Joyanna Adams

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Nobody LOVES the Trump Family!

This nobody loves Donald Jr.’s take on the Oprah interview. He’s so funny, and boy, do we need that now.

Listen, if you will, to the AMERICAN take on the ‘Royals.’ soap opera life.


March 9, 2021 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

The President’s Son: Like His Dad….

Nobody Flashes Good News on a Sunday!

April 28, 2019 Posted by | American History | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Madonna

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, it’s Madonna. madonna

Go figure. The woman of the year according to some magazine that none of us consider important, is upset that Donald Trump is President.

Why is she upset? The “material girl” just can’t get over the alpha male winning. I guess she didn’t give enough blow jobs. Or did she?

She’s not upset with the males in the country, she’s upset with the women.

Here’s a few excerpts from the Billboard magazine and from her interview recently:

And of course, my Nobody injections


Speaking of: How did you feel about the outcome of the election?
It felt like someone died. It felt like a ­combination of the heartbreak and betrayal you feel when someone you love more than anything leaves you, and also a death. I feel that way every morning; I wake up and say, “Oh, wait, Donald Trump is still the president,” and it wasn’t a bad dream that I had. It feels like women betrayed us. The percentage of women who voted for Trump was insanely high.

Nobody Says: Hey plastic nose…I resent that. Could it be that you are NOT the typical women? You know, one who has to do the laundry, stay home to take care of a sick child, depend on your husband’s salary to help feed the kids? We didn’t betray the country, we SAVED it. (Along with a LOT of alpha men.) What do you want? The woman to rule the world?

How many women built that mansion you’re living in? Be careful what you wish for.

Why do you think that is?
Women hate women. That’s what I think it is. Women’s nature is not to support other women. It’s really sad. Men protect each other, and women protect their men and children. Women turn inward and men are more external. A lot of it has do with jealousy and some sort of tribal inability to accept that one of their kind could lead a nation. Other people just didn’t bother to vote because they didn’t like either candidate, or they didn’t think Trump had a chance in the world. They took their hands off the wheel and then the car crashed.

Nobody Says: No idiot. Male and females’ brains are wired different, you ninny. Check out the hormones. Have you been pumping yourself with too much testosterone? Hillary was rejected because she lies, she’s only about herself, she has no record of any accomplishment whatsoever, and she’s an elite snob. Add in her many felonies (which is in itself a very long list) and you have American women all over the country being smart enough to not let her into office to RUIN their lives and their children’s lives further. Had she been a Margaret Thatcher, then yes. But Hillary is worse than Obama. Obama can at least give a good speech. (Even though it’s all BS)

And by the way…in case you didn’t notice…the American people put their hands back ON the wheel. With Trump, we might not go over the cliff. (Idiot) asinine

Were you surprised?
Of course. I was devastated, surprised, in shock. I haven’t really had a good night’s sleep since he has been elected. We’re f—ed.

Nobody Says: Okay Madonna. What’s going to happen? What crimes are YOU committing that will have to stop? What? You might not get that Medal of Freedom for another 20 years? (You could always offer more blow jobs.)

And by the way, I don’t buy that you don’t sleep…unless of course, you did something criminal.

What? Are you having too much Pizza?

What did they say?
That they would rather have a successful businessman running the country than a woman who lies. Just absurd. But people don’t have faith in government as we know it. We live in a country that’s run by ­bankers. In a way, it makes sense that Donald Trump is the president. Because money rules. Not intelligence, not experience, not a moral compass, not the ability to make wise ­decisions, not the ability to think of the future of the human race.

Nobody Says: Absurd? She lies. He doesn’t. What don’t you get? And WHO took the most money from Bankers? Hillary Clinton! That’s right. Donald funded his own campaign. How much money did YOU lose Madonna? How many millions did YOU donate to Hillary that you will never see again? Is that what’s keeping you up at nights?

But, you might have something there: The Clintons and the Obama have no moral compass, or high intelligence, and they especially don’t have the ability to make wise decisions, and that’s why Trump won. .

As a fellow New Yorker, have you ever met the president-elect?
I wouldn’t call him a friend or ­anything, but I’ve certainly met him. I did a photo shoot years ago at [Trump’s] Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach [Fla.] for a Versace campaign. He’s a very friendly guy, ­charismatic in that ­boastful, macho, alpha-male way. I found his political incorrectness amusing. Of course, I didn’t know he was going to be running for ­president 20 years later. People like that exist in the world, I’m OK with it. They just can’t be heads of state. I just can’t put him and Barack Obama in the same ­sentence, same room, same job description.

