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Nobody’s Perfect: Barry VS Damon

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, I wanted to let loose on Geraldo. The selfie junkie was attacking The Drudge Report for saying negative things about ‘his’ people:Geraldo

Geraldo Rivera has denounced the Drudge Report for carrying news stories that show some of the negative consequences and dangers from allowing vast numbers of youngsters to enter the country illegally and be spread across the country by the Obama administration.

Okay. Geraldo is like the blind prostitute. You really have to hand it to him.

How can he attack Drudge? Really? Whose side is he on? Where else can you get so much information in one place? If not for the Drudge Report, I couldn’t have found my two losers for today! (Thanks Matt)

So, let’s get started:

Today’s contestants: Marion Barry VS Arwa Damon.

Only in the city as corrupt as Washington D.C. could a mayor who went to prison for smoking crack get reelected. Yes, the good Marion was brought back into the Mayor’s office by popular demand.Marion Barry

And it seems, he took another wrong turn:

Councilman Marion Barry, the former mayor of D.C., was spotted driving the wrong way down Pennsylvania Avenue before colliding with another car, MyFoxDC reported.

The cause of the crash was being investigated. Police said Mr. Barry was cited for driving on the wrong side of the road, expired tags and not having insurance.

Of course, when you’ve been a democrat as long as Mr. Barry, you have to expect a wrong turn every couple of hours. No doubt he just took a wrong turn trying to find the White House.

And then we have Arwa Damon, a reporter for CNN:Arwas Damon

A​rwa Damon, described by the cable network as a senior international correspondent, was intoxicated and abusive to a medical team stationed on the grounds of the embassy, where Damon did not have authority to be, ​according to the $2 million lawsuit​ filed in Manhattan on Monday​.

CNN ​is being sued by two EMTs who say a foreign ​correspondent ​for the cable news network ​bit them​ ​in a drunken rage outside the US Embassy​ in Baghdad​.

Wow! Sounds like something Geraldo would to.

Nobody Wonders if MS. Damon was having trouble finding another feminist in Baghdad? Really, I’d get drunk too if I felt like I was not being respected by the men in Baghdad, and being told that should cover up my body.

Okay, so I wouldn’t. Baghdad is not on my ‘need to visit’ bucket list.

Still the real question here is WHERE did she bite these EMTs? Since Geraldo wasn’t there to report, we might never know.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?Geraldo one

Guess.

August 4, 2014 - Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , ,

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