Joyanna Adams

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Net Neutrality: Amnesty: Golf

Nobody Wins

Lots of things are happening behind closed doors while the media is keeping your eyes on North Korea, Israel, and the Royal Wedding.

FIRST: The democrats are busy trying to get back control of the internet. They passed a restore net neutrality bill which I’m sure will probably fall off President Trump’s desk and be stomped on with his best gold veto shoe. 

Chairman Pai told reporters last Thursday that the FCC’s repeal of net neutrality will not harm consumers and offer Americans a cheaper and faster Internet experience.

“The effect of this will be better, faster, cheaper internet access and the free and open internet that we have had for many, many years,” Pai explained.


And while we are all suddenly concerned about why a white American Daddy may not be well enough to walk his daughter down the royal isle, Never-Trumpers in Congress are trying to get an amnesty for millions of illegals. Among the most surprising is Mia Love.

Remember how they made SUCH a big deal out of her and how she sounded like such a sensible conservative? Wow, were WE fooled.

What they say to get elected.

Here’s the list: Make note, you can always vote them out:
Rep. Scott Taylor (R-VA) (202) 225-4215 (Facebook)
Rep. Dan Newhouse (R-WA) (202) 225-5816 (Facebook)
Rep. Rodney Davis (R-IL) (202) 225-2371 (Facebook)
Rep Mark Amodei (R-NV) 202 225-6155 (Facebook)
Rep Mike Coffman (R-CO) (202) 225-7882 Facebook
Rep. Jeff Denham (R-CA)(202) 225-4540 (Facebook)
Rep. Mia Love (R-UT) (202) 225-3011 (Facebook)
Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA) (202) 225-4276 (Facebook)
Rep. Peter King (R-NY) (202) 225-7896 (Facebook)
Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-FL) (202) 225-2778 (Facebook)
Rep. Ryan Costello (R-PA) (202) 225-4315 (Facebook)
Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI) (202) 225-3761 (Facebook)
Rep. John Faso (R-NY) (202) 225-5614 (Facebook)
Rep. John Katko (R-NY) (202) 225-3701 (Facebook)
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-UT) (202) 225-9730 (Facebook)
Rep. Susan Brooks (R-IN) (202) 225-2276 (Facebook)
Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) (202) 225-3635 (Facebook)
Rep. Glenn Thompson (R-PA) (202) 225-5121 (Facebook)
Rep. Mike Simpson (R-ID) (202) 225-5531 (Facebook)
Rep. Mimi Walters (R-CA) (202) 225-5611 (Facebook)
Rep. Leonard Lance (R-NJ) (202) 225-5361 (Facebook)
Rep. Pat Meehan (R-PA) (202) 225-2011 (Facebook)
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) (202) 225-4611 (Facebook)
Rep. Tom MacArthur (R-NJ) (202) 225-4765 (Facebook)
Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ) (202) 225-3765 (Facebook)
Rep. Jennifer Gonzalez Colon (R-Puerto Rico) (202) 225-2615
Rep. Will Hurd (R-TX) (202) 225-4511 (Facebook)
Rep. Bruce Poliquin (R-ME) (202) 225-6306 (Facebook)

And last but not least, this picture has to prove, that golf is probably more addicting than heroin.

Volcano explodes behind you? Free stroke.

MUCH more Important: Making par and winning that $100 dollar bet.

I can actually see my dear father (rest his soul) doing this. Ask any golf brat…it’s much like being an army brat except your father usually comes home for dinner. And if you dare to NOT keep your head down as you take that backswing, you might as well offer to be the caddy, and wash the golf cart.

I’m just saying. I mean…it’s just a volcano. You just play through the ash. Ask ANY golfer.

No problem. The balls are white and yellow. Easy to spot.

