Al Sharpton, Jay Z, Women’s Wages, Cow Flatulence, and Wild and Naked Women

Nobody Knows

—— that it was a another week full of mysteries…let’s get started:

Nobody Knows—how Al Sharpton, just overnight—- became an American hero. It seems, he has been the black knight in shining armor, working overtime for the FBI…putting in jail, the most notorious of criminals by going underground:

The former mob snitch has become a regular in the White House, where he has met with the 44th president in the East Room, the Roosevelt Room, and the Oval Office. He has also attended Obama Christmas parties, speeches, policy announcements, and even watched a Super Bowl with the First Family (an evening the man has called “one of the highlights of my life”). During these gatherings, he has mingled with cabinet members, top Obama aides, military leaders, business executives, and members of Congress. His former confederates were a decidedly dicier lot: ex-convicts, extortionists, heroin traffickers, and mob henchmen. The man’s surreptitious recordings, FBI records show, aided his government handlers in the successful targeting of powerful Mafia figures with nicknames like Benny Eggs, Chin, Fritzy, Corky, and Baldy Dom.

Yes, Al was known to hang around the deep underworld, where the black neighborhoods deal in drugs, guns, and the mafia controls it all. So, what did Al Sharpton do to go from being just another cocaine hustler to the top ranks of the democratic party, rolling in riches and his own TV show?

Nobody knows, but Nobody Wonders why it took Sharpton so many years to work on this, and what crime he committed to be turned. One thing is certain, we never will know.

Are AL’s race bating days, and gangster ties over?

Can a rat fly to the moon and fart rainbows?

And speaking of the underworld…..

Nobody Knows— just how long Jay Z has been a five-pointer, which is another name for a racist:

According to the New York Post, five-pointers believe:

Black people are the fathers and mothers of civilization, white men are the devil, the Christian god is nothing more than a ghost and only a small percentage of people understand the world. “The rationale is that the black man is God and created the universe, and is physically stronger and intellectually stronger and more righteous naturally,” says Michael Muhammad Knight, an author of two books on the radical group. “Whiteness is weak and wicked and inferior — basically just an errant child who needs to be corrected.”

Since Beyonce and Jay Z are bosom buddies with Barack Obama, Nobody Knows if Obama is a five-pointer too. But if you judge a man by the company he keeps: then Obama could very well be, a racist, mob Don, Muslim thug, with a big drug addiction.

Nobody Knows— Obama is searching for brownie points for democrats, so he has announced two important things he has on his mind to put in his executive do to list: Cow Flatulence, and women’s wages.

Obama intends to cut cow flatulence by 25 percent, and raise women’s wages from 77 cents on the dollar to 100 percent

Although the White House does not pay women equal, according to Jay Carney, they are very transparent about it, because not all women in the White House work the same hours…

Got that? Like Obamacare: Obama is exempt from his own laws. He can pay women in the White House less, and ignore the tremendous cow flatulence within the White House Walls. How he plans to stop cows from farting is beyond anyone’s guess. But I don’t think we want to know, do you?

Nobody Knows—: Recently there was a report that the top 1percent is not doing as well as the top .01 percent.

Foreign profits held overseas by U.S. corporations to avoid taxes at home nearly doubled from 2008 to 2013 to top $2.1 trillion, said a private research firm’s report, prompting a call for reform by the Senate’s top tax law writer. Conglomerate General Electric Co had the biggest pile of earnings stored abroad, at $110 billion, the firm said. Next were software maker Microsoft Corp, with $76.4 billion; drugmakers Pfizer Inc, with $69 billion, and Merck & Co Inc, with $57.1 billion; and high-tech group Apple Inc, with $54.4 billion, it said.

And Nobody Knows why these corporations can get by with this, but as long as the top 1 percent keeps getting hit with high taxes, the politicians, who get money from the .01 percent, won’t do a thing.

Nobody Knows— what’s becoming of the women lately. A stenographer named Dianne Reidy, went crazy on the House floor, while the House was voting to raise the debt limit:

She was taken out of the chamber, but not before shouting, “He will not be mocked! You cannot serve two masters! This is not one nation under God, It never was, had it been, the Constitution would not have been written by Freemansons, the go against god. ”

And then, there was THIS women, who lost it in a Florida McDonalds

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Nobody Knows what caused these women’s outbursts, but no doubt, it was because they were both being paid 77 cents on the dollar.

Next week: We will explore why Nobody Knows if Noah really talked to rocks.

April 8, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | corruption, humor, Uncategorized | corruption, Humor, Obama