Suffer “the children” Under the Dome of Ignorance
Nobody Knows
I’m happy to report the ignorance of last week, has grown with leaps and bounds, just like Al Gore’s fake poster thermometer heights! We have a lot to cover so, let’s get started.
Nobody Knows why the FAA canceled all air flights into Israel yesterday. So what if missiles are being launched? They have the DOME!
There are many people guessing at why: One reason: There must be a strange brain virus going through the air at 33,000 feet that only affects pilots, because the pilot of MH17 suddenly decided to go off course and fly his plane over a war zone. Will this happen to other pilots? Is this about global warming? Is this Bush’s fault yet?
Did we ever find that other Malaysian airline in the Pacific? NO!
But, Michael Bloomberg has come to the rescue:
“This evening I will be flying on El Al to Tel Aviv to show solidarity with the Israeli people and to demonstrate that it is safe to fly in and out of Israel.
“I also stand in solidarity with the Israeli people because they don’t drink Big Gulps.”
Okay, he didn’t say that about the Jews, but I bet he was thinking it.
Michael will be safe because the Jews have THE DOME!
(Not to be compared with Christian Tea-party hating— Stephen King’s Dome)
By the way, Nobody Knows why WE don’t have a missile shield like Israel. We helped develop Israel’s dome, and we helped pay for it, and yet, WE don’t get one?
And speaking of things WE DON”T GET…(Like a southern border)
It’s now being reported that most of the illegal’s coming in from South America already have illegal families here, and they are not running away from ‘drug lords’ and crime, and poverty, after all, they can get that here–they are just finally coming in to join their families who are already here.
And Nobody Knows why Stephen King made this very racist tweet about the whole situation:
Revised Tea Party Gospel: “Suffer the little children come unto me. Unless they’re undocumented kids from Central America.”
Yes, Stephen hates tea-party Christians. We should fight racism. I suggest we march on Stephen King’s lawn with our angry dogs in tow, and bring as many illegal families as we can for him to feed. After all Mr. King, isn’t it about time you stop scaring us?
(Stephen hasn’t been quite right since he joined the rich and famous.)
And speaking of families…
Even though they deny it, the Obama have bought a house in California, where Obama can play golf every single day, like all the other retiring Presidents used to do.
The First Family is believed to be in escrow on a contemporary home in a gated community where entertainers Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby once maintained estates.
Over-the-top exterior features include a pool with a 20-foot waterfall, a rock lagoon, two spas, a misting system and a putting green with a sand trap.
Will they sell their house in Chicago? Or will they be like all the rich people they hang out with—- Have a house in every city?
Enquiring nobody minds want to know…Will Michelle do her own shopping? Will they allow me to program her shopping cart?
Can you imagine Michelle on Rodeo Drive and a shopping cart says to her,
“You must not buy that $35,000 purse. Give that money to your local Christian charity. Pick that $15.00 fake leather at Wal-Mart! ” GOOD CHOICE!”
And speaking of having a house in every city…( yes, we are still talking about the Obama’s and their now, 3 houses….)
If those illegals come to your small town, be SURE to tell them to pass you up, and go to New York.
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio signed into law a measure that creates a municipal identification card that can now be used by illegal immigrants to access government services, rent an apartment and open a bank account.
“Today we’re living up to our highest ideals, and today we’re saying that no one should be left out [of the Cloward-Piven looting spree],” said City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito, calling the signing of the bill into law an “historic” moment, the New York Daily News reported. Ms. Mark-Viverito, along with fellow council members Carlos Menchaca and Daniel Dromm — all Democrats — said the new ID card gives the city’s estimated 500,000 illegal immigrants the opportunity to open bank accounts and rent housing, and even take advantage of certain government services.
Nobody Knows, if BECAUSE of this last bit of “screw you America, you will work till you die to support illegal’s who will take your jobs” inspired someone to put a “I surrender” white flag on top of the Brooklyn Bridge—-but I’d buy that a frustrated American did that rather than some Muslim climbing up the poles, wouldn’t you? 
And that’s about it for this week…but I do have one last thing to say. The whole world is being kept in a massive dome of complete ignorance. It’s getting harder and harder to know whose lying and whose not. Nobody Thinks we will never know the truth, but that doesn’t mean we should put up with our country becoming Hispanic.
It’s time we break the glass dome and plant our American flag again…don’t you think?
Otherwise…THIS….will be our future. (Whatever you do, do NOT go there.)
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