Net Neutrality: Amnesty: Golf
Nobody Wins
Lots of things are happening behind closed doors while the media is keeping your eyes on North Korea, Israel, and the Royal Wedding.
FIRST: The democrats are busy trying to get back control of the internet. They passed a restore net neutrality bill which I’m sure will probably fall off President Trump’s desk and be stomped on with his best gold veto shoe.
Chairman Pai told reporters last Thursday that the FCC’s repeal of net neutrality will not harm consumers and offer Americans a cheaper and faster Internet experience.
“The effect of this will be better, faster, cheaper internet access and the free and open internet that we have had for many, many years,” Pai explained.
SECOND:
And while we are all suddenly concerned about why a white American Daddy may not be well enough to walk his daughter down the royal isle, Never-Trumpers in Congress are trying to get an amnesty for millions of illegals. Among the most surprising is Mia Love.
Remember how they made SUCH a big deal out of her and how she sounded like such a sensible conservative? Wow, were WE fooled.
What they say to get elected.
Here’s the list: Make note, you can always vote them out:
Rep. Scott Taylor (R-VA) (202) 225-4215 (Facebook)
Rep. Dan Newhouse (R-WA) (202) 225-5816 (Facebook)
Rep. Rodney Davis (R-IL) (202) 225-2371 (Facebook)
Rep Mark Amodei (R-NV) 202 225-6155 (Facebook)
Rep Mike Coffman (R-CO) (202) 225-7882 Facebook
Rep. Jeff Denham (R-CA)(202) 225-4540 (Facebook)
Rep. Mia Love (R-UT) (202) 225-3011 (Facebook)
Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA) (202) 225-4276 (Facebook)
Rep. Peter King (R-NY) (202) 225-7896 (Facebook)
Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-FL) (202) 225-2778 (Facebook)
Rep. Ryan Costello (R-PA) (202) 225-4315 (Facebook)
Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI) (202) 225-3761 (Facebook)
Rep. John Faso (R-NY) (202) 225-5614 (Facebook)
Rep. John Katko (R-NY) (202) 225-3701 (Facebook)
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-UT) (202) 225-9730 (Facebook)
Rep. Susan Brooks (R-IN) (202) 225-2276 (Facebook)
Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) (202) 225-3635 (Facebook)
Rep. Glenn Thompson (R-PA) (202) 225-5121 (Facebook)
Rep. Mike Simpson (R-ID) (202) 225-5531 (Facebook)
Rep. Mimi Walters (R-CA) (202) 225-5611 (Facebook)
Rep. Leonard Lance (R-NJ) (202) 225-5361 (Facebook)
Rep. Pat Meehan (R-PA) (202) 225-2011 (Facebook)
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) (202) 225-4611 (Facebook)
Rep. Tom MacArthur (R-NJ) (202) 225-4765 (Facebook)
Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ) (202) 225-3765 (Facebook)
Rep. Jennifer Gonzalez Colon (R-Puerto Rico) (202) 225-2615
Rep. Will Hurd (R-TX) (202) 225-4511 (Facebook)
Rep. Bruce Poliquin (R-ME) (202) 225-6306 (Facebook)
And last but not least, this picture has to prove, that golf is probably more addicting than heroin.
Volcano explodes behind you? Free stroke.
MUCH more Important: Making par and winning that $100 dollar bet.
I can actually see my dear father (rest his soul) doing this. Ask any golf brat…it’s much like being an army brat except your father usually comes home for dinner. And if you dare to NOT keep your head down as you take that backswing, you might as well offer to be the caddy, and wash the golf cart.
I’m just saying. I mean…it’s just a volcano. You just play through the ash. Ask ANY golfer.
No problem. The balls are white and yellow. Easy to spot.
Donald Trump & The Elite Drunken Birds of Fraud and Waste
Nobody’s Opinion
Remember when Donald Rumsfield, on September the 10th, announced that $2.3 trillion dollars had gone missing from the Pentagon? The next day the Accounting Office of the Pentagon was destroyed on 9/11. The subject was never brought up again.
The media hardly EVER talks about the trillions, and billions of our tax dollars that are wasted every single day, and in the meantime, nobody in our government ever goes to jail.
Last week, the battle was ignited between the economic guru, Paul Ryan, against the billionaire, Donald Trump.
I’m hoping Trump puts water boy Ryan in his place.
Paul Ryan, wants to basically cut Social Security and Medicare…but Donald Trump says…no. We don’t have to do that, just cut the waste, get the jobs back, and pay the people who got their money basically stolen out of their paychecks, let them get what they deserve.
Damn right. The government is a greedy money hog and they have been raping the American taxpayers for years.
For instance, nobody knows what happened to the trillions that were taken from the Pentagon before 9/11,…but somebody DID find out, that when Hillary Clinton was in charge of the State Department, you and I, and every hard-working man and woman in this country, were building Mosques all over the Middle East thanks to Hillary Clinton.
I didn’t know that…did you? (see video above)
Donald Trump should bring THAT little bit of information up in his speeches, don’t you think? In the meantime, American roads, and bridges, and cities are crumbling. But little Johnnie Jihad is being given a nice place to train.
Yes, trillions of our taxes, are wasted every year, on the most stupidest projects:
Some of my favorite are funding for stupid things like these:
What makes goldfish feel sexy?
