Joyanna Adams

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CNN: Making our Day!

Nobody Flashes

When CNN went after the poor kid who made the video of CNN and Trump, trying to silence his free speech…

I bet they never imagined what would happen.

Now they know. And don’t you wonder what all the liberals who made all these movies are thinking about all this?

Ha ha!

Enjoy!

July 15, 2017 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

CNN: Making Money off of President Trump…That’s all!

Nobody Wins

Everybody has heard the expression: “Follow the Money.” And nine times out of ten, if you follow who benefits monetarily from anything, you will find the truth.

Somebody is getting rich. Most of the time, it’s not you or me.

So, let’s take some problems and see where we get if we use the expression, “Follow the Money.”

Take the ‘fake’ news outrage that has been going on for a year as a prime example.

Make anything sensational, and it sells. Every time there is a thunderstorm anywhere on the planet, it becomes the next possible Armageddon. Why? So people will stay glued to their TV sets.

When I was growing up, the weatherman would say, “We’ll have some thunderstorms tonight, and tomorrow, more sunshine.” Okay. No big deal.

Now, it’s “THE THUNDERSTORM IS APPROACHING FROM THE WEST, AND THERE might BE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS, AND DANGEROUS LIGHTING!” Be afraid…do NOT go anywhere least you die. Cancel everything!

YES! Stay home and watch the ads on TV.

And floods, we have had way too many since Obama got chemtrail happy. But, floods, are nothing new. Even Mark Twain remarked about the great flood of the Mississippi, in 1927 where he noticed that the cows would drown because they refused to move. The horses on the other hand, would get out-of-the-way. Back then, they didn’t have Al Gore telling them it was the end of the world.

Al Gore has become a very rich man, selling doomsday and fear on a natural occurring phenomenon: mother nature and weather.

Peace doesn’t sell. Happiness, won’t sell. Only conflict.

Conflict. It makes a lot of people a lot of money, doesn’t it? Al Sharpton sure made a nice living off ‘race.’
And the divide between the two parties, which give us a do-nothing government, is making GREAT revenues for just about everybody in the media. They are getting very rich getting nothing done, aren’t they? Congress just shortened their working days. Obamacare, can’t be repealed.

It’s too complicated: Stay tuned. Everybody is fighting over it. It might take YEARS…in the meantime…stay tuned!

From Rush Limbaugh, to CNN…conflict. Conflict sells…it’s now sells ads better than sex.

People are GLUED to their cable TV’s, iPhone, and radios…to hear the latest conflicts and fights between the democrats and the republicans. And it’s a war.

Yes, it’s war…the movie stars against the red-neck Americans, against President Trump. The progressives against the conservatives, the whites against the blacks, the women against the men…war.

War. War. Hate. War…OMG…President Trump is being killed each night in Shakespeare and how DARE you take away our free speech! Have you any idea how many viewers watch him being assassinated every night?

(Ca-Ching! Ca-Ching! (tap that link) Ca-Ching!)

When CNN was caught on tape admitting there was no substance to the Russia/Trump collusion story, it was all for ratings, we can pretty much assume that they will keep it up…because it’s all about the headlines which leads to the bottom line, which gives them the money to keep up their vacation homes in Martha’s Vineyard.

And while we are all watching the ‘fight’, the “contests’, the outrageous lies, as nothing ever gets done for the American people, they (Media moguls and politicians) are laughing all the way to the bank.

Nobody wins, when the ruling class is making BIG money, off not getting anything done.
Want to get rid of Obamacare? Lower Taxes? WAIT…we need MORE TIME.

And more time means more big money made for the companies that fund the news.

Wait, you might say: there really IS a big difference in all these divisions…historically speaking, they’ve been around forever.

True. But never in history has there been so much money made off of…imaginary conflicts in the media.

Like Van Jones just admitted about the Russia/Trump story: It’s all a nothingburger. And how much money did Van Jones make spreading all those lies?

(Cha-ching!)

In other words, just follow the money.

 

 

 

 

June 28, 2017 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Icebuckets of Mysteries

Nobody Knows

Here we are, another week of mystery abounds, and so I’m going to start out with one which I supposed would be on every conspiracy theory site ever invented:  because it sure wasn’t in the news:Louis Freeh

Former FBI Director Louis Freeh was stable in a New Hampshire hospital after he was seriously injured in a single-car accident Monday afternoon in Vermont, police said. Details of his condition weren’t released, but a law enforcement official told NBC News that Freeh suffered a broken leg, cuts on his head and other injuries.

Freeh, 64, was flown by helicopter to Dartmouth Hitchcock Medical Center in Lebanon, New Hampshire, from the scene in Barnard, Vermont, where he drove his gray 2010 GMC Yukon off the road and into a mail box about noon, Vermont State Police said in a statement.

Mmmmmm…off the road, and into a mailbox at noon? Who runs into a mailbox at NOON?

So then you have to ask yourself–who would want to kill the head of the FBI, the man who knows all the real secrets of all the politicians?

