Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS The Pizza Man
Nobody’s Perfect
Most every week, it’s incredibly easy to find people doing stupid things…but this week, I just couldn’t choose one particular one:
Obama? Playing golf while WWIII is starting in the Middle East, Muslims are calling for the Jews extinction all over the globe, N. Korea threatens to nuke the White House, Putin is gathering power by force, and the whole country is furious at him for opening our borders and DUMPING illegals into our cities and towns to be taken care of, and he is doing it in secret. Which impeachable moment do we start with?
George Will? For even assuming that the millions of illegals will become Americans in heart and soul.
Pelosi? For rushing down to the border, and doing her best Zelda Rubinstein Poltergeist imitation on the border.
“Come on in! All are welcome! All are welcome! Go into the light!”
My local police?— for sending the whole police force out to protect our local Mosque, allowing more than our usual nightly head count of dead black men.
Hamas?— for breaking the peace agreement, not once, but five times, and sacrificing their own children to death.
ISIS?— for beheading little Christian children and blowing up Jonah’s tomb.
No…the big news this week is that there is so much bad news, (Having to listen to Madeline Albright ONE MORE TIME among them) that almost all the citizens of the country, are appalled that the Congress had decided to take their big five-week vacation, while the country is in a crisis.
Even though Obama is taking a vacation too, somehow Congress gets the blame.
Tell me: Who has taken MORE vacations? Obama, or Congress?
Nobody Thinks: our government…has died. It’s dead. It no longer functions. It’s AOL. The international vultures are standing on the sidelines waiting…the hungry greedy flies are circling..
Which is why this week I decided to put the contest between: Our government (CONGRESS and Obama) VS…the pizza man of Flatbread.
8:30 p.m. A pizza delivery guy walked into an elderly man’s house to find that the man “looked dead” and was surrounded by flies. The delivery guy assumed the man had expired, left the residence and had his manager call 911. The man was only sleeping and stated that he no longer wants his pizza.
So…Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for this week?
The delivery guy who didn’t know enough to feel a pulse?
OR…
Congress for going on vacation when our borders are being invaded?
On the other hand— if Obama would be a real President and STAY in Washington and do his job, maybe Congress would stick around too.
I pick….Obama! Yep, he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award again for reasons I talk about every single day.
I think the pizza man was just a good guy. Think about it: There’s very few people left in the country that are looking at Washington D.C. and not seeing a dead body.
Maybe we should all call 911.
“Ring, Hello. 911. What’s your emergency?”
“Our government is dead. There IS no pulse. Please send help immediately!”
and bring lots of pizza.
Are you, like me, sick of them all?
Nobody Flashes
Whoa.
Hillary Clinton just basically said that President George W. Bush made her proud to be an American.
She didn’t say, on what days.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton declared that former President George W. Bush inspired her patriotism and made her proud of her American roots, according to The Washington Times.
She said this mostly because George gave billions to Africa to fight aids, or so she says. Democrats LOVE It when you spread taxpayers money around the world.
This is no surprise because the Bushes and the Clintons have ALWAYS been close. It’s almost as if they had a meeting long ago and said, “Look we’ll alternate the power so the people think they are actually voting for different agenda’s, and work with each other on the side.”
When they get in office,— nothing changes. They give each other parties and metals.
Remember, we had the black vote BEFORE the women’s vote, so Obama was just a breather.
Nevertheless, Hillary doesn’t say these things without a reason., Is she is distancing herself from Obama, or trying to get some conservative women’s vote…or trying to show she will work with republicans if elected?
You know what? I am totally sick of them all.
And according to the news…so is most of America.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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