Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Mexico VS Canada Baseball Fight…

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Ah….the joys of spring! We knew this was coming. The .globalization of baseball. Here we see that Mexico, who was leading by six runs in the 9th, did not think that this batter had any right to try to get on base. So the pitcher hit the batter— on purpose.

According to Tony La Russo, former coach of the St. Louis Cardinals, nothing makes a coach more furious than a pitcher aiming and hitting a player up by his head…for obvious reasons. A baseball to the head is very lethal. Sure, it hit his shoulder, but that’s close enough.

So, one cannot blame the batter…but why in the world do this when you have a good lead? We learn, that in Mexico the rules are different.

Some of those Mexicans look right out of drug gangs, but, I wouldn’t go up against any Canadian because they all play hockey, and while the Mexicans would have an advantage with guns, since no guns are allowed in Baseball, the Canadians would do the most damage.

That’s just my Nobody Opinion, which was not well thought out, but it sure makes sense to me. 🙂


March 15, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, baseball | , , , | 8 Comments

Gay Women Are Fat…Who Knew?

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Last week we found out, that our government cares more about Lesbians, then any of the rest of us, so much in fact, they deem it high on the lists of “things to take care of.” Lesbian FAT is a big concern:Queen Lat – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance. It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic.”

So…what’s the MOST important word in this sentence? “Minority.”

They want to find out why black gay women are so fat. It all comes down to race.

Could it be…go on…say it…”Food Stamps?”

If they find out that it’s caused by something psychological, in other words, they are bullied by people that don’t like gay people, so they eat more, so therefore anyone that makes fun of them for being gay or fat, which of course, is no fault of their own, will that person be fined? If you are fat and gay, will you get free gym memberships, and extra food stamps to spend at your local upscale whole foods market?

Will the taxpayers have to pay big bucks to get you in shape?Anderson

And WHY is it that the gay men are skinnier than everybody else? Could it be they are actually having MORE sex than the average Joe?

Well…there is one gay woman who can solve the problem

Ellen DeGeneres, and Michelle Obama, should get on these gay women…To get off their big butts and…dance.

You can dance anywhere, anytime, and it doesn’t cost the taxpayers one single penny.

But then again…they expect the gay lesbians to take over the world…so is it any wonder that Obama spent $1.5 million to study this national epidemic of fat gay women?

Nobody Thinks the heterosexual fat woman should sue the Feds for discrimination.

Really. This has gone too far: We, the heterosexual fat women of the world: UNITE! And demand our free memberships to Club Fitness.

March 15, 2013 Posted by | Government Waste, Race, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment


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