Nobody’s Perfect: Putin VS Jackson
Nobody’s Perfect:
It seems we have two men that desire to catch the virgins: The first guy, was arrested at a warehouse because he didn’t have any clothes on. 
When questioned, Jackson said he was at the warehouse catching up on work and was naked because he was hot. When officers took Jackson back to his workstation, presumably to get his clothes, they saw child pornography pulled up on his computer. Jackson apparently learned little from the July arrest since he was taken into custody three months later for standing in his garage, naked as children rode by on their bicycles.
Jackson (Kenny Clyde) has been sentenced to eighteen years where finding very young virgins to expose his naked body to is going to be a bit…hard.
The second guy, is a very famous man. Vladimir Putin is having a hard time convincing the Russian people that he needs to become their fearless leader. The wise and older people of the country have had about enough of him, so thousands have gathered in protest, in a ten-mile circle around the Kremlin.
So..what does Putin do? He goes after the “virgins.” Here’s his ad…sucking up to the young things. (see video above)
The girl (how old is she??) tells the fortune-teller that it will be her “first time.” “I see it will be for love,” responds the psychic, revealing a tarot card with Vladimir Putin’s image on it. The tag line: “Putin. The first time — only for love.
Gee…I’m not sure how to compare these two. Putin ego is a bit on the “over sexed” side….he’s always taking off his shirt, and trying to be supermasculine. I can’t imagine what he would do if he was in Jackson’s warehouse. But hey, to a liberal in America..this ad would be cool.
Jackson deserves to be in jail…and Putin should be right there with him…in the same cell. Some men are just sick, and no glimpse of perfect is ever going to come out of them.
Nevertheless..Putin has the power. Jackson power is all in his mind. Putin wins this weeks contest. Stay tuned for more examples of how imperfect man can really be. The possibilities are…limitless!
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I am not at all sure that putting a man in jail for taking his clothes off is a sensible thing to do. Why should you, as a taxpayer, pay for his housing, food and whathaveyou just because he takes his kit off? Even if he lets people gawk at him.
Should we jail the Legions of women who takes their clothes off so folks can gawk at them? Crikey, we would have to cover an entire State with prisons.
Odd, innit. Take your kit off and its Putin (sic) jail for you, if you are a man. Take your kit off and its a Prophesied big fat pay cheque for you if you are a woman.
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