Land of the Dweebs, Home of the Slaves…
Nobody Flashes
King Obama has announced that you can’t change Washington from the “inside.” You have to change it from the outside…and you start with redesigning the American flag.
Yes, it’s true. Obama has decided to put his OBAMA Logo on the American flag. You don’t have to go through Congress to get this change. After all, Congress would never do such a thing, put ONE President’s logo on the American Flag..the people would start burning his flags, right here in their home towns.
Obama would then have to make it a crime to burn the New “United Obama” American flag…if you were an American. It would be quite alright if you were an “outsider” because as you know, it’s the “outsiders” that are going to get the real changes in this country, and THAT’s why the Muslim Brotherhood get a first-rate ticket to the White House. No doubt he had to ask their advice on its new design.
So…what’s next? A new National Anthem?
“Oh say can you see…by Obama’s guiding light…
What so proudly he hailed, at the White House’s last gleaming
Through broad stripes and Obama’s Ooooooo’sss, and the perilous fight
Over Libya’s bombing we watched, while Obama lay sleeping..
Then Obama’s red glare…the drones flying thru our air!
Gave us peace through the night, that Obama’s flag was still there.
Oh say does Obama’s New Flashing Flag of America doth wave………..
Over the land of the Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs….and the home of all…his slaves!”
Nobody Gets Email: American Flag—Lowe’s Doormat
Nobody Cares
Here’s an email I just opened. While the American Flag has been used on about as many products as you can think of, and nobody seems to care, I have to agree with this one. An American Flag doormat…not such a good idea. Even though (see picture below) it’s not just the flag, and is done like some cherry sort of folk art, I think an American Flag doormat is pretty insulting.
The truth is, whoever thought of this and manufactured it, probably thought they were being patriotic, instead of just plain stupid. 
I have leather jacket with the American Flag on the back, and even though it’s not COOL to wear it because you are looked at as being UNCOOL, I still do. But, there are exceptions to every rule. Put the American Flag on your coffee mug if you like, display it proudly on your dog’s bandana, but don’t STEP on it.
While Nobody is with the veterans on this matter, Nobody Wonders, what do the veterans think when flags are displayed on underwear? Did they fight for the right of the genderness? 
Anyone?
(Thanks to Pattie.)
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To all concerned. Lowe’s is now selling American Flag doormats. As Memorial day and 4the of July is approaching, many stores are trying to increase their profits. Needless to say, the selling of American Flag doormats has many Veterans upset. Veteran feel that they fought for the American Flag, many losing their lives, and many permanently injured for the freedoms that the American Flag represents, yet Lowe’s is now selling the American Flag as a doormat, “something to be walked on, and something to wipe your feet on”, as one veteran put it. “Are they slapping our faces or what?” asked another veteran.
The V.F. W., the America Legion, and several other organizations were immediately contacted. A veteran with 33 years in the U.S. Navy, had went to Lowe’s to buy $300.00 worth of lumber to build a fence, but when he saw the American Flag doormat, he flipped out, made Lowe’s take back the lumber and refund his money. Several others walked out of the store.
At the Lowe’s in N. Charleston, SC, the manager took all the doormats off of display because of complaints and called Lowe’s headquarters to report the consumer’s and veteran’s complaints. Those who grew up respecting the American Flag, and those who fought to defend it, would never let the American Flag touch the ground, much less us it as a doormat, to walk on or wipe your feet on it!
Most likely these doormats are made in China, but they are distributed by Mohawk Home, 3032 Sugar Valley Rd.,NW, Sugar Valley, Georgia, 30746
Please pass this on to as many people as you can. Some of us still respect and love America and our Flag, and what it represents.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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