with good things to say about him, and he said he might get back in the race. If you remember, I suggested a Trump/Palin ticket, or Palin/Trump ticket, and it sounds like Sarah is realizing that the Republicans Party won’t have either of them. (Took her long enough to figure that out.) We might be looking at an independent ticket here because, we all know that ..
Nobody Wins if Mitt Romney is elected. He will keep Obamacare, and he will pass the carbon taxes.
“I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that. It’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.”
In fact he will do all that he is told to continue the one party globalization plans going. And speaking of globalization..
Nobody Remembers The First Charter of Virginia. Yes, King James of England said, in 1606, I’ll give anyone who want to go to America, the money, and also give you all the land:
For the space of 50 English miles all along the said coasts of Virginian and America toward the east and northeast or toward the north as the coast lies, together with all the islands within 100 miles, directly over against the said seacoast: and also all the lands, woods, soils, grounds, havens, ports, rivers, mines, minerals, marshes, waters, fishings, commodities and hereditaments, whatsoever from the same 50 miles every way on the seacoast…etc..
Uh…what a guy! I’d LOVE for someone to give me a river!
Well you get the jest. All they had to do was send him 15% of all the gold, silver, and copper they mined. That was a pretty good deal. I suggest another Charter, where our Congress gives us our land back, and our freedoms back, and we’ll dish in 15% flat tax of what we make. And this brings me to the subject of land.
Nobody Wonders: The big argument in the world is that the Jews should give back the land of their ancestors. The Jews are once again being prosecuted, with our President leading the way. Glenn Beck couldn’t stop crying last week with the thought of the Jews being exterminated. I thought they were going to have to cart him off in a gurney…And you have to wonder, what does he know that we don’t?
Nobody Thinks: A lot….if you ask me, but then again, according to Bill Maher, I’m stupid. Too stupid to even watch him.
And that’s an ignorance I can be proud of.
Nobody’s Perfect: The Two-Sides to Newt ‘Gollum’ Gingrich
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Now, I’m NOT sure when this video was made, but Newt was all against Obamacare in years past, as you just heard. That was his GOOD Gollum side.
He is now saying that he believes Heath Care should be mandated…like our driver’s license. That’s his bad Gollum side. (gollum. goooollum.)
But we will go to jail if we don’t have health insurance, unlike car insurance–Drive with a license and worst case scenario, you pay a small fine. (And if you are black and live in St. Louis, you just go downtown once a year and your fine will be forgiven…sweet.)
In other words…he will make sure it’s not repealed. That’s what he does best. Says what the public wants to hear, then becomes a regular traitor. Paul Ryan just found out how Newt works. Newt says that conservatives should NEVER socially engineer, insinuating that Paul Ryan was trying to social engineer with his budget.
This coming from a man who worships Alvin Toffler, the master of social engineering. Newt LOVES to socially engineer. I bet he can socially enginer while driving his care. I bet, he can even do it while eating raw fish.
Newt also says that he thinks mandatory health insurance should be just like our mandatory driver’s license.
Well, gee, Newt…a driver’s license is about $35.00 every five years, and most health insurance, if you don’t happened to work for a big company, is so expensive, no one can afford it. (Citizens that is.) If we could all pay $35 dollars a year and be covered, we’d be all for it!
Stupid comparison.
Newt…the man who said he screwed around on his wife (at the SAME time he was taking about Bill Clinton’s affairs) because he just loved America so much, has now flip-flopped full circle saying he now supports the Obamacare. Or he doesn’t support it– just most all of the stuff in it.
Well of course he does, he was helping Hillary design it all way back when it was called HILLARYCARE. (Poor Hillary. Obama takes the Presidency, and now..Hillarycare is renamed Obamacare.)
Whatever…
This week, Gingrich has told so many lies, he just ends up sounding like the true social engineering New World Globalist he really is, and this nobody does not feel sorry for him one iota.
I’m beginning to think he’s really Gollum….he needs to find his precious, throw it in the fire, …and leave the rest of us alone.
Nobody LOVES Obama as Much as This Woman!
Nobody Gets Email
If you can’t see video..link ..to..here.
This one one of my favorite emails this week….I’m sorry…I could not help myself, she cracks me up.
“She LOVES President Obama!” White wig and all.
Or is that a wig?
This woman is going to be a star! Joy Beat-hart will probably give her the whole show! Let’s hope she makes another video and keeps it up!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Soros Projects Death in America
Nobody Remembers: I’m not going to talk about Obama’s speech today. He said the same old, same old: Tax the rich, Bush is at fault, and I’m going to keep spending money. You have to sacrifice for ME. “Its overt purpose was to help the elderly and the terminally ill go to their deaths more comfortably, by providing hospices, pain reduction and other sorts of “palliative” care, not designed to cure them but simply to help them relax, feel better and accept the inevitable. But the Project on Death also had a covert purpose, which was almost certainly its real purpose. That purpose was to save money by rationing healthcare—specifically by denying expensive care to people who were deemed hopeless or whose lives were not considered worth saving for one reason or another. Under Soros’s proposal many gravely ill people would be given “palliative” care instead of real care, which was much less expensive.”
Obamacrats Part II
Nobody Remembers: Let’s remember our fine historical history of the connections between the mob and the Democrats. This just released on AP:
President Barack Obama will raise cash for Democrats in New York this week and Chicago next month. A Democratic official says Obama will raise money for the Democratic National Committee Tuesday night during a trip to New York for the dedication of a United Nations building. Obama will also attend a democratic fundraiser April 14 in his hometown of Chicago, the same city where his re-election campaign will be based.
Future Doctors VS Future Teacher=FUBAR
Nobody’s Perfect
This week’s vast imperfections is a toss-up between the teachers of Wisconsin who are protesting the cuts in their pay by skipping school, and the doctors standing on the corners handing out fake excuse forms for them to take back. The scary thing about this, is THESE are your future doctors folks..because doctors like this good man, Dr. David Janda, (see video) are going to retire come 2013.
And these are our teachers. Is it any wonder that our kids are at the bottom?
If a doctor thinks so little of his profession, that he will hand out fake “excuse” cards just to support a cause, that’s the doctor that will take you off life support in a liberal heartbeat minute, because he feels so superior to everyone…and wants to feel good about helping the world get rid of one more expensive old person.
BUT…not all doctors are going to cave in, as we see here. And not all teachers were at the rally.
This good doctor proves that the “death” panels are already set up and ready to go. Computers are already in the offices, Big Brother is already there. I don’t know about you: it’s one thing to get a pay cut, it’s quite another to be refused medical treatment and handed a death sentence.
Maybe Reagan wasn’t just kidding when he said before going on the operation table, “I hope you are all Republicans.” That was pretty smart…just in case…something went wrong.
So who wins the NOBODY’S PERFECT award for the week?
What do you think? I say it’s a toss-up.


