Joyanna Adams

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God Bless the Hockey Fans of Canada!

Nobody Flashes

Here’s an uplifting moment in time: Canadians singing the AMERICAN national Anthem.

Showing us how precious it is…and how ashamed we are when our own NFL cannot even suffer it.

God bless the hockey fans of Canada!

Encore!

(I thought this was a good thing to post after President Trump signed his new trade deal with Canada)

 

November 30, 2018 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary VS Montreal

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have Hillary Clinton VS Montreal.

When governments wants to hide something from the public, sometimes, it just doesn’t turn out does it? We KNOW what Hillary has been hiding…but what about Canada?

Let’s start with Hillary first: I posted Judge Napolatano’s  succinct explanation of Hillary’s email problem, which just doesn’t seem to be going away. It’s pretty clear, she broke every rule as Secretary of State, not only with hiding emails and putting classified documents out in the world to be hacked, but with collecting big donations from companies and countries all over the world…felonies?Hillary 3

YES! But it seems only President Obama can prosecute her, which he won’t because Hillary and Bill have been collecting dirt on people looooooogg before Obama was a baby inkspot in Kenya.

You don’t mess with the Clinton Mafia.

Besides, she is such a lousy liar, her poll numbers are going down faster than even Bill Cosby’s. It not looking good in Iowa, or New Hampshire for her, and YET…Brit Hume is worried that Donald Trump could not win against her.

(I ALMOST did this on Brit Hume who is very worried that the conservatives supporting Trump will RUIN it for the GOP. He talks as if Americans are ruining the country.–that’s another post.)

Anyway, Montreal on the other hand, has been keeping a little secret: Drugs are in the drinking water.

MONTREAL – A new study says drinking water in parts of southern Ontario contains traces of several illegal drugs —including cocaine.water

Researchers at McGill University found water discharged from waste-water treatment plants in the Grand River watershed has the potential to contaminate sources of drinking water with drugs such as morphine, cocaine and oxycodone.

What does this mean? The good people of Canada are always stoned? And if Montreal’s water is filled with cocaine, can you imagine what they are drinking in our Capital? Is THAT why Obama always has a silly grin on his face, and suffers from a severe case of megalomania? He’s drinking the water? His White House Party alone is probably filling the local water basin with more drugs than that.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it Hillary, who keeps flying her private jet to small ladies’ gardening functions…where nobody will ask her a question? A woman who refuse to see the facts in front of her face: the fact being:

Nobody really likes her?

Or is it Montreal? A city who figures some drugs in the water is not such a bad thing after all?

Well, you KNOW by default I’ll always pick Hillary as the big imperfect loser.

We LOVE Montreal…so hey there Montreal ! YO! We love you! Can you take a few more people?

I want one.

July 27, 2015 Posted by | Hillary, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Canada Has STRONGER Beer?

Nobody Gets Email

This was so cute, and such a catchy song, I just had to share it.

Canada claims…it has stronger beer than us, and who am I to dispute that? I don’t even drink beer. Although, beer is good for slopping on barbecue, and holding curls in your hair.

And I had no idea that their football field was longer. There is one problem with this song though:  Someone should tell the Canadian singing this, that he sounds like he from Texas—- and THIS Nobody wants to know why?

I thought we all could use some…thoughts about something other than watching the Muslim Brotherhood burn down buildings in Cairo, and hearing about the death count EVERY TEN MINUTES!!

So…Enjoy!

(Thanks to J.R. ) Who also sent me this:

signs two

August 17, 2013 Posted by | Canada, humor | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Mexico VS Canada Baseball Fight…

Nobody Gets Email

Ah….the joys of spring! We knew this was coming. The .globalization of baseball. Here we see that Mexico, who was leading by six runs in the 9th, did not think that this batter had any right to try to get on base. So the pitcher hit the batter— on purpose.

According to Tony La Russo, former coach of the St. Louis Cardinals, nothing makes a coach more furious than a pitcher aiming and hitting a player up by his head…for obvious reasons. A baseball to the head is very lethal. Sure, it hit his shoulder, but that’s close enough.

So, one cannot blame the batter…but why in the world do this when you have a good lead? We learn, that in Mexico the rules are different.

Some of those Mexicans look right out of drug gangs, but, I wouldn’t go up against any Canadian because they all play hockey, and while the Mexicans would have an advantage with guns, since no guns are allowed in Baseball, the Canadians would do the most damage.

That’s just my Nobody Opinion, which was not well thought out, but it sure makes sense to me. 🙂

 

March 15, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, baseball | , , , | 8 Comments

Last Word On a Friday: American Zombies Not Welcomed In Canada

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And while Janet Napolitano prepares our police for Zombie attacks: The Canadians are already prepared.

Who says our govenment can’t be the laughing stock of the planet?

Enjoy!

March 1, 2013 Posted by | Canada, humor | , , | Leave a comment

Cufflinks, Canadian Bill, and ?

Nobody Wonders

If you think the “rich’ have just a bit too much money…if you think that Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party people might just get have something in common…you might be right.

Tell me…would you pay $89.9 milion for a painting called “Orange Red Yellow” ?

Or how about $4.2 million for a pair of cufflinks?

Or how about this: Something that creeps even me out…the new twenty-dollar bill in Canada, not only makes the Queen look like she’s have a bad hair day in the middle of a tree, the twin towers look as if they have naked women on them. What’s even more weird is that everyone is concerned about ..the naked women on the towers, NOT the fact that Nobody Knows why in the world Canada would want to put the twin towers on their $20 dollar bill. I mean, are they planning on building a pair of their own with naked women on them? WTF? How are the families who lost loved ones on 9/11 suppose to take that?

Curiouser and curiouser.

May 12, 2012 Posted by | economy | , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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