Where oh Where Have You Been Middle Class Joe? Say it isn’t so.
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Joe gave his usual speech about the greatness of Unions in Detroit today. Yes, bankrupt Detroit. That city run by Unions. The city run by Democrats. The beautiful shining city light on the hill. The city that everyone wants to live in, where the street lights are out, dogs roam the streets, and the people HAVE water, but either can’t afford to pay their water bills, or have decided free water is a union RIGHT.
But that didn’t stop Joe for claiming that the Unions built America. Joe is just a middle class guy.
Joe Biden went on to end this rousing speech about how they were going to get those guys! (The rich) And he ended it with this:
“Folks, the American people have not stopped dreaming! The American people have not walked away from what they believe they’re entitled to. Just give them a chance! No hand out, just give them a chance! (Applause) Because once you give them Americans a chance, they have never, never, never, never ever let their country down! Never! So folks, it’s time to take back America as we said. It’s time change the tax code! It’s time to make sure you get the equal share, because ladies and gentleman, if you don’t, if we don’t, America is in trouble! And we’ve always done best when we act as one America. Everybody in the deal. Everybody. And as long as I’m around and as long as the guys behind me are around we’re going to fight with every breath in this to make sure we reestablish the bargain. God bless you! Don’t give up! Keep dreaming! We’re going to come back.”
“We’re going to TAKE BACK AMERICA?”
Uh…Aren’t you the Vice President Joe? Who are we taking it back from…Obama?
I thought Obama and Joe have been in charge? Where IS Joe? Isn’t he in Washington? I mean—- why does he have to come back? Where did he go?
It could be Joe is telling you a little secret here. According to an FBI agent who knows, middle class Joe flies back on Air Force Two at least twice a week to his hometown (costing us billons) and he has given orders to the FBI, to keep the nuclear football at least an hour away from him, because he wants to KEEP looking like that middle class guy and not have all those limo’s following him. There are only two nuclear footballs. So, if something should happen to Obama, we could all be dead, because Joe Biden couldn’t get to the football in time to save us.
Yes, America would look like Detroit sooner rather than later.
Good to know Joe. You’re right. We’ve never let the country down, but you sure have.
Joe wants the corporations to give us all an equal share, he wants to tax those companies that are still left…MORE. He wants to bring back the unions, the unions who demanded so much from companies they all left.
Wow. Obama and Joe are campaigning as if they were not President and Vice President.
Well, bust my angry orchard and throw me an apple. This is a new level of hopeful audacity.
