Nobody Loves Presidential Bloopers
Nobody’s Fool
Nobody Knows who edited these Bush Bloopers, but, they’re really funny. I’m beginning to suspect that Obama was elected because he read so well, and they never let him ad-lib.
Obama got in because America found out that the lovable Texas Guy was really a big time Eastern globalist. And now America has found out that Obama is a big time Marxist globalist.
I can’t wait for the next election. We need to find out BEFORE the election if they “think.” like a globalist or…an American.
Odds are not looking to good on that American deal.
Simon Says: WAVE OBAMA!
NOBODY KNOWS
When this picture first came out…everybody thought it was photo-shopped. After all who in the world would do such a adolescent thing?
Comes to find out…our President!
So, who was he waving at?
Hi World! I just made a really fantastic speech here…did you hear it? I know, I’m in the middle again, and it was not easy to get here either. The lady next to me kept standing on my foot. I want you to know, that I did not photo-shop my birth certificate as they say…no..this is proof. Everyone is going to fight over whether I’m REALLY in this picture..because I look so fake! See! Something can look fake and it’s actually real! So America..you are a bunch of fools because that birth certificate is just as real as me standing here waving at cha! Ask that guy in the front row…he knows. Besides…here at the United Nations, I am the best and only hope for the world. I follow the just and equal Charter of the U.N., and hey—all I have to do is pay for a few more hotel bills. Oh…and that guy behind me is just another gook. These people really need me, and there are rumors that I might get the head job here if the elections don’t go so well. As President of the U.N. I will be able to get rid of that pesky Netanyahu who keeps trying to tell me Jewish history. Really. As if I don’t know.
Okay, so he looks like he is saying “Hi mom!” Don’t be fooled. He was probably waving at somebody he wanted to catch up with, forgetting that he would spoil the picture because to Obama…he IS the picture.
Either that or someone yelled out, “Hey Obama..WAVE!” And they caught the picture just to mess up his day! And that is why everyone else in the picture is laughing, because he is so stupid, he did it. Like when as kids you played Simon Says: Without saying Simon Says first.
Hey Obama…WAVE!
And he did. Photographer…wins!
Dear Lord: Please Don’t Let it Fall on ME!
NOBODY CARES
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about, someone COULD be hit by an old climate 6 1/2 ton satellite…and they don’t know when. It’s not round, so they cannot predict it’s path to the earth.
NASA space junk experts have refined the forecast for the anticipated death plunge of a giant satellite, with the U.S. space agency now predicting the 6 1/2-ton climate probe will plummet to Earth around Sept. 23, a day earlier than previously reported.
So, there you go. If you are in its way, the good news is: you will not even feel a thing. If it hits you, you will be dead.
And then there’s another falling satellite that is much more upsetting, because this satellite if it goes under, will hit just about everyone on the planet, and odds are you will stay alive, but very pissed off.
Moody’s Investors Service has downgraded the credit ratings of Bank of America, Wells Fargo. Latest from the Business Journal:Banks stocks fall on Moody’s downgrades Wells Fargo cuts 300 jobs. The government will not bail it out, they say.
That’s right. If the satellite misses you, Bank of America still might fall on your head.
I don’t know about you, but, my dog and I are taking no chances.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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