It must have been a hard task to find THAT out, because they wasted $3.9 million of your tax dollars on it. They could have least done the experiment on Salmon..something that people need more of.
Where does it hurt the most to be stung by a bee?
$1 million. I might have thought this one worthwhile if Harry Reid would have been the subject.
How many shakes does it take for a dog to dry off?
$390,000 dollars were spent on this experiment. Hey, I would have done this for a mere $100,000 and saved the government money.
And my personal favorite:
Do drunk birds slur when they sing?
That cost $5 million. They could have found that out in five minutes…just slip Hillary a few and ask her to sing “God Bless America.” That would have been for the cost of a bottle of vodka.
Wait…I’m insulting the birds..
Okay..it’s HARD to believe the government would waste our money on such ridiculous stuff…unless of course the point of the government is to bankrupt the U.S. so that they can form their One-World-Borderless government.
And that IS the point…clearly.
So…next time you hear the arrogance of Paul Ryan, saying that Donald Trump needs to come to HIS table of economic conservatism..ask yourself how much more of a sucker do you want to be?
Read THIS list from the Heritage foundation, which includes such annoying revelations as this:
Washington will spend $2.6 million training Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly on the job.
It’s clear, Ryan…you lose. Donald Trump will cut a lot of this crap out.
And America will be greater for it.
I’m tired of watching Obama and Michelle spending billions on vacations while we are browbeat by the elites in D.C. who want MORE from us.
And if Donald Trump does not get elected?
Then D.C. will spend even more money next year….on prostitutes, and we will all have to learn Spanish.
And I’ll be getting drunk with my birds.
Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.
I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?
Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:
A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.
They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.
So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?
How’s that working out?
Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?
I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.
And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex:
There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies
This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!
Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.
And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.
Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?
No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?
Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?
(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)
No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.
From Glenn Beck:
How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”
So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.
The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.
Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.
Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.
Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.
Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.
That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.
ONWARD! More spending…
Nobody Flashes
Obama didn’t waste any time getting in front of the camera after getting back from Hawaii and taking charge of the poor and helpless who in this ‘recession’ (that he inherited) where there are no jobs, he is acting to save them. We just have to give these people more money, until they find a job.Of course, the irony is: they CAN’T find a job…Obama has made sure that of that. And the conservatives are complaining that people are too pickey, a CEO should go out and get that service job at McDonalds. It’s a win/win for Obama.
Blaming the mean and cruel republicans for starving and freezing the many people out of work, a problem that the republicans caused, —that story always works for Obama.
And so, Obama says the country is growing! But…until everyone has a service job flipping hamburgers at $15 dollars an hour, we MUST not stop simulating the economy, and the best way to do that, is to just give everyone a check.
I’m still waiting for mine.
Rush Limbaugh explains:
RUSH: It may! To heck with anybody working. Just put everybody on unemployment, and then get out of the way for all the economic growth that’s gonna happen. She’s right, folks. If you are relatively new to the program and you’re hearing our caller, I can understand you probably think, “What a nutcase! What a wacko!” No, she’s right. Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats have bragged about unemployment benefits growing the economy.
She’s said that they are worth it, that every $1 paid in unemployment benefits creates $1.73 in economic output. Sheila Jackson Lee has said it. Pelosi has said it. A number of ranking Democrats have said it. Of course it makes no sense. They’ve said it to justify the failure of their own economic policies. And they know that the database of low-information voters in this country will lap it all up and everything will be fine.
Nobody LOVES Godfrey Bloom
Nobody Flashes
Oh..my…goodness. Where is our American Godfrey Bloom? This guy is great.
(Thanks to Moonbattery)
And on a more humorous note:(Note…I got this email when the weather was actually warmer. Florida will get in the 40’s tomorrow.
Gay Women Are Fat…Who Knew?
Nobody Cares
Last week we found out, that our government cares more about Lesbians, then any of the rest of us, so much in fact, they deem it high on the lists of “things to take care of.” Lesbian FAT is a big concern:
CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance. It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic.”
So…what’s the MOST important word in this sentence? “Minority.”
They want to find out why black gay women are so fat. It all comes down to race.
Could it be…go on…say it…”Food Stamps?”
If they find out that it’s caused by something psychological, in other words, they are bullied by people that don’t like gay people, so they eat more, so therefore anyone that makes fun of them for being gay or fat, which of course, is no fault of their own, will that person be fined? If you are fat and gay, will you get free gym memberships, and extra food stamps to spend at your local upscale whole foods market?
Will the taxpayers have to pay big bucks to get you in shape?
And WHY is it that the gay men are skinnier than everybody else? Could it be they are actually having MORE sex than the average Joe?
Well…there is one gay woman who can solve the problem
Ellen DeGeneres, and Michelle Obama, should get on these gay women…To get off their big butts and…dance.
You can dance anywhere, anytime, and it doesn’t cost the taxpayers one single penny.
But then again…they expect the gay lesbians to take over the world…so is it any wonder that Obama spent $1.5 million to study this national epidemic of fat gay women?
Nobody Thinks the heterosexual fat woman should sue the Feds for discrimination.
Really. This has gone too far: We, the heterosexual fat women of the world: UNITE! And demand our free memberships to Club Fitness.