Nobody’s Perfect: Hoffa VS Cockoo Man

Nobody’s Perfect

 This week’s contest for less than desirable traits among the earth’s vast network of DNA mud slugs, is between Jimmy Hoffa Jr. and the “I’m Cuckoo for Coco Puffs”  man.

Let’s start with Jimmy. Just as the coconut doesn’t fall very far from the coconut tree, Jimmy Hoffa Jr. is pretty much the carbon-nut copy of his prison-abiding papa. (May God not rest his soul wherever it is.)

Obama is also a close carbon f his Muslim communist father— so who is surprised that they are getting together?  When helping Obama get elected on Labor Day by speaking for him in Detroit, the lovable son of the AFL-CIO, Jimmy Hoffa,  Let’s beat their brains out,—  said he wanted to “Take those sons of bitches out!” Jimmy Jr. has declared war, evoking images from the movie Independence Day, comparing tea party people to slimy aliens.

The “tea party ” people, according to Jimmy, are the reason BIG companies are sending jobs overseas.  Right— if union members believe that it’s the tea party people that are sending their jobs overseas, then they also believe  that Richard Nixon pardoned Jimmy Hoffa Senior because he thought the man was innocent.

Speaking as a warm-up for “If they bring a knife to the fight, we’ll bring a gun.” President Obama,  Jimmy attacked the “tea party.” Yes, those people who elected in a landslide, more conservative representatives  in sixty years, and who went to Washington, and…

Didn’t do a thing to stop Obama.

Oh…those people are dangerous. Still, they are out there like maggots just waiting to rot out Jimmy’s plan for billion-dollar union trust funds in order to put more judges and politicians in their pockets, so the stakes are high. Building a global union is going to take money.

General Jimmy is not only busy with running UPS, (Our Post Office’s main competition.) his union warriors are fighting hard for another strike.

“I don’t want to see any more concession,” said Gary Farris, a Kentucky based Ford plant employee. “I’d like to get a raise we haven’t had a raise for a long time.” (duh)

So, this strike has nothing to do with the following news, as we all know, aliens have taken over the Ford company:

 US auto giant Ford has started construction on a $1 billion manufacturing and engineering complex in India as it bets on the country to help drive global growth, a company statement said on Tuesday

Now, let’s to the other warrior: Mr. Bayon Andre Wonace.

Cuckoo Man

“The man was marching like a drum major, holding the sword (samurai) moving it up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”

If you were on traveling Interstate 65 in Indiana on Sunday afternoon near U.S. Highway 30, you would have seen this brave warrior, marching no doubt to Detroit to join Jimmy.

I’m having trouble picking between the two, they are so much alike, its’ scary. Jimmy just has a better way with words.

Forget the tea party people: the real danger to America is having organized union thugs forever joined at the hip to Presidents.  President George Bush appointed Jimmy Jr. to the Advisory Committee for Trade Policy and Negotiations. And, despite what they tell you on the news, it’s going to get bigger and bigger with the help of our Presidents.

Frustrated with the AFL-CIO’s lack of emphasis on organizing, the Teamsters Union and the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) split from teh AFL-CIO on July 25, 2005. The group of breakaway unions, which later included the Laborer’s United Farm Workers and United Food and Commercial Workers Union, formed their own group named the Change to Win Federation.

If I had to pick the lesser of the two evils, I’d pick the Cuckoo for Coco Puffs man. At least he’s aware that he’s nuts.

 

 

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September 6, 2011 Posted by Joyanna Adams | communism, Uncategorized, Union | Economy, globalization, Jimmy Hoffa, Obama, politics, Unions | 2 Comments