Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Geithner VS Lallona

 Nobody’s Perfect

This week, nobody can compete or even compare imperfections with our own Wizard of Hogwarts Economics, Timothy Geithnor. Mr. Geithner holds the fine title of being the first Secretary of the United States Treasury to cause the fine AAA credit that we have managed to keep since 1917, to downgrade.

Of course, he did not do this remarkable feat all by himself— but he has made himself the laughing stock not only of all Chinese children, but everyone else in the world, and also, no doubt, most of Hogwarts.

Why? Because in April of this year he insisted that in no way was there any “risk” that the United States would be downgraded by anyone. (see video)

On the other side of the coin (hopefully yours is gold) we have a young man from Fullerton, California, who decided one day to put his semen in some lovely co-workers’s water bottle. I’m not sure what he was trying to do: make her gag, or maybe see if his DNA was strong enough to grow his child inside her stomach: With the sexual education being taught these days in our schools, one can never be too sure. Something tells me, she wouldn’t go out with him.

And who could blame her? He looks like he would drown little puppies in his morning milk. This was reported:

Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm, who earlier sentenced Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, to 180 days in jail for two misdemeanor battery convictions, said Lallana needs to reimburse his victim for therapy and loss of wages after she left her employment following the incidents. And now he has to pay $27,410.80 in restitution.

If Mr. Kevin lived here in St. Louis, just last week he could have gone down to his local courthouse and for just $100 dollars he could have had all his misdemeanors forgiven. He should live here if he wants to keep being a pervert, but then..Nobody’s Perfect.

(And by the way….how did they come up with the 80 cents? Was that the price of the ruined bottles? )

Yes, Kevin went to jail for just the action of putting his semen into a ladies bottle, but Timothy Geithner so far, has seen no jail time whatsoever for robbing billions of people around the earth of their retirment funds. I wish he would have just gotten out a water bottle, squirted, and saved us all a lot of heartache.

 

August 8, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, economy, Federal Reserve, insanity, Life, Uncategorized, Weird | , , | 1 Comment

Test Your American Fashion Sense

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night.
When It comes to fashion, nobody beats the class of the American.Here are some famous, and not so famous Americans in their finest fashions. Try to match the picture with the number.
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1. I’m a famous singer who loves to dress up in meat, vegetables, Chinese food, and for desert, a gigantic dead bird. Or make that about 100 dead birds. Peta is just GAGA over me.
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2. I’m a lady who insists on putting a huge target on my chest, that looks like it was made out of a gigantic recycled pinata. My husband does not smoke. The dress is actually a much needed decoy to protect my husband.
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3. I want to get re-elected as the reincarnation of Ron Reagan/John Wayne. BECAUSE everyone now thinks I’m a Muslim, I must prove it to American that I really do like cows, pigs, and fine ten gallon hats from Texas. I do not smoke, and did I mention that I am NOT  Muslim?
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4. I have come back in time to meet up with Elton John’s future child. I bought my own water.
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5. I am a nobody, walking in the snows of Middle America, wearing a hat that will disguise me, and hopefully endear me. to the coming immigrants who spend a lot of long lonely hours with various furry animals, in desert mountainous countries.
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If you missed any of these…you are not worthy to even get dressed here, and you need to go directly to the Huffington Post.

February 12, 2011 Posted by | Obama, Weird | , , | 1 Comment