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Nobody’s Perfect: Bruce Levenson VS Lois Lerner

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week’s we have two people who realized they sent some pretty damaging emails:bruce-levenson

Bruce Levenson VS Lois Lerner.

Let’s take Bruce first:

It seems two years ago, Bruce Levenson, the owner of the Atlantic Hawks, sent an email to the Hawks general manager trying to figure out how to actually start making money with his team. Unlike in other cities, white people were NOT coming to the games, and the blacks who were attending, were just not spending much money.

“Over the past several years, I’ve spent a lot of time grappling with low attendance at our games and the need for the Hawks to attract more season ticket holders and corporate sponsors,” Levenson said in the statement. “Over that time, I’ve talked with team executives about the need for the Hawks to build a more diverse fan base that includes more suburban whites, and I shared my thoughts on why our efforts to bridge Atlanta’s racial sports divide seemed to be failing.

“I have told them I want some white cheerleaders and while I don’t care what the color of the artist is, I want the music to be music familiar to a 40 year old white guy if that’s our season tixs [sic] demo,” Levenson wrote in the email. “I have also balked when every fan picked out of crowd to shoot shots in some timeout contest is black. I have even bitched that the kiss cam is too black.”

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Were these girls PAID to sit there?

The KISS cam is too black? Whoa. That’s low.

What’s a poor Jewish white guy owner to do? Why—- confess! And apologize! And show the whole world what a bigoted racist he is!

Does he think Obama might give him a job as the new Czar of basketball? With this kind of white liberal remorse, he might even get a buyer for the team, like that rich liberal Ted Turner. Or China? or Russia!  He could very well get a few billion for his white liberal guilt. .

Stupid, he isn’t.

White people don’t want to go into a black neighborhood and listen to rap music at the game, so he says.

Do BLACK people go into white neighborhoods to watch hockey and listen to AC/DC?Lois lerner IRS

What am I missing here? (money)

And then there’s the Lois Lerner who “lost’ her emails, and nearly every email in the whole IRS data bank that had the word Obama and Tea Party in it. Never mind that the NSA has it.

The IRS…doesn’t.

“First it was only Lois Lerner,” Rep. Issa said. “Now we learn there are 5 others, several months after the administration supposedly came clean about email losses.

But WAIT!

“The committee has recently learned that Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration has identified 760 IRS exchange server drives from the relevant period that currently exist and could contain Ms. Lerner’s emails.”

What? After ALL this time we find out all these missing emails might be somewhere else?

Have they tried looking in Hawaii?

Okay, this isn’t going to be too hard. Who do you think wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the white, Jewish, and racist basketball owner who has been trying to sell this loser of a team for over two-year and he can’t find a buyer?

Or is it the “I did nothing wrong’ liberal tea party racist, who is protecting not only her own deep hatred of tea party citizens, but the fact that the orders to bully and threaten conservatives with the IRS was a plan from the White House all along?Lois Lerner cartoon

And wouldn’t it be nice if, like Bruce Levenson, Lois Lerner brought ALL her ‘lost’ emails to Congress and said the very same thing that Bruce did?

Wouldn’t it be GREAT if she handed over her emails, and then said the same exact words to the public, that Bruce said–which were:

“If you’re angry about what I wrote, you should be. I’m angry at myself, too. It was inflammatory nonsense.”

Of course it would, and that’s why Lois Lerner wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the…year.

It’s one thing to try to make a buck selling a losing team, it’s quite another to illegally harass good citizens with the IRS like a SS Gestapo sergeant-of-arms in heat, and then shred all evidence of your crime, and then LIE about it all, all the while collecting your taxpayer pensions.

Next to Lois Lerner, Levenson looks like…the varsity team in Obama’s back yard.

Personally, I think they’d make a very cute couple.

 

 

 

 

September 8, 2014 Posted by | corruption, democrats, Elites, IRS, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

How About a Trade, Mugabe?

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Obama is having a lot of trouble with his ‘inbox’ lately–he’s always complaining about how mistreated the black man is in America. It’s pretty clear that both Obama and Eric holder think that white people in America, need to stop their racist ways. In fact, I’m starting to get the feeling after Zimmerman and Ferguson, that Barack, Michelle, and Eric, would LOVE to ship all white people out of America, to another place.Mugabe two

And I bet I know just the country he would like us all to move to: Zimbabwe–because the President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, wants all the white people in HIS country to leave:

From the Blaze:

Robert Mugabe said Friday that whites who are still in the country should go back to England as he vowed that those removed from land redistributed to black Zimbabweans would never be allowed to return.

“Don’t they (whites) know where their ancestors came from? The British who are here should all go back to England.

“What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.”

He also doesn’t like gays, WHICH no doubt is why he doesn’t get along with Obama. He has previously referred to lesbians and gays as being “worse than dogs and pigs”.

But, I have a great idea:

Since the black are in the ‘minority’ here–and the whites are in the minority there— How about we make a trade?

I suggest all teenagers caught looting and beating up white people, (like in this video) be expelled forever to Zimbabwe.

After all, it’s their native land.

