What? Some FUN News?

Nobody Reports

Okay. So it looks like Mitt Romney really is going to outspend everyone, and all we can hope is that Obama doesn’t make him look like the fat-rich cat that he is. Not that Obama isn’t the fattest-richest cat on the planet.

But…look what some marvelous minds are doing while our politicians are driving us all nuts. I WANT this plane. I can’t have this plane. But…I want it nevertheless. I can just picture myself landing it on my street and pulling into my driveway. It looks like they might be our new “police” in the air though, so the only chance I will get near one is if my friend, Pattie, who used to work for the police, gets us in to see one.

Next on my list of “I’d like to have that.” …is this. Ferrari is making headphones now..for about $450 a pop.

Now, If i can just scarf up $450 dollars, and put on these earphones, when I go to the police department, I will hand the chief my new card: Which will cost me about $1500 for just one: encrusted in diamonds, it will say, in beautiful font: “NSA” That’s it. He will then lead me out to the plane of my dreams, then I will climb into the plane, with my Ferrarri earphones on, push the “on’ button, and those fans will whirl.

And then…I will take off, and be unafraid, because as you can see, you can’t crash this thing.

“To dream…or NOT to dream…that is always the question.” And in my Nobody case…it’s also usually the answer.

On the other hand, I think the NSA could afford to have a card full of rubies, that they should supply to ME because I’m a taxpaying citizen and I pay their salaries.

See…every Nobody can improve just about anything..except this plane. It’s perfect as is.

January 9, 2012 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, humor, Uncategorized | aircraft, credit cards, headphones, Humor