Joyanna Adams

McCain and Romney? Double Facepalm.

Nobody Wins

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.” Ronald Reagan.

Ronald Reagan was right. As you see by this video, the bloodline of McCain is already cursed. I’m convinced, the McCain’s come from a long line of some kind of very dimwitted vampires, hatched in Ireland under a full moon, by a banshee from dribble land.  John McCain, Meghan’s most famous father, as a politician, is an embarrassment to every conservative who has ever admired Ronald Reagan.  This McCain habit of being the not- so- pretty dull penny in the pot, seems to run in the family. John is more than a Rhino…he’s a elephant on roller skates.

Wait, I would NOT insult am elephant like that. I take that back.

If not for Sarah Palin, McCain wouldn’t have even come in second in the last election: More like..fifty third. In fact, Sarah Palin SAVED the Republican party. They used her. We all knew it.

And today, there they were: Mr. Mt. Olympus and Crimpy.

John McCain was giving a big stump speech for Mitt Romney and I couldn’t even watch it. What in the world were they thinking? Get the loser of the last election to endorse you?

Rule No. One: Never, ever, under any circumstances get the last loser of the race to endorse you, because everyone will think that you have the same  ideas as THAT loser and YOU will lose.

Duh. (But not as “duh” as letting the daughter of that loser appear on your enemies networks)

Obama is out playing football in the sand, posing his body, teasing the liberal media pundits into going, “Oh..he is just in such good condition!” while we are watching old guys with bad hair lines trying to get us excited.

BUT, as out-of-style these two old coots seem at the moment, Mitt and John would never say they would slit their wrists to make a point.

Meghan McCain did. Just listen to her talk—She talks like she is…10. Okay, 11. Wait…five. Brain cells were falling out all over the floor in this video. The liberals are looking at this girl, and going, “I like her!”

Yes, she said she would just slit her wrists if her father had endorsed Rick Santorum. She also called him a moron.

Mmmmmm…I LOVE to go there, but I will not lower myself, out of respect for all the depressed people out there who actually are watching this all go down and really might be smart enough to accomplish that feat.

I was double facepalming it all day watching TV.

While Fox had Mitt and John hanging out like lost sweethearts, Sheppard Smith was ranting about the fact that Rick Santorin said the word, “black” in a sentence. He implied with the shocked look on his fact that saying the word ‘black’ was a horrible mistake. Later Rick denied it, so as not to appear racist. 

It was such a blatent and ridiculous attack on nothing that I turned to my husband and said, “So, what do we call them now?”

Affirmative Action Animals? American Harvard Recruits? Welfare Welts? AfroAmerio’s? Bereaved Bestials? Obama’s Osmosis?

FOX took sides today. It was tear down Rick Santorum and full steam ahead for Mitt. Mitt is the favorite of the Feds, and the elite’s that run the Republican party. He’s their guy. Always has been. He will keep the global train on track.

And YOU thought you picked the President? Have another cookie!

I’m starting to think legalizing drugs might be a good idea after all…

Double Facepalm.

January 6, 2012 Posted by Joyanna Adams | humor, political races, Uncategorized | global government, globalization, Humor, John McCain, Meghan McCain, Mitt Romney, Obama, Poltical races, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin, The rich elites | 2 Comments