May 16, 2018 Posted by | Golf, Government Waste, Internet, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

King Put Makes Another Speech


Nobody Wins

You have to hand it to the Democrats. Day after day, they all stay on message:

It’s those men rich Republicans that are destroying the middle class. Why, according to Obama’s last speech, if the Congress doesn’t let him get rid of the loopholes he wants…(translation, taxes) the middle class will fall so far off the face of the earth, China won’t recognize any of them when they fall through the earth and come climbing out of the hole on the other side. kris 6

Once again, he put the FEAR of Armageddon, into every man and women listening: mother’s dying, babies not going to school, teachers will be out of work and will have to buy shotguns to keep the unemployed Pentagon workers from their front porch. No more vaccines, No more aircraft carriers, no more FBI. Even longer lines, and more assaults at the airports…

And he will have to cut some of his vacations..

Wait. He didn’t say that.

Of course, it’s Obama that is putting the final nail, the last burrito, the last bite into the ever dwindling, fast disappearing, soon to be history, middle class— but he so cleverly blames the other guys.

He is so ABOVE us all…playing golf with Tiger Woods, while his wife vacations in Aspen, holding up airspace…lunching with bigwigs in the Oil business…

Sharing the best prostitutes money can buy with Tiger after hours.

What? You think Tiger has stopped the sex addiction? Doesn’t Obama play golf with a man who was busted for prostitution? Remember Bobby Titcomb? Does a President play with a man busted for a prostitution ring because he likes the way the guy plays golf?Obama & Bobby

Wait. He couldn’t have done that! If Obama and Tiger were having a private party with prostitutes why the press would be all over it! Just like they were all over John Kennedy and all his daily afternoon prostitutes, right?

And the Republicans just can’t seem to muster even a few spitballs. John Boehner did try to take a blow at Obama, but he did it in the Wall Street Journal.

( Okay, just how many WORKING Americans read the Wall Street Journal?)

Boehner said in a Wall Street Journal editorial that Republicans already have compromised on their side, sending to Obama significant tax hikes for Americans.

 “The president got his higher taxes – $600 billion from higher earners, with no spending cuts – at the end of 2012. He also got higher taxes via Obamacare. Meanwhile, no one should be talking about raising taxes when the government is still paying people to play videogames, giving folks free cell phones, and buying $47,000 cigarette-smoking machines,” he wrote.

And Rush said THIS:

“The ultimate objective of all of this is to spend MORE. The ultimate objective of all of this is to frighten everybody everywhere about what will happen if you cut a DIME from the federal budget,” Limbaugh said. “This is all about moving the ball forward under the premise that the government must grow and continue to grow if you are to have any chance in life at all. … The secondary objective is for Obama to continue to be seen as the outsider, not governing, he’s the outsider campaigning, trying to prevent this disaster, when in truth, it’s his policies that are causing it.”

And Rand Paul said THIS:

“I mean, for goodness sakes, it was his proposal. He proposed the sequester, it was his idea. He signed it into law, now he’s going to tell us that, ‘Oh, it’s all our fault?’” Paul said. “I voted against the sequester because I didn’t think it was enough.”King Put

Strong stuff…true stuff, and yet, Obama goes on vacation…and comes back, to give a speech and says,

“I will never sign a plan that harms the middle class”

Yeah…spoken like a true King Put.



February 20, 2013 Posted by | Golf, Obama, taxes | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Food Stamp Recipiants—Obama is Spending Your MONEY!

Nobody Reports:–

-That there is a consequence to all of Obama’s vacation costs. Yes…simply because of Congress, Obama had to fly BACK to Washington D.C., after arriving in Hawaii and joining his friends for golf…only to find out on the 18th hole that because of Congress’s ineptitude at coming to a consensus on TAXES…Obama had to fly back to D.C. and get it done…even though he knew before flying out, that he should have waited to join his family after this tax business was done. But, I guess he just couldn’t wait. Air Force One

SO…because Obama couldn’t wait..guess what? Due to lack of money, Georgia ran out of food stamps!  Children are starving! Not only that, but this other guy (see video below) spent his last wad of government money on getting his teeth whitened, never suspecting that since Obama spent his food stamp money on his vacation in Hawaii…he would have to actually WORK at getting his fair share.

Dialing the phone is beyond what we should expect of our good citizens.

