Joyanna Adams

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Net Neutrality: Amnesty: Golf

Nobody Wins

Lots of things are happening behind closed doors while the media is keeping your eyes on North Korea, Israel, and the Royal Wedding.

FIRST: The democrats are busy trying to get back control of the internet. They passed a restore net neutrality bill which I’m sure will probably fall off President Trump’s desk and be stomped on with his best gold veto shoe. 

Chairman Pai told reporters last Thursday that the FCC’s repeal of net neutrality will not harm consumers and offer Americans a cheaper and faster Internet experience.

“The effect of this will be better, faster, cheaper internet access and the free and open internet that we have had for many, many years,” Pai explained.

SECOND: 

And while we are all suddenly concerned about why a white American Daddy may not be well enough to walk his daughter down the royal isle, Never-Trumpers in Congress are trying to get an amnesty for millions of illegals. Among the most surprising is Mia Love.

Remember how they made SUCH a big deal out of her and how she sounded like such a sensible conservative? Wow, were WE fooled.

What they say to get elected.

Here’s the list: Make note, you can always vote them out:
Rep. Scott Taylor (R-VA) (202) 225-4215 (Facebook)
Rep. Dan Newhouse (R-WA) (202) 225-5816 (Facebook)
Rep. Rodney Davis (R-IL) (202) 225-2371 (Facebook)
Rep Mark Amodei (R-NV) 202 225-6155 (Facebook)
Rep Mike Coffman (R-CO) (202) 225-7882 Facebook
Rep. Jeff Denham (R-CA)(202) 225-4540 (Facebook)
Rep. Mia Love (R-UT) (202) 225-3011 (Facebook)
Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA) (202) 225-4276 (Facebook)
Rep. Peter King (R-NY) (202) 225-7896 (Facebook)
Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-FL) (202) 225-2778 (Facebook)
Rep. Ryan Costello (R-PA) (202) 225-4315 (Facebook)
Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI) (202) 225-3761 (Facebook)
Rep. John Faso (R-NY) (202) 225-5614 (Facebook)
Rep. John Katko (R-NY) (202) 225-3701 (Facebook)
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-UT) (202) 225-9730 (Facebook)
Rep. Susan Brooks (R-IN) (202) 225-2276 (Facebook)
Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) (202) 225-3635 (Facebook)
Rep. Glenn Thompson (R-PA) (202) 225-5121 (Facebook)
Rep. Mike Simpson (R-ID) (202) 225-5531 (Facebook)
Rep. Mimi Walters (R-CA) (202) 225-5611 (Facebook)
Rep. Leonard Lance (R-NJ) (202) 225-5361 (Facebook)
Rep. Pat Meehan (R-PA) (202) 225-2011 (Facebook)
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) (202) 225-4611 (Facebook)
Rep. Tom MacArthur (R-NJ) (202) 225-4765 (Facebook)
Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ) (202) 225-3765 (Facebook)
Rep. Jennifer Gonzalez Colon (R-Puerto Rico) (202) 225-2615
Rep. Will Hurd (R-TX) (202) 225-4511 (Facebook)
Rep. Bruce Poliquin (R-ME) (202) 225-6306 (Facebook)

And last but not least, this picture has to prove, that golf is probably more addicting than heroin.

Volcano explodes behind you? Free stroke.

MUCH more Important: Making par and winning that $100 dollar bet.

I can actually see my dear father (rest his soul) doing this. Ask any golf brat…it’s much like being an army brat except your father usually comes home for dinner. And if you dare to NOT keep your head down as you take that backswing, you might as well offer to be the caddy, and wash the golf cart.

I’m just saying. I mean…it’s just a volcano. You just play through the ash. Ask ANY golfer.

No problem. The balls are white and yellow. Easy to spot.

May 16, 2018 Posted by | Golf, Government Waste, Internet, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Donald Trump & The Elite Drunken Birds of Fraud and Waste

 

 

Nobody’s Opinion

Remember when Donald Rumsfield, on September the 10th, announced that $2.3 trillion dollars had gone missing from the Pentagon?  The next day the Accounting Office of the Pentagon was destroyed on 9/11. The subject was never brought up again.

The media hardly EVER talks about the trillions, and billions of our tax dollars that are wasted every single day, and in the meantime, nobody in our government ever goes to jail.

