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Did I MISS Obama’s statement on the Second Beheading? (Uh…)

Nobody ReportsAmerican beheading

If you are going to capture and behead somebody, better it be somebody who usually doesn’t carry a weapon.

As everyone in the world knows: Another American journalists was beheaded. He’s British, and looks to be of African origin—-and he has this message for Obama:

“I’m back, Obama, and I’m back because of your arrogant foreign policy towards the Islamic State,”

  British Prime Minister David Cameron, when told of the video, condemned the Islamic State for its actions and called the video “disgusting.” He said it was an “absolutely disgusting, despicable act,” and said he would be making a longer statement later.

What did Obama say?

Nothing. albert

September 2, 2014 Posted by | Islam, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.scientists

I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?

Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:

A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.

They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead  to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.

So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?Michael Sams

How’s that working out?

Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?

I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.

And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex: Fruit Flies

There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies

This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!

Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.Fat lesbian

And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.

Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?

No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?

Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?

(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)

No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.Obama golf two

From Glenn Beck:

How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”

So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.

The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.

Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.

Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.

Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.

Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.

That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.

September 2, 2014 Posted by | Government Waste, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

   

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