That is why, Obama should not be allowed any more vacations. If I were a food stamp recipient, I’d be furious at President Obama for NOT thinking of the children. Really…

( find out where the money is actaully going…click on the lady with the big earrings in the window above…FOOD RANT. She is witness to the criminals working for Obama’s vacations. )

January 8, 2013 Posted by | Food, Food Stamps, Golf, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Finally: The Golf Swing Explained

Nobody Flashes

Don’t know how to play golf?

This, explains it all.

June 27, 2012 Posted by | Golf, humor | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Imaginary Vacation!

Nobody Flashes

Since my last vacation happened BEFORE Disney died, I like to sit around and think of what kind of vacation I would think up for rich people and their friends…you know, the “Let me help you get a life” vacation? I could be a damn good travel agent for the average billionaire who is tired of going to the South Of France..

Here’s one that I think they would enjoy:

First: The owner of this vacation would pick 1,000 of his favorite people, and pile them on Air Force One outside of Dulles. All that would be needed is a simple $3 billion dollar campaign fund donated to Obama’s re-election money bags, and you would have the finest jet in the world take you and your friends to the thrilling land of S. Korea.

Come on…when was the last time you were in South Korea? The only catch is, “President” Obama might want to come along for the ride since he’ll go anywhere for a party.

Second: You will arrive in Panmunjom, the demilitarized Zone between North and South Koreas….Meeting you at the airstrip will be 250 brand new Mercedes Benz Mini-Vans to take you and your guests to the place where you are going to be spending the night.

Your vans will pull up to the Tentanic..yes, a tent that can hold 1,000 people. There you will spend the night being poured the finest champange, while Celine Dion performs her best hit from the Titanic movie: “I’ll be loving you…in all the old familiar places..back of cars where you embrace me….long agoooooo.”

Wait. No…well, she’s only going to be there singing the one hit from the Titianic, and you will be allowed to smash glasses and throw whatever happens to be on the floor. And don’t worry—Whatever happens in that tent: STAYS in that tent.

Third: The next day– a real treat! Golf. In pairs of four, everyone will get to play the most dangerous golf course in the world, which sits in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea. There is only one hole to play: a par three..192 yards, but the rough is filled with land mines! Think of the fun bets you could win by challenging the other team to go in and get his ball!

Forth: Be sure and ask the “President to play. Donate another $ 5 billion to his campaign.

Fifth:After that fun game of golf, everyone will get back in their Mini-vans and head off to the nearest Ocean. There you will all be given your very own submarine to explore the sea in. Those that do NOT want to participate in this event, have get to sit on the beach and smoke Lamborghini cigarettes, if they like. (One pack: $2,700)

At the end of the day, when all the subs are discarded, everyone will get back in the Mini-vans to get back on Air Force One. Be sure and tell the pilot that the President in on board. If he isn’t, don’t worry. You gave him enough money to get a ride back to the states. Let him buy his own damn plane.

Hey…did you have fun! Nobody thanks you for traveling on Nobody’s Imaginary Vacations! (Thanks to LuxuryLaunches for all the inspiration!)

April 9, 2012 Posted by | Golf, humor, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Grass is Green—What’s that Mean? GOLF!

Nobody Knows

—That I am a golf brat. It was my father’s daily pastime and my mother’s favorite game to hate. I was bought up on the fact that golf will ruin a man…My father played 18 holes a day, and 74 on weekends, even when it snowed.  My parents fought like cats and dogs for over 40 years, untill one day, after she retired from working…my mother got hooked on it to0.

Why my father didn’t get her hook on it sooner, I’ll never know. It would have saved me hours of listening to my mom complain about…”GO GET YOUR FATHER! HE”S STILL ON THE GOLF COURSE!”

Okay mom. —Yeah, the course was a few blocks away. I got pretty good at dodging golf balls.

So, I’ve seen a lot of golf shots in my day..but nothing like this.

Somebody blew on this ball…or it had some kind of magnet in it. Come on. This cannot be real….and who has a name like FUZZY? Did Fuzzy forget to take the trick golf ball out of his bag?


March 21, 2012 Posted by | Golf, humor, Sports | , | 2 Comments


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