Nobody Says: So Trump didn’t worship you, is that it? Was he one guy who didn’t want to bed you? Isn’t your whole career depended on sex? You sell SEX. and while you’re doing it, you sing. And you are judging Donald Trump?

And hey, I can’t put Trump and Obama in the same sentence either, or same room, or same job description. Obama has never HAD a real job, besides reading a Teleprompter.

When you go to Malawi, or travel the world, you must clearly get a sense of how our president affects the globe.
We’re the laughing stock of the universe right now. We can no longer criticize other governments, other leaders. I’m hanging my head in shame.

Nobody Says: Go ahead and hang your head between your legs Madonna. Miley Cyrus can do it! miley

Okay…the point is: She’s not perfect. But somehow she has kept herself still working after all these years…or.

Has she? Who is really behind the Madonna curtain? I’m betting it’s an alpha male.

Nobody Knows.

December 5, 2016 Posted by | Presidential election 2016, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Second Night: Like Father…Like Son…Brains.

Nobody Flashes

I ALMOST made it through the whole second night, but I must admit, after watching the ‘count’ I fell asleep. I woke up to find Paul Ryan speaking.

Did I miss anything?  Paul Ryan’s speech was so lame, so esoteric, it was plain to see he was playing it safe. He’s up for reelection and the people are not exactly pleased with him. Both Walker and Ryan are trying to not rock the Trump boat…for now. He looked good, but I almost went BACK to sleep.

Anyway, the fun thing about seeing all the people shout out their states, is the big smiles everybody was giving. There were no surprises except for the fact that in Ohio, ALL the delegates went to John Kasich.

I know. Mr. excitement got like 3 other votes, in other states. Okay, a few more but…what did he do? Were all the delegates from his immediate family? Do they all own government subsidized farms that sell corn to China?

I had to wonder about that. Ohio is an important state…So….is that the state that the elites are going to use to quietly deprive Trump of needed electoral votes? When Kasich said this the other day, I thought I was listening to Jeb Bush:

“I look at trade like I look at immigration, like I look at growing nationalism, like I look at isolationism,” Kasich said. “When you isolate, when you have excessive nationalism, when you’re anti-trade and anti-immigration, what good comes from that? What is that a formula for?”

Yes, Donald Trump has singlehandedly wretched the lead of the Republican party out of the hands of the Bush Family. The globalists have been hit hard.

And SPEAKING of the Bush family, FOX news has done just as much damage to Donald Trump as the democrats. How many times have I bitched about FOX?

Not to wander off subject, but the big news tonight was the firing of Roger Ailes of Fox News. Evidently the Trump-hater Megyn Kelly also accused Ailes of sexual harassment. He hugged her wrong or something of that matter. And so, Hannity, Greta, O’Reilly, and 50 other FOX news reporters are threatening to walk out.

Rupert Murdoch is the globalist, and some of the people on his news programs were rooting for Trump. Make no mistake, Rupert would rather see Hillary in the White House than Donald.Donald Trump Jr.

But, getting back to the convention: Chris Christie did a better speech than his last GOP convention….and maybe in hindsight, his action against Romney wasn’t just because he didn’t get picked to be the VP. Maybe Christie really didn’t like the man. He really laid into Hillary, and said he was proud to be part of the “TEAM.” Code for cabinet position?

(“LOCK HER UP! ” I want the tee-shirt.)

The star of the night was Donald Trump Jr. It was a rousing speech, and a testament to the man, his father, who he is sure will help America.  Donald Trump Jr. gave a better political speech than most of the politicians we’ve heard. He didn’t just talk about his father, he talked about our country’s problems and it was clear: He is as smart as they come.

I don’t think there has ever been a man running for President that has had so MANY really intelligent kids. Trump’s children are his best legacy, and he’s smart enough to show them off.

Now…for me, the BEST speech of the night was by Kimberlin Brown….a actress who runs her own business, an avocado farm.

The night was about making America work again, and I would have been happy with less politicians and MORE ordinary working people telling their stories. But Kimbelin made up for it.

She was…superb. And she was superb because she IS the quintessence of the a great American women. I am now a big fan.

I gave tonight a B.

And as a last note: I have a crush on those island men. My god, those men  smile like the sun. I wanted to buy a ticket to Samoa and go drinking with them. I wanted to sit in a Tiki hut, with a bar by the ocean with the sunset and the breeze of the sea, caressing my face…. where I would get them a few drinks and ask for Island stories, and I would be holding my tropical drink with a tiny yellow umbrella…and basking in the light of those big smiles…

Okay, I’m going back to sleep now.

I read the sun did a flip today. Who knew?  I’ll take that as a good sign.

And speaking of good signs: Don’t miss Kimberlin’s speech.




July 20, 2016 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment


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