And since he hates the good white people in his country, (which no doubt are actually doing nothing but being good citizens) he can send them here!

We would welcome them with open arms!

Mugabe has looted so many of their farms, and is a famous looter and beater of whites himself— that these young black men and women would be just the kind of people he could welcome into his idea of a black nation.

Hey, if only common sense ruled the world.

September 8, 2014 Posted by | black violence, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Who Scored the Touchdown in Last Week’s Interviews?

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Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!football fans

That’s the game I think of with the upcoming elections in November, and already the two opposing teams: Team Obama Utopia, and Team GOP WHO ARE WE? are getting ready to rumble.

God, don’t you just hate sports metaphors? Obama doesn’t. He uses them all the time, but last week on Meet the Press, he went with duck metaphors, rushing forward— head down, helmet energized–with what HE thought was a solid kick— but it was intercepted by no other than the GOP’s only rah-rah quarterback that seems to be talking at the moment–Mitt Romney.Met the press

If you compare Obama’s interview with Romney’s–it was obvious old school colors were good to see again; Obama looked very spiffy in his thousand dollar suit and new golf tan, but basically he came up with the same old excuses as to why he just can’t seem to control the ball:

FIRST EXCUSE:

“There are days where I’m not getting enough sleep, because we’ve got a lot on our plate,” he said. “You know, when you’re, when you’re president of the United States, you’re not just dealing with the United States” but also leading the international response to crises around the world, as his administration is in responding to conflicts in Ukraine and the Middle East, as well as the outbreak of Ebola in Africa.

“You know, our inbox gets pretty high.”

The crowd thinks that he doesn’t even KNOW where the inbox is, let alone the plate. He’s had six years to find sleep: Maybe he should put a pillow in his golf cart.

Is the inbox lost in Lois Lerner’s lost hard drive? Is that why so many people are seeing the quarterback getting a hot dog during half time, while the team is getting slaughtered? As for not getting enough sleep? Too many campaign parties, so little time. It’s just so tough being him. Obama balls

NEXT EXCUSE:

“It is always a challenge when you’re supposed to be on vacation. Because you’re followed everywhere. And part of what I’d love is a vacation from … the press,” he said.

Yes, the team is losing and the star quarterback is dining on champagne in the governor’s box. He just went up there for a quick cigar and some caviar at halftime. NOBODY was suppose to know, but some damn joker had a camera. While all photos’ of the star player are supposed to get his approval, he just can’t catch those damn people who call themselves journalists and who have very expansive cell phones. If not for them, nobody would know how many millions of normal lives he upsets in one day. He really needs a vacation from them all.

The FINAL INSULT:

“There’s no doubt that — after having talked to the families, where it was hard for me to hold back tears listening to the pain that they were going through — after the statement that I made, that you know, I should’ve anticipated the optics.”

Yes, there he was caught in the party room, where they have an indoor driving range, and one of his players had just been killed on the field. It didn’t look good that the quarterback was laughing, so in his statement to the press, he told everyone that just SECONDS before, he was holding back tears.

Nobody believed it. Everybody wants to know, ‘Where’s the damn ball?”

You see, in Obama’s football world, nobody knows where the ball is.

The damn ball, is being held by the star quarterback, who is keeping it in his locker room, to bring out at the last-minute. He figures, if HE has the ball, and nobody can find it, maybe everybody will go home and he WILL win the game.

In other words, Obama forces the rules of the game to change, so he always win.

“I want to spend some time, even as we’re getting all our ducks in a row for the executive action, … to make sure that the public understands why we’re doing this, why it’s the right thing for the American people, why it’s the right thing for the American economy,” Obama told Chuck Todd on NBC News’ “Meet the Press.”

(Don’t you love a President who thinks running the country is like putting ducks in a row?”)

Well, football is a game, but being President isn’t and Obama thinks it is. It’s all a game, and it’s all about winning the game, and since the American people are AGAINST amnesty, (And it IS an impeachable offense) he has to hold on to that ball, so that he can bring it out for a touchdown right at the end of the game–so that they won’t have any time to impeach him.

And then, HE WINS! Who knows, he could just say it’s a Presidential “pardon”Obama throwin football

It’s the game plan, but last week, Mitt Romney, the only quarterback who lost the last game against team Obama, due to his many fumbles, got the ball back…if only for a few glorious minutes.

In the game of football, you only get one chance to win.

In the game of Presidential elections, sometimes the other team wins by not playing by the rules.

And Obama NEVER plays by the rules.

So, in order to win the next Presidential election, we need a man who will not only point out that Obama is breaking the rules, but if he has to, break a few rules to stop him.

I think in this case, all gloves should be off. (Wait…wrong sport.)

Right about now, the crowd is looking for blood. We want hockey! We want someone to take the ball from Team Obama and smash him over the head with it on their way to victory.

Metaphorically speaking, of course. ( Hi NSA!)

We want to hear….something like this:

This WAS the best touchdown Mitt Romney ever scored!

Too bad, it didn’t happen on the field.

 

September 8, 2014 Posted by | Mitt Romney, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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