Last week, the battle was ignited between the economic guru, Paul Ryan, against the billionaire, Donald Trump.

I’m hoping Trump puts water boy Ryan in his place.

Paul Ryan, wants to basically cut Social Security and Medicare…but Donald Trump says…no. We don’t have to do that, just cut the waste, get the jobs back, and pay the people who got their money basically stolen out of their paychecks, let them get what they deserve.

Damn right. The government is a greedy money hog and they have been raping the American taxpayers for years.Sales TAx

For instance, nobody knows what happened to the trillions that were taken from the Pentagon before 9/11,…but somebody DID find out, that when Hillary Clinton was in charge of the State Department, you and I, and every hard-working man and woman in this country, were building Mosques all over the Middle East thanks to Hillary Clinton.

I didn’t know that…did you? (see video above)

Donald Trump should bring THAT little bit of information up in his speeches, don’t you think? In the meantime, American roads, and bridges, and cities are crumbling. But little Johnnie Jihad is being given a nice place to train.

Yes, trillions of our taxes, are wasted every year, on the most stupidest projects:

Some of my favorite are funding for stupid things like these:

What makes goldfish feel sexy?

It must have been a hard task to find THAT out, because they wasted $3.9 million of your tax dollars on it. They could have least done the experiment on Salmon..something that people need more of.

Where does it hurt the most to be stung by a bee?

$1 million. I might have thought this one worthwhile if Harry Reid would have been the subject.

How many shakes does it take for a dog to dry off?

$390,000 dollars were spent on this experiment. Hey, I would have done this for a mere $100,000 and saved the government money.

And my personal favorite:

Do drunk birds slur when they sing?

That cost $5 million. They could have found that out in five minutes…just slip Hillary a few and ask her to sing “God Bless America.”  That would have been for the cost of a bottle of vodka.

Wait…I’m insulting the birds..

Okay..it’s HARD to believe the government would waste our money on such ridiculous stuff…unless of course the point of the government is to bankrupt the U.S. so that they can form their One-World-Borderless government.

And that IS the point…clearly.

So…next time you hear the arrogance of Paul Ryan, saying that Donald Trump needs to come to HIS table of economic conservatism..ask yourself how much more of a sucker do you want to be?

Read THIS list from the Heritage foundation, which includes such annoying revelations as this:

Washington will spend $2.6 million training Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly on the job.

It’s clear, Ryan…you lose. Donald Trump will cut a lot of this crap out.

And America will be greater for it.

I’m tired of watching Obama and Michelle spending billions on vacations while we are browbeat by the elites in D.C. who want MORE from us.

And if Donald Trump does not get elected?

Then D.C. will spend even more money next year….on prostitutes, and we will all have to learn Spanish.

And I’ll be getting drunk with my birds.

 

May 16, 2016 Posted by | Government Waste, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.scientists

I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?

Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:

A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.

They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead  to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.

So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?Michael Sams

How’s that working out?

Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?

I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.

And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex: Fruit Flies

There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies

This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!

Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.Fat lesbian

And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.

Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?

No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?

Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?

(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)

No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.Obama golf two

From Glenn Beck:

How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”

So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.

The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.

Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.

Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.

Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.

Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.

That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.

September 2, 2014 Posted by | Government Waste, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

ONWARD! More spending…

Nobody Flashes

Obama didn’t waste any time getting in front of the camera after getting back from Hawaii and taking charge of the poor and helpless who in this ‘recession’ (that he inherited) where there are no jobs, he is acting to save them. We just have to give these people more money, until they find a job.Of course, the irony is: they CAN’T find a job…Obama has made sure that of that. And the conservatives are complaining that people are too pickey, a CEO should go out and get that service job at McDonalds. It’s a win/win for Obama.Obama creates poor

Blaming the mean and cruel republicans for starving and freezing the many people out of work, a problem that the republicans caused, —that story always works for Obama.

And so, Obama says the country is growing! But…until everyone has a service job flipping hamburgers at $15 dollars an hour, we MUST not stop simulating the economy, and the best way to do that, is to just give everyone a check.

I’m still waiting for mine.

