Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS The Pizza Man

Nobody’s Perfect

Most every week, it’s incredibly easy to find people doing stupid things…but this week, I just couldn’t choose one particular one:

Obama? Playing golf while WWIII is starting in the Middle East, Muslims are calling for the Jews extinction all over the globe, N. Korea threatens to nuke the White House, Putin is gathering power by force, and the whole country is furious at him for opening our borders and DUMPING illegals into our cities and towns to be taken care of, and he is doing it in secret. Which impeachable moment do we start with?

George Will? For even assuming that the millions of illegals will become Americans in heart and soul.

Pelosi? For rushing down to the border, and doing her best Zelda Rubinstein Poltergeist imitation on the border.

“Come on in! All are welcome! All are welcome! Go into the light!”

My local police?— for sending the whole police force out to protect our local Mosque, allowing more than our usual nightly head count of dead black men.

Hamas?— for breaking the peace agreement, not once, but five times, and sacrificing their own children to death.

ISIS?— for beheading little Christian children and blowing up Jonah’s tomb.

No…the big news this week is that there is so much bad news, (Having to listen to Madeline Albright ONE MORE TIME among them) that almost all the citizens of the country, are appalled that the Congress had decided to take their big five-week vacation, while the country is in a crisis.

Even though Obama is taking a vacation too, somehow Congress gets the blame.

Tell me: Who has taken MORE vacations? Obama, or Congress?

Nobody Thinks: our government…has died. It’s dead. It no longer functions. It’s AOL. The international vultures are standing on the sidelines waiting…the hungry greedy flies are circling..

Which is why this week I decided to put the contest between: Our government (CONGRESS and Obama) VS…the pizza man of Flatbread.

 8:30 p.m. A pizza delivery guy walked into an elderly man’s house to find that the man “looked dead” and was surrounded by flies. The delivery guy assumed the man had expired, left the residence and had his manager call 911. The man was only sleeping and stated that he no longer wants his pizza.

So…Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for this week?

The delivery guy who didn’t know enough to feel a pulse?

OR…

Congress for going on vacation when our borders are being invaded?

On the other hand— if Obama would be a real President and STAY in Washington and do his job, maybe Congress would stick around too.

I pick….Obama! Yep, he wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award again for reasons I talk about every single day.

I think the pizza man was just a good guy. Think about it:  There’s very few people left in the country that are looking at Washington D.C. and not seeing a dead body.

Maybe we should all call 911.

“Ring, Hello. 911. What’s your emergency?”

“Our government is dead. There IS no pulse.  Please send help immediately!”

and bring lots of pizza.

July 28, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American History, Barack Obama, Congress, Uncategorized | Congress, corruption, History, Obama