Oh…………………………………………………nobody.

And speaking of nobody—-

Naked Man

Naked Man


Cops everywhere seem to have their hands full:

A naked man had to be sedated at a hemp festival in southern Oregon after police said he damaged cars, started fights and kicked an officer.

Nobody Knows how hard it was to get a 6’3″—- 250 pound wild man with no clothes on into a police car, and which brave cop grabbed him……and we also don’t know how many people at that festival just looked over and said—

“Wow man…check out that dude. That soda is really killer man…lets go get some, uh…look at those pigs man…and Hey! cool it dude!. Chill man… “

And speaking of killers….this could be GOOD news! And bad news…

************Douglas McCain

An American convert to Islam who had gone to Syria to fight with the Islamic State, also called ISIS, was killed over the weekend, his uncle told CNN. The body and passport of Douglas MacArthur McCain, 33, originally of San Diego, California, was discovered by members of the Free Syrian Army after he was killed in a firefight with the group.

Okay, we’re sorry for his mom…but really, think about it: SOMEBODY from the Free Syrian Army found this guy in California and helped get him into Syria.

McCain was likely among the dozens of U.S. citizens that Holder said were involved in roughly 7,000 foreign fighters that U.S. intelligence agencies estimate to be operating in Syria,

And they WONDER why we want the border closed.

And speaking of closed…Cnn


Time Warner is gasping for air. CNN is still downsizing. Like the rest of America, it’s getting rid of about 40 of its highest paid journalists, and replacing them with cheap labor. It might actually get better.  Which leads me to my next two unknowable questions—-


Nobody Knows that when Columbus landed in Cuba, the natives actually thought he was God. He found this out because he captured a few of them and taught them as much English as he could, and they told him…THEY thought he was God. And so, he used them. He didn’t refute them. He let them believe it. He said this;Columbus

“These men are still traveling with me, and although they have been with us now a long time, they continue to entertain the idea that I have descended from heaven: and on our arrival at any new place they published this, crying out immediately with a loud voice to the other Indians, “Come, come and look upon being of a celestial race!.” upon which both women and men, children and adults, young me and old, when they got rid of the fear they at first entertained, would come out in throngs, crowding the roads to see us, some bringing food, others drinks, with astonishing affection and kindness. “

There you go. Pretend to be God, get trusted men to proclaimed you are god, and people bring you gifts! Great trick.

(Hey, it worked in 2008!)

And speaking of tricks, will they EVER send Lois Lerner to jail for lying to Congress? Will they ever get to see those emails?

Nobody Knows.


But I do know one thing this week: The splash your head with ice thing going around is kind of silly, and if you have to be silly, then Dave Barry is your man.

And so I end another week, not knowing why Maureen Dowd can sometimes make sense, (It’s a contradiction in physics)–why America has to close their swimming pools in the middle of summer–why the bees are so tiny this year—-Why men would want to jump in and videotape great white sharks, and why I can’t be in a better mood after the last few weeks. Could be my surgery. (NOTE: ALWAYS put sunscreen on your back.)

Nobody Knows if I will succeed in getting my sense of humor back, but I do know…

It’s possible…I’m getting out my old Dave Barry books.

Forgive me, Ridley.

 

August 27, 2014 Posted by | FBI, Islam, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Barry VS Damon

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, I wanted to let loose on Geraldo. The selfie junkie was attacking The Drudge Report for saying negative things about ‘his’ people:Geraldo

Geraldo Rivera has denounced the Drudge Report for carrying news stories that show some of the negative consequences and dangers from allowing vast numbers of youngsters to enter the country illegally and be spread across the country by the Obama administration.

Okay. Geraldo is like the blind prostitute. You really have to hand it to him.

How can he attack Drudge? Really? Whose side is he on? Where else can you get so much information in one place? If not for the Drudge Report, I couldn’t have found my two losers for today! (Thanks Matt)

So, let’s get started:

Today’s contestants: Marion Barry VS Arwa Damon.

Only in the city as corrupt as Washington D.C. could a mayor who went to prison for smoking crack get reelected. Yes, the good Marion was brought back into the Mayor’s office by popular demand.Marion Barry

And it seems, he took another wrong turn:

Councilman Marion Barry, the former mayor of D.C., was spotted driving the wrong way down Pennsylvania Avenue before colliding with another car, MyFoxDC reported.

The cause of the crash was being investigated. Police said Mr. Barry was cited for driving on the wrong side of the road, expired tags and not having insurance.

Of course, when you’ve been a democrat as long as Mr. Barry, you have to expect a wrong turn every couple of hours. No doubt he just took a wrong turn trying to find the White House.

And then we have Arwa Damon, a reporter for CNN:Arwas Damon

A​rwa Damon, described by the cable network as a senior international correspondent, was intoxicated and abusive to a medical team stationed on the grounds of the embassy, where Damon did not have authority to be, ​according to the $2 million lawsuit​ filed in Manhattan on Monday​.