Rush Limbaugh explains:

RUSH: It may! To heck with anybody working. Just put everybody on unemployment, and then get out of the way for all the economic growth that’s gonna happen. She’s right, folks. If you are relatively new to the program and you’re hearing our caller, I can understand you probably think, “What a nutcase! What a wacko!” No, she’s right. Nancy  Pelosi and other Democrats have bragged about unemployment benefits growing the economy.

She’s said that they are worth it, that every $1 paid in unemployment benefits creates $1.73 in economic output. Sheila Jackson Lee has said it. Pelosi has said it. A number of ranking Democrats have said it. Of course it makes no sense. They’ve said it to justify the failure of their own economic policies. And they know that the database of low-information voters in this country will lap it all up and everything will be fine.

January 7, 2014 Posted by | Government Waste, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody LOVES Godfrey Bloom

Nobody Flashes

Oh..my…goodness. Where is our American Godfrey Bloom? This guy is great.

(Thanks to Moonbattery)

And on a more humorous note:(Note…I got this email when the weather was actually warmer. Florida will get in the 40’s tomorrow.

And Obama, plays golf in Hawaii. hate florida day

January 4, 2014 Posted by | Government Waste, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody Asks: Who EXACTLY–Benefits from Wars in the Middle East?

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows just why Obama and the Rino’s are crying out for war with Syria. Everybody that I read is pretty much guessing that it’s all to save Obama from his own big mouth. But Nobody Thinks we should ask the very old but very sensible question: Who benefits? It’s blatantly obvious that the United States citizens, would be hurt. We don’t have the money or the will to fight another senseless war in the Middle East—-but how about our elites?

What are they getting out of this?Beohner

Nobody Knows and wonders—-what and IF some of our entranced Senators and Presidents get some personal money out of this from…big corporations, or even worse…other countries?

Nobody Knows…how influential big corporations and Saudi money are in calling the shots in Washington D.C.  It seems, every politician in Washington is controlled and by big wads of money.  P.J. O’Rourke was right when he said we have a Parliament of Whores.  Nobody Wonders if we can also add a recent gaggle of Presidential Whores to that great title.Saudi King and Obama

Let’s go back to the first gulf war. Daddy Bush told us we were going over there to protect a defenseless country named Kuwait, and Saddam was a bad guy. Remember, we backed that ‘bad’ guy with chemical weapons, military hardware, and millions of dollars to help those poor tribal lords in Iraq fight Iran.  We did the very same thing with bin Laden, in Afghanistan, to help him fight Russia

How did that turn out for us?

Daddy Bush gave our military support to those adorable Sunni sheiks in Saudi Arabia in order to protect them, and their family, and their oil with the FIRST Gulf war.  Bush the elder put on a real patriotic display for…making himself look good and protecting the Sheiks.  The propaganda was so good…we didn’t mind much, because we still had money.Saudi King and Cheny

Then we had Clinton protecting  the Muslims in Kosovo in THAT civil war. Remember, there was another ‘bad’ guy…Milosevic.  Nobody Knows how necessary that was. Clinton kept away from bin Laden, refused the man nine times, because bin Laden had relatives in the Saudi family. He literally ignored the bombing of the Cole, (We will FIND the criminals who did this!) and the first bombing of the World Trade Center, which was done by the Muslim Brotherhood.  Clinton airlifted Bosnian refugees over here because he felt sorry for them. He dropped 80,000 into St. Louis.

Expect more refugees from Syria to come over here because  the democrats are already demanding it.Clinton Kosovo

After 9.11, Bush Jr. protected the Saudi’s kids and sent out planes to pick up their families here, while everybody else was grounded. Even though almost ALL of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, Bush blamed one lone man. bin Laden, and he kept inviting those old Sheiks down to his Texas ranch, where he could give them big kisses. Saudi and Bush

Obama just has the thugs into the White House.

Who here believes that George W. Bush didn’t know where bin Laden was for ten years…raise your hands.

(Okay. You there. Go back to your granola.)

Obama continued the Saudi King worship with low bows.

Are you starting to see a pattern here? Jeb Bush is about to give Hillary Clinton, the butcher enabler of Benghazi, a metal of honor. Hillary has a Muslim Brotherhood woman as her assistant and she is now the right hand man of Obama.

