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Nobody’s Email: A Fine Joke to Tell At the Pub on St. Patty’s Day!

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Ah…it’s a wee bit o’ Irish luck I had to day, to geet a feeen joke about that blarney of a tooter, Nancy Pelosi on St. Patty’s Day! Remember lads and lasses to drive carefully on this lovely Irish spring of a day, and drink a toast to al’ de nobodies in the world, and be sure and tel ya local libby this heree joke for to tell at da pub!kris 67

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Clever Catholics-St. Nancy Pelosi!

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to the former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”St. Patty's Day

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,

“While Nancy Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some: the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to the tenets of the Church and she tends to flip- flop on many issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit- wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using he wealth to lie to the American people.  She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint.”

March 16, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: The Virtual President and ( Phyllis Schlafly)

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This is probably the best rant you will ever hear on Gun Control…and on top of that, it’s fun!

What was even more fun was that as I was getting this off of YouTube, one of the comments was:

“This guy is not president. He is not on the podium, it’s a fake.”
–as if he was letting everyone know this wasn’t real.

As I post this, I’m watching the Republicans at CPAC on C-Span. Sarah Palin gave a lot of rousing one-liners and the crowd loved her, but it was Phyllis Schlafly, who hit a home run with me. She attacked the established Bush boys and Karl Rove. She attacked the failing candidates loses that they have run: Bob Dole, John McCain, and Mitt Romney. Phyllis was the clearest-minded to my mind about how the old guard just has to go. Phylliss

She didn’t get much applause, and that’s why…IF they run Jeb Bush in 2014, a lot of us won’t vote. The RHINOS will not go quietly into that good night. So…

We should let them all know…NOW. If you run Jeb Bush, we won’t show up.

(Thanks to amfortas for the video)

March 16, 2013 Posted by | Gun Control | , , , | 1 Comment


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