CNN ​is being sued by two EMTs who say a foreign ​correspondent ​for the cable news network ​bit them​ ​in a drunken rage outside the US Embassy​ in Baghdad​.

Wow! Sounds like something Geraldo would to.

Nobody Wonders if MS. Damon was having trouble finding another feminist in Baghdad? Really, I’d get drunk too if I felt like I was not being respected by the men in Baghdad, and being told that should cover up my body.

Okay, so I wouldn’t. Baghdad is not on my ‘need to visit’ bucket list.

Still the real question here is WHERE did she bite these EMTs? Since Geraldo wasn’t there to report, we might never know.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?Geraldo one

Guess.

August 4, 2014 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Kathy Griffins & Anderson Cooper: Will the Blow Job Continue?

Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin may make their popular New Year’s Eve specials a regular thing. I hear the duo filmed a pilot today at the CNN studios in the Time Warner Center in New York. Details about the hourlong project are sketchy, but I’ve learned that it had a lot of humor in it and filmed in front of a live audience — which I hear included new CNN topper— Jeff Zucker.

Isn’t that special?

Nobody Wonders

When your down in the ratings, you get in the gutter. It works every time. Most of us can’t resist watching the disasters can we? I’ve seen the movie 2012 at LEAST 4 times.

So, we see here that Kathy has daddy issues growing up, and Anderson Cooper really is embarrassed because his boyfriend was probably watching this New Year’s Eve celebration of CNN, along with millions of underage kids around the world, but did that matter to Kathy?

Nope. .

Kathy will do just about anything to get attention…so you have to wonder that IF Anderson Cooper agrees to do a show with Kathy, will his reputation as a respected journalist will go down the drain?

Not that I watch either one of them, but I did feel sorry for him here. What will they do to top this? Kathy will be going: “Come on out there! Who wants to see Anderson TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES!”

As a former entertainer, I know how easy it is to get an audience to cheer just about anything…especially when they’re drunk.

Did Kathy NOT know that Anderson was gay when she was doing this? It’s possible, because she is too much of a liberal to make fun of gays, but Nobody Wonders why anyone would dial in to see the two of them together again. I suspect this idea is being floated around the internet as a test for possible programs.

Why not just give Kathy her own reality show? She could get a roomful of gay guys and go at it.

People, would watch…If Rome is falling, then let the games keep the “less informed” entertained…right?

 

 

March 27, 2013 Posted by | American Culture | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Should Obama Even…Golf?

Nobody’s Opinion

Obama was out playing golf yesterday…on his 51st birthday. But listen to this newscast. Look how they twist the facts…and leave out important notes.

First: Woodrow Wilson played 1,000 “rounds” of golf? That could mean only nine holes. And that was long before a whole city had to shut down just to allow the Presidential motorcade stop everyone’s day. Also, Woodrow Wilson and Eisenhower served two terms. But…did those guys take as many vacations as Obama has? Go to as many fundraisers? (Which I could imagine is really hard..wine and dine on the best food in the world, stay at the best hotels, etc, spent a gazillion dollars flying around on Air Force One.) And Obama plays a lot of basketball too. Obama has played ten times more than Bush did in his two terms of office. And yet, they act at CNN as if Obama has done NOTHING wrong..

Second: According to this tape, Mitt Romney…adds additions to his house instead of playing golf. OH…the HORROR!

Notice how insidious this is. Romney is “paying” people to “build” his homes, which is giving some construction workers some much-needed work. Romney is NOT the President of the United States, who is suppose to be putting his hours into running the country, which Obama is doing a piss poor job of. In fact, the only time he works is when he signs an executive order.

That’s it. That’s the only time he works as our President. And most of those “orders” border on treason.

Notice how they turn the President’s playing golf  (wasting time while WE are paying him to do a job..to RELAX) while that rich Mitt Romney is just going around spending his OWN money. They talk about Mitt with malice and hatred for…THE RICH. Which they want you to think, Obama is not, so he deserves to play.

CNN is sucking up big time here, hoping you buy this “comparison.” Right. The Americans people are ‘suckers’ for letting this man rip us off as much as he does. He is suppose to be WORKING for us! Not having the time of his life vacationing every single chance he gets. And playing golf, IS a vacation. It’s not like he needs the exercise.

President George W. Bush got caught on the golf course once and he was sort of a smart alec. (And they USED that video over and over again. ) He wisely gave it up, and took up bike riding! (LOL!) Which is cheaper.

Mr Bush later gave up golf, saying in a 2008 interview: “I don’t want to some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander-in-chief playing golf… And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”

Mr Obama’s Sunday golf game prompted anger in Poland, where the Warsaw Business Post carried a headline reading: “Obama goes golfing instead of attending Kaczynskis’ funeral”.

Obama was playing golf at Andrews Air Force Base on Saturday before heading to Camp David, the private presidential retreat in Maryland’s Catoctin (kuh-TAHK’-tin) Mountains.

It’s easy to get hooked on golf…Mr. President. Better get as many “free” rounds in as you can.

Next year, you’ll be playing on your own.

August 6, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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