Tell me, when will  the American people get some attention from their Presidents?

All these years, our Presidents have been protecting the Saudi’s family…and we are still doing it. Iran is their biggest enemy. How nice it would be for them if we took out Syria, and then Iran?

You could say that our Presidents are doing this to keep us in oil, but we can easily get oil from other places, including our own country, and yet, we NEVER do.  Our Congress AND President make damn sure we stay forever dependent on the Saudi oil.

Why? I want to know….what’s in it for them? Iraq War one

Nobody knows, if the reason that rich people want the Presidency so badly is that the top politicians have their own very secret, and very lucrative contracts with Saudi Arabia? After all, the Saudi’s and the Muslim Brotherhood are both Wahhabi. It would explain why we have a Muslim sympathize in the White House. The Saudi’s could have told the Rhino’s at the top, that they wanted  a Muslim someday, in the Presidency.  John McCain could have been in on that deal. After all, he ran to lose, it was almost too obvious.

Are our Presidents and some of our Senators on the payrolls of Saudi Kings?

Because Nobody Knows how John McCain, a decorated war veteran, could say this:

The bloodcurdling cry of “Allahu akbar” is a war cry, and is meant to “strike terror in the hearts of the unbelievers.” You can’t tell me John McCain doesn’t know that.

Nobody Knows if the Boston  Mayor Menino who said when a reporter asked him what he’d do with Detroit  “I’d blow up the place and start all over.” if John McCain would think it was okay if the Mayor said “Thank GOD!” after he did it? (And wasn’t THAT a racist statement?)

Nobody Knows why the democrats, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore helped get the network Al-Jazeera broadcasted into American homes, while in Egypt, the Muslims’ Brotherhood network has been banned. Al Gore made millions, but what did Hillary get?

Nobody knows why now, Ft. Hood was treated as a work place accident. Nobody Knows why American Tea Party is higher on the FBI list as terrorist than al-Qaeda.

Are our Presidents getting paid in secret by the Saudi’s to keep us at war? After all, a few top men making billions from secret payouts from foreign countries would be very hard to prove, and very easy to hide. Look how long they hid everything else? (NSA( We still don’t know who killed JFK, and never will. Did FDR make a deal that American Presidents would forever more protect the Saudi Family as long as a few key people at the top of our government got big payouts? Could the Saudi Kings have insisted that payout as long as America was kept dependent on their oil?Iraq War

Nobody knows, but it would sure explain the absolute absurdity of the last four President and their actions. And when you look all around you, it’s the ONLY answer that explains it all.

If you think I’m nuts about this theory, ask yourself:  “What have they done for YOU lately?”

September 3, 2013 Posted by | Afghanistan, American History, Barack Obama, Benghazi, bin Laden, biological warfare, Clintons, Congress, conspiracy, corruption, democrats, Egypt, Elites, Global Government, Globalization, Government Waste, Hillary, History, Iraq War, Islam, Jihad, John McCain, Middle East, Military, Money, Muslims, NSA, Obama, President George W. Bush, Presidents, progressives, Republicans, Rhino's, Terror Attack, The Bush Dynasty, The rich, Uncategorized, World History | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Knows: Kim Jung Un, Plane Texting, Political Stunt—Party On Garth!

Nobody Knows:

—Why Obama has to have another White House Sequester Free Soul Party?

Obama is just four months into his term, and four vacations (if you count Obama sightseeing in the Middle East) and it’s time to par–tee!

As the White House has previously announced, Justin Timberlake (who will be making his White House debut), Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others will be performing at the exclusive event.

Nobody Knows if Obama is going to sing again, but since it’s going to be on PBS, you can bet your daddy’s 401K plan, (what’s left of it.)  that it’s one of the reasons they put this together so quickly. Nothing boosted Obama’s popularity ratings as fast as when he started singing, “I’m so in love with you.” After that, nobody could get him to shut up.Obama singing

Also expect him to be all over Michelle, to let the whole world know that: she really isn’t a single parent: did not file for divorce again (she once did): and he’s really not a male chauvinist pig for making that sexist comment about the attorney general. He really does love her.

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And if you can’t waste taxpayers money by throwing big lavish white house parties, there’s always the Commerce Department to help you out:

Congress’s top auditor said Tuesday that the Commerce Department has been charging other government agencies  millions of dollars for reports that the other agencies could just as easily have gotten online, for free. The reports don’t amount to much — the agency reported revenues of $1.5 million in fiscal year 2011 — but overall, duplication and waste are likely costing the federal government billions of dollars a year, the auditors said. But the Government Accountability Office said it can’t even begin to measure how much overlap there is because the agencies don’t keep sufficient records to evaluate that.

GAO said the Defense Department has so many different branches that each pay separately for foreign language services, but if the department were to coordinate it could save hundreds of millions of dollars a year.

Oh..that makes sense. When your department is caught wasting billions of taxpayer’s dollars, just report that everybody does it and that will get you off the hook every time.Waste in Washington

Everybody knows that if we cut the waste and fraud out of all government departments we’d could probably pay off the debt in half the time, but Nobody Knows that nobody in Congress will ever prosecute anyone for stealing taxpayer money, because they would all have to go to jail…and there is no jail big enough to hold them all.

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President Obama gathered up a bunch of grieving parents from Sandy Hook, and took them all on a ride on Air Force One, to a gun rally to support gun control, and said this:

“Some folks in Washington are already floating the idea that they may use political stunts to prevent votes on any of these reforms,”

Nobody Knows why Obama and his many minions do NOT see that dragging these poor people all over the country is a political stunt..but they have mastered the, “These are not the droids you seek” Ob-bi-wan mind control. Republicans…have not. It’s that simple.Obama and Sandy hook

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And then there’s a problem with the new technology: Texting. I don’t do it. I think the human voice is much faster. But then, that’s me. You can’t drink and drive, but nobody seems to have a problem with taking your eyes off the road and punching tiny little buttons. But this guy…went further:

Texting by a pilot before and during a 2011 medical-helicopter flight in Missouri contributed to its crash. The NTSB documented at least 240 texts sent and received by the pilot during his shift the day of the accident, according to records. There were 20 such texts with a coworker before and during the accident.

Because this guy couldn’t stop fighting with his girlfriend (come on, you KNOW he was talking to a woman) he killed the patient, the other pilot, a flight nurse, and a paramedic. His excuse for not refueling the plane was that he hadn’t slept well the night before.Plane texting

Nobody Knows how somebody could be smart enough to get a pilot’s license, but do such a dumb thing as not filling up the plane with gas because he was too busy texting.

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Tomorrow  Kim Jung Un will launch a missile and Nobody Kim Jung pointingKnows where it’s going to land.  But just in case Obama’s on the golf course, I hope we all have clean underwear on.

April 9, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, Government Waste, North Korea, Obama, planes, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Gay Women Are Fat…Who Knew?

Nobody Cares

Last week we found out, that our government cares more about Lesbians, then any of the rest of us, so much in fact, they deem it high on the lists of “things to take care of.” Lesbian FAT is a big concern:Queen Lat

CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance. It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic.”

So…what’s the MOST important word in this sentence? “Minority.”

They want to find out why black gay women are so fat. It all comes down to race.

Could it be…go on…say it…”Food Stamps?”

If they find out that it’s caused by something psychological, in other words, they are bullied by people that don’t like gay people, so they eat more, so therefore anyone that makes fun of them for being gay or fat, which of course, is no fault of their own, will that person be fined? If you are fat and gay, will you get free gym memberships, and extra food stamps to spend at your local upscale whole foods market?

Will the taxpayers have to pay big bucks to get you in shape?Anderson

And WHY is it that the gay men are skinnier than everybody else? Could it be they are actually having MORE sex than the average Joe?

Well…there is one gay woman who can solve the problem

Ellen DeGeneres, and Michelle Obama, should get on these gay women…To get off their big butts and…dance.

You can dance anywhere, anytime, and it doesn’t cost the taxpayers one single penny.

But then again…they expect the gay lesbians to take over the world…so is it any wonder that Obama spent $1.5 million to study this national epidemic of fat gay women?

Nobody Thinks the heterosexual fat woman should sue the Feds for discrimination.

Really. This has gone too far: We, the heterosexual fat women of the world: UNITE! And demand our free memberships to Club Fitness.

March 15, 2013 Posted by | Government Waste